Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD/archive7

Gone and married 24

Neo anarchism
Melon 
Daniel missed one...
Winternet Has no possible redeeming value: it looks like ****, reads like ****, and smells like bull****
-- I fixed it slightly, at least it doesn't look or read like **** now. -- HoCkEy_PUCK
Aixelyd (been NRVed, we already have sdrawkcaB
That guy from across the street
Durian
Spede Pasanen
Russian language
The entire population of Mongolia
Cheat codes
Saint Percy
Swear grow up troll
Willi
Gigi ugh, can't we block this fuck?
Gary Coleman and the battle aganist childhood obesity 0_o
Already eaten food
Ass clown
Keitei WARNING!  EXPLOSION IMMINENT!
Ochea

342 days til 2007

Jonas Vienmarškinis
Ultima online clear to make room for a real article
Big Blonde Bimbo it's baaaAAAaaack.
Kyle Gomes
Goobers
Japanese Catgirl Hentai
DaBasti
Game Online/dark/tree/nest seizure in progress
Paweł Janas
Warring factions
Szánalmas Kommuna
Jonni
Mon Calamari

Day 22 of 2006

Orthodox
Crapflood
Heat (Physics)
White Road
Smiley face
Clan kns
Finding a Needle in a Haystack
Maastricht Treaty
Turtlezilla -- DELETE ME!  PLEASE!  I'M SO CRAP!  SOMEONE JUST SLAY ME OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH!

1-10110-0b11111010110

IWindowsXP --The Zombiebaron 18:18, 21 January 2006 (UTC)
Mr.Dum --The Zombiebaron 17:39, 21 January 2006 (UTC)
Juxtaposition if its under construction, then the person who made it should just write the article on their computer, in say word, and 
 then copy it in, there is no need for "THIS PAGE IS UNDERCONSTRUCTION"...In my opinion...--The Zombiebaron 15:20, 21 January 2006 (UTC)
Dame A completely pointless article, consists of only about 3 sentences (and let's not forget the Wildeizm)
HAFF A relist from the 20th - a compeltely ridiculous article which isnt in any way funny.  Please speed-huff these both!
Dork, had NRV tag for a week
Yaks, had NRV tag for a week
Graham cracker, had NRV tag for a week
Virtual Dragon, seems somebody removed the NRV tag, but the article still sucks

Jan-Ur-Hairy-Van

Bat Country Author blanked page, therefore there is no content.
HAFF This page was referenced before, but hasn't been deleted.  There can be no debate as to if it needs deleting.
Fujn
FNORD!! - nevermind, page was vandalized.
Turtlezilla
Batista
Mullet haircuts
Morten Meland
Marlborough, MA
Hammerfist
Henri vesanto
Pt:Roberto Marinho
Justin Tan

Janeberry nein-TIFF

Bagels
Self-referential article
Ben Kenobi
Ramly burger
Richard jeni
Fat Albert
Sauli Niinistö
Rich people
Suzanne K.M. Greenwalt nee Means alias Frau "G" (Gey)
Monserrat Caballe
Parkway
"one-hand" Pete
Pidaras
Jos verstappen NRV'd, appears to be notable person and article might have the seed of a decent page
Rakion NRV'd
Atheist Extremist
Bats I don't care if it is a Calvin & Hobbes reference.

Junebugary eat-teef

Fart Jokes --Hpesoj 17:00, 18 January 2006 (UTC)
Tomato --Hpesoj 12:19, 18 January 2006 (UTC)
Great Doobie War --The Zombiebaron 00:20, 18 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Democratic Republic of Congo --The Zombiebaron 01:50, 18 Jan 2006 (UTC)
IPiss hardy har --King In Yellow 13:56, 18 January 2006 (UTC)
Troy to make way for a decent article
Johny Bravo
Really, really, really gay previously huffed, filled with slander at the end
Shildish
Ninja Robot Popes

January 17th

General Plastro 
Lois Griffin
Woman vs Man
Thurstable
Ross green vabnity [sic] by the author of the above
Muse
Whitney Crenna-Jennings
Jose Hurtado
1st Person Shooter
Tejeez
Adi The Wonder Kid recreated twice, just ban the author already
Wisconsin native
Your Mum
Sammy Hagar - was vandalised (deleted, saw history, restored to before vandalism, NRVed)
Greg scott Vanity, maybe slander
Darth Sxoo
Exit stage left
Cult/Lit slandanity and CRAP.

January 16

Guilherme_Pegasus - It's Back!
Feel the RIPPIKAHVI
Current status of Stickognoza
Gheorghe Sincai
Oral pleasure
Lander Cote'
Matallica
Viktor Uspakich
Öresund
Fabio
Adi The Wonder Kid
The Legend of Zelda: The Neverending Perpetual Infinity Ruler Dagger - NRVed
The Difference Between Geeks and Nerds

January 15th

AntiFührer
Eurotrip an imdb link? come on! --The Zombiebaron 21:14, 15 Jan 2006 (UTC) didn't see it was already here --The Zombiebaron 21:17, 15 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Jeesus.jpg --The Zombiebaron 21:13, 15 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Dan Brown gets sued --The Zombiebaron 21:12, 15 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Fisher Price --The Zombiebaron 21:11, 15 Jan 2006 (UTC)
 Kept by previous IRC consensus. (Believe it or not.) --—rc (t) 21:24, 15 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Panty Shot --The Zombiebaron 21:11, 15 Jan 2006 (UTC)  didn't see it was already here --The Zombiebaron 21:17, 15 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Johny Bravo --The Zombiebaron 21:08, 15 Jan 2006 (UTC) didn't see it was already here --The Zombiebaron 21:17, 15 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Chode
Penes Both NRV'd but dont really deserve it.
Killer Japanese Seizure Robots!
MifTy Yawn.
Horst Nordfink What would you do without me?
Johny Bravo
Eurotrip
Belvedere College
Panty Shot - regular VFDed
Wolfgang Puck
Eastenders - What?
IEuser, is a Template (now at Template:IEuser)
Guernsey Has content - Moved to VFD

Jinjuary 14

Cake butt tricycle
Masturbates--The Zombiebaron 20:20, 14 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Emperor Nero--The Zombiebaron 20:20, 14 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Final fantasy--66.251.25.253 20:28, 14 Jan 2006 (UTC)  P.S. Whatever happened to the original Final Fantasy page?

January 13th

HAFF This page is retarded and the creator is in serious need of mental therapy. Can you say 'sadistic'?
Never leave your woman alone
Image:Wkstpoor.JPG (duplicate of Image:Kstpoor2.JPG) - dealt with
Image:Frustration.gif (duplicate of Image:Mewhenreadingstupidstuff.gif) - dealt with
Dork - NRVed
Age of Consent
Alfil and Läufer
Alfredo this is not LJ, nerf-noggin.
M90
Red will always be red, unless thay change the name...
Shokies
Edward
Title
Quantuum Mechanics
Alex wilson
WikiHell
Hot Carl
Daniel rennie
Kane worden
Lousy Computer
Rio de Janeiro aside from one hilarious TYPO, this is unmitigated TROOTH - NRVed
Treeasaurus
7331
Favela
GUCCI
Benjamin netanyahu
Uranga-o-Te-Ra
Old move to Undictionary, perhaps?
Wotan
Big Papa Bot - NRVed
Maui redirect
Asexual
Matt Holtz No LiveJournal for you...
Digame
Bert McCracken - NRVed
Don juan de la vega

Jihadary Rth

French_military_victories plagiarized from http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/france.html
Low-fat analogue
Kenny - Not funny, not organized, and quotes aren't in proper format. And not funny.
Mr. Ármann
Red Power Ranger I'm with Jack on this --King In Yellow 13:46, 12 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Shit aliens
Reed Harrison
About:blank
Juoppotornado
Pie/Pie Slayer
Moobies
Carlos "Tix" Leiva
Ru:Кофе Are we supposed to have pages in russian here? uhh, yeah, that's the point of Ru:
Nekophelia
Taking It Up The Bum unf
00's
One party state Been a stub for two months now, time to put it out of it's misery.

Jaguar 0000 1011'th

Avril Lavigne - just plain dumb
Tim Horton - unfunny and completely unrelated 
Screech - unfunny
Chorizos shameless self-promoting link page
President of University work in progress my ass; any add'l work will just add to the suck.
Kamtschatka stupid, confusing, vaguely offensive, aggravating, unfunny.  All 5 bases covered.  Move Zig. 
Articles have been placed either on VFD or have had NRV tags added. 
Try to reserve QVFD for the really awful stuff that needs to be nuked ASAP.--Sir Flammable KUN    (Na Naaaaa...) 14:38, 11 Jan 2006 (UTC)
JPEG
GIF Belay that... the softies have struck.  Ah the good ol' days of SKULL-CHUCKING crap pages as soon as they're aborted into existence seem to be receding into the mists of time... --King In Yellow 15:24, 11 Jan 2006 (UTC)
:I am proud to be a softie, but look forward to a lovely FOREST FIRE WEEK during which I can forget my hesitations and BURN THEM ALL. --KATIE!! 15:32, 11 Jan 2006 (UTC)
::Bring lots of napalm! --King In Yellow 16:31, 11 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Jim Belushi
Worst time of the Israelian people no redemption in sight.
Best_Chinese_Writing - this article went from bad to worse.
Murder ain't shit nigga
David, Kentuckistan
Lviv
Unicum don't wanna see what happens with this one....
Jonas Vienmarškinis
Pixar
Telford
Narrator
Proctorate
Gheorghe
Poshirca
Leonardo Da Whisky

Jaguar N'th

Pie man
Vast Jewish Conspiracy
Hannah ginn
Blank Page

Januar Ayth

Zach de la Raochahhhcchouhacahhahaczazaza
Robert Johnson
AAAAAY! Theory
Worst 100 Ways to Deliver Bad News/Dave, I'm leaving you - I moved this one to a different name.
Assassination
Dodecahexagonal
Wilde:0. Da Happy Wanderer
Lego - something about dwarf porn
Then - just lots of then, shouldn't be NRV

January Se7enth

Th edge
HHH
Nathan wong - either really stupid, or vanity, or both (and this is the second time it's back)
Making up Marge Simpson quotes - Uh... what the heck?

Sexy Jan

3012 to be eatten
Paris Hilton's breasts starting the day with... piffle.
Cold Nordic countries
Brian Johnson
Carl the Cannibal
Mr mingle
Chris Chase
Black Jesus
Per
HedonAGAIN
Mark Smith
Humberside NRVed
£3.2billion go away please.
Adam Sebolka is a n00b ZOMG PWNED LOLWTFBBQ!!!!111one!! (shithead)
The rmodynamics stupid stupid... NRVed
Thermodynamics redirects to stupidity should be thwacked
Tejas Ranade BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Page% HUFF n BAN, I say.
Brad Jolitz same here
Bela Lugosi shame...
Turbine revolution
Mask of Destiny
A Jorb Well Done
Tim Horton
Muppet with AIDS Re tedious, everyday badness.

How Billy and Mandy Stole Christmas

A very lame combination of The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy and How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Huff. -

The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

We might as well huff this one, too. --

January 5ive

Simple Plan Nevermind, it had been vandalized.
Leland
Vegard Øye
Big Bottom'd Boys
Malice mizer-see my UBP edit about the author's IP--abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvWXYZ(talk|contrib) 23:03, 5 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Dj love master 5000 NRVed
Leland
She-male - now if this were about noted fashion line Shemale, then I'd understand (you have to watch AD to understand)
UnNews:White women are black! - sucks

Boring idiots who cant write in english

Boring idiots who cant write in english are likke the author of dis artkel. Huff it. -

Jamuary 4

endless loop --Rataube 14:13, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC) it's funny --Sir gwax (talk)  14:17, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Siquan  --Keithhackworth MUN F@H
Brett Favre anyone that misspells "restroom" doesn't deserve a second chance.
Marzipan
Milky Milky Cocoapuffs double digit IQs on parade, today.
Leedale
Oliver Kealey posting this here in case this boob keeps recreating it.
Oliver kealey and again.
Ass Mong : ER Edition
William
Cretaceous in the event that an actual article is written on this period, the correct name should not be a redirect to another article.
Epiguns
Steven Adler
Hogwash grow up.
Marth
Fried Ovaries prev. huffed & recreated, posting here for reference.
Andrew Argyres
Niyazov
James Prow
Sprite
Bloc party
Image:OhsnapImnoir.jpg Way too ED for me.

Nintendo ds

This article must be destroyed. -

The Legend Of Zelda

This article is stupid. Let's kill it. -

Kill written in such a way that it makes homosexuals a crutch for weak humor. Prettiestpretty 19:26, 7 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Destroy. It seems to me that all articles which refer to sex with paris hilton are unfunny. Correct me if I'm wrong... --biggy 20:33, 10 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Meh. It's pretty lame, and fairly confused. Kill epynephrin 17:50, 12 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Jamuary π

Section_C_Subheading_A-132 I huffed it, but then I changed my mind. Overruled. KATIE!! 12:31, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Jamuary Third

The East End
Niggerette
Poon crass and juvenile, obviously written by a virign.
Some Ditch in Canada
Rasberry pie - yes, it's spelled wrong
myg0t - poo.  that's it.
Hot War - restored an older version; somebody didn't check the history last time this was deleted *cough*(Keitei)*cough*
A470
The Great Crumpet Wars
Steve Brunet nice dumb slander.
Durian
Butterfly Ban
Breastmilk
ANDTA clever, but too short -- maybe move to Undic
BOOM! HEADSHOT! I hate adolescent male humans...
Nana-plaza I'm not sure, but these 3 lines may have made me learn. Dammit!
Breast Implants
∫ex gonna leave it here, cuz this scrot-for-brains keeps creating it.
Less Than Jake someone forgot his meds....
Johnny Be Bad I'm significantly dumber for reading this
Duran Duran stub my ass... ow.
Furcadia Entirely plagerized from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furcadia , except edited to  indicate that furries are gay.
I'd lean towards giving the author a chance to refine it further.  I'll post 'em a note. --Bob3 20:59, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)
      I disagree, have deleted it and will stand by that decision. If you disagree, we can discuss it later. --Sir gwax (talk)  21:05, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)
          I disagree with my original disagreement, and I will tell myself so shortly. --Bob3 21:38, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Absolute Power actually is funny and has a long history. --Sir gwax (talk)  15:53, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Jamaberry 2

Trygve
Andrew McLean-Copy and paste from deleted Wikipedia article--abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvWXYZ(talk|contrib) 19:22, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Roslagen and Golden Shower Rundown--abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvWXYZ(talk|contrib) 18:44, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)
VIF--abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvWXYZ(talk|contrib) 18:14, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Leapracan --The Zombiebaron 17:56, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Image:Rawr.gif
Image:Grawr.gif
Image:Trawr.gif
Image:Rtehroxor.gif
I am very sorry for these very antisocial images. I no longer need this sig, so huff it, embarassing filenames and all. officer designate  Lugiatm  MUN NS CM ZM WH  18:13, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)
     done --Sir gwax (talk)  18:54, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Image:Picevilsesame.jpg Sorry there was another image named differently Image:Bertguns.jpg that already existed. I just learned about it, and this one is a dupe of it. Please huff it. Thanks.
--Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 23:02, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Jpg - Androids are funnier when paranoid.
QWERTY Linguistics - say what?

So This Is the New Year? Oh Crap (aka January 1)

Image:Mono Lisa 2.jpg
Image:Mono-Lisa-2.jpg Both mine, both outdated. How come image overwriting doesn't work? - Nonymous 23:02, 1 Jan 2006 (UTC)
김 진우-It's in an alphabet that wont show up in my browser, so I cant wiki link it. Anyways get rid of this fast.--abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvWXYZ(talk|contrib) 20:43, 1 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Dr. K. P. Gopalakrishna
"Girls gone wild 7: The return: First Blood: With a vengeance"
Brain tumor
Fast as hell - doesn't deserve the NRV tag
Pixeltendo
Child molester - ugh.  all I can say is ugh.
Lost (2004 Television Series) - supposedly it sucks, based on the author.
Fall Out Boy - Yes, boobs.

December One and Thirty aka New Years Eve

Template:Taxobox2
Rakel Liekki
Cinnamon although I did categorize it, it still sucks --The Zombiebaron 14:26, 31 Dec 2005 (UTC)
That Town Over There
Lame
Husband of Captain Piccard 
Apple sauce
The 1994 anti sweater law
Gangster Of Suburbia
Gangsta Of Suburbia- Both from same author, just lyrics from some rap version of "Jesus of Suburbia"
Es:Pinochet - There's already a Pinochet article, and I understood that one.
Es:Universidad de La Frontera Es: means it's a Spanish language page --gwax
Lincoln Middle School - I'm seeing lots of vanity here
      - I was going to mark it {{vanity}} and {{NRV|~~~~~}} but it was so poor, I huffed it instead
Husband of Captain Picard - More Husbands now, though still same unexplained content moved to VFD

December don't-trust-anyone-over-thirty

Yoco
Markers I stubbed it.  Maybe I should have NRV'd it, but I felt generous tonight.
Stewart duncan
Relevant
Alzheimer redirected --Gwax
Chick Can't even spell "nerd" or "drool"
Grizzly_Adams [me> shakes head in disappointment and disbelief]
CSICON
Parthenogenesis
How many interstellar hitchhikers does it take to change a light bulb? UNORIGINAL WASTE.
Vin Deisel huff, or redirect to Vin Diesel for all the people who can't spell. Redirected, thanks. --Bob3
Bifemdogsex UGH.  Ban worthy.
Agreed that it's awful, but it's being dealt with on the author's talk page. --Bob3 17:31, 30 Dec 2005 (UTC)
Wilde: Why? Keithhackworth MUN F@H Dealt with --Gwax
Kaffir Apartheid is so fucking dead, mate.
Kaffer Same content as Kaffir, same racist shite.  Doesn't deserve the NRV.
Internut Exploder
Bifemdogsex this time, he asked for this.
Jigga
The best yugioh deck This made my eyes shrivel.
Bunny Suit worthless
Bosco ditto.  Not worth the NRV
Airsoft
Antanas Smetona
Doomplasm
Creflo Dollar - basically, I'm just looking through the Orphaned Pages for crap.  This would be one of them.
Heh thanks for the info.
Es:randy rockhard - I don't think I'd get this article in any language
Flextronics - Swedish shoes are not funny
Foevawitalisha - Get a LiveJournal
Dingo - One last one before I get off for awhile.
I dunno, I've seen worse.  Let's let it live.  --Bob3

December not-quite-thirty

Mescalino recreated
What tigers are made of
Gianguido Baldi SFW...
Peter To
Tania Zheng
Skanky Ho
Pizda
Bible Belt
PSD weak.
Smugkepe/Bridget O'Foulen sounds like slander, no google hits
Allowable vanity, since it's a properly created subpage of Smugkepe.
(That doesn't mean it doesn't suck, it just means it's not autohuffable, sry.)
--Bob3 19:18, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)
Ashley Elfering GET A LIVEJOURNAL!!!
DVR - MTUed

Decimeter 28

Kirpykla
Martin shaw Wow... the idiocy is radioactive.  Admins, beware -- bring a hazmat suit.--King In Yellow 18:14, 28 Dec 2005 (UTC)
Speedy cat Thick McButtsteak returns.
Dragon Angel
Cry mtu
TFW2005

Dismember 27

Crick unfunny one liner --The Zombiebaron 15:41, 28 Dec 2005 (UTC)
How to cook the baby - No article
Super_Robot_Wars - just random crap, not funny
Coheed And Cambria
Hardcore punk stupid pages about Punk make Joe Strummer spin in his grave.  Help put 'im to rest.
Derek Jeter
Amaar
Dunkler
ACAPOMIL
Getting swallowed by oversized potatoes fetish - NRVed --Gwax
Sleepless In Seattle
Nicrolium

Dismember 26 (Putting Things in Coffins Day)

Xbox360 - One sentence
The letter aaaaaaaaa - Also from the "Cao Cao" and Black Mountain Bandit guy, just basically "AAAAA", but in lowercase.
Kelly Ripa - this is just an exact copy of two sections from wikipedia.org on her
The black mountain bandit page - from the people who brought you "Cao Cao"... vanity too
Cao Cao one unfunny sentencette
Zhang jiao ditto, possibly also vanity
Yellow turbans tritto
Toffee by same user, still only one line, still not funny (but at least attempting it)

Merry Christmas

User:Fool My own page, because I like red. Fool 02:49, 25 Dec 2005 (UTC) Killed that cruft

Dismember 24

Template:Univ taxobox redundant template, all usages have been switched over
Urza had seven days already
Upper Hutt

Dismember 22

  Template:DN
  Andy Dick
  Irvine Petrov Freeley
  Dick Hertz
  Mike Hunt
  Shanda Lear
  Harry Sphincter
 All have been taken care of with the People with distinguished names article.
=p 
3434 it sucks and should go --The Zombiebaron 11:35, 22 Dec 2005 (UTC)
EDITED I edited the above comment of mine due to errors in it --The Zombiebaron 12:14, 22 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Defying gravity Fool 14:36, 22 Dec 2005 (UTC)

December 20

Image:Protein.JPG pic I was gonna use for a Babel Template, but it ended up looking bad
Billy
New York Underground
Magnus
UFB
AssD 
Bananskøyter 
Hacked! 
Antidistarstablishmontarism um... I feel dumber for reading this.
Lew is gay
Svelgen
Pippin Tegtmeyer
Emir Kusevic
Armania 
Akiqul, Bangladesh 
Ga Ga Club 
Cuahtemoc blanco 
Ga-ga club 
George best 
Davidanoff "standard" vassilev denchev
Fake Money
 

• Broken redirects. MadMax 16:38, 20 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Branca-Costesti
Brighton
Royal Pavillion
Hallvard nygård

uncyclopedia.w*k*a.com wait or VFD instead leave that one alone for a bit ... I may turn it into an article. --Nerd42 20:44, 26 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Bastards
Human Huffing
Pasty White
Jp246 loser. don't ever post this crap name.
Nevada-tan
Short Circuit
Game Online/cave/passage3/grue/hide/rape/wait/dontgetit ENOUGH!

December 19

Basketball Hoops/Basketball hoops (delete duplicate entry as per naming convention ?) redirected for now
Petillant WTF?
196 (number)
NineTales
Minimalism short, but not funny.
Wonder Twins
The Return Of Jesus Christ
Seikmann
Reggie Fils-Aime

18 December

Jesus - light my vagina it makes baby jesus cry --The Zombiebaron 02:51, 19 Dec 2005 (UTC)
Tricycles how come an article so short and stupid was allowed to be so old? --The Zombiebaron 02:47, 19 Dec 2005 (UTC)
Asdfg Im pretty sure the author of this article marked it as a stub, unsuccsesfully --The Zombiebaron 02:31, 19 Dec 2005 (UTC)
Animal Crossing: Wild World short, unfunny and a deadend, nead I say more? --The Zombiebaron 02:23, 19 Dec 2005 (UTC)
Brattished is short and not funny, probably people only created it because it is todays words of the day --The Zombiebaron 20:48,
18 Dec 2005 (UTC) Eaten --IMBJR 21:54, 18 Dec 2005 (UTC)
Stupidity syndrome
Andrew Dekeyser contained only text ew... at time posted here --The Zombiebaron 18:52, 18 Dec 2005 (UTC)
Hell-sinki Second shortest page at time posted, it was one word,--The Zombiebaron 17:41, 18 Dec 2005 (UTC)
Chocolate biscuit I found this in the short pages list, it was the shortest, and not funniest --The Zombiebaron 17:23, 18 Dec 2005 (UTC)
December's Tree Blowing Up Day Celebration Random != funny!
My unused images --Isra1337 09:57, 18 Dec 2005 (UTC):
Image:NAJC_template_1.png
Image:NAJC_template_3.png
Image:NAJC_template_4.png
Image:Ich_bin_color.jpg
Pius xii is awfully, awfully similar to the version on our unfunny parodic sister site W*k*p...

17 December

Ninja Penguins redirect with only 4 visits since July, pointless, kill it

December 16

Head of State crappy stub
Avean
Christoffer Ofstad
Hallvard heiberg
Mike Gatting
Sue
Kristian bredesen
Mary hedrick
Mandingo lame...
Hotshot
Øystein Paulsen vanity, pointless...
Paint Shop Pro File under "Things this user will NEVER hear..."
Shuni
Chaplin
Nilla
Kongsberg, NO
Pølse
Duel_Masters
Trans fat
GameFAQs/Random Insanity/Citizens Weak Slander list... Kept as they are following the Uncyclopedia:Vanity Policies. -F
Electric rock
Trist som Faen
Practically everyone
Exoskeleton
Mashed Potatoes
Polakker
Stephan und Tim waren hier Translation: "Stephan and Tim were here."  Text is a redundancy.
Jørgen Eye
Bonde
The fall
Pimp Juice
Nilla AGAIN... but keep the pic!
Daryl Sit
Free olling
Jørgen jervidalo
Axel Dalseg
Martin Welén
Sauda
Seasons
Horaland
Theonlygayinthevillage grow up
He Man
Ernie Chambers
Orodreth CS vanity and ClanPage..
Babe
Clandattebayo
Pop metal
Rjukan
Morten
Jamie Redknapp
He-man
Alex Laferla
Chris Weed
Golan
Harry Redknapp
Andrea Nelson
Andrea Nelson's Mother
Putzangutani
Christian Hermansen
Tits McGee
Andover Moved to UN:VFD --IMBJR 22:02, 18 Dec 2005 (UTC)
Skare
Yu-gi-oh blank...
Paint Shop Pro again...
Tiger Woods

December Fifteenth

Flashplayer Forums This article and QVFD werre just made for each other. --Nerd42 05:03, 16 Dec 2005 (UTC) Oops! My bad! It was just vandalism. Now I can read the real article! :) --Nerd42 06:06, 16 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Google Toolbar I found it! (it says i can put it here) --The Zombiebaron 02:43, 16 Dec 2005 (UTC)

• Uhh ... perhaps Google Toolbar ought to goto VFD ... though I'm not sure who'd vote for it. It is somewhat funny though. --Nerd42 05:03, 16 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  • I disagree, plus Splaka told me I could QVFD it...anyway...put it in VFD if you want...--The Zombiebaron 22:07, 17 Dec 2005 (UTC)
    • Actually, you asked if you could VFD it, and I said yes. You didn't say QVFD. --Splaka
      • Did you? well then I guess I better put it there, although I think I said QVFD, there's no use in arguing over it --The Zombiebaron 17:25, 18 Dec 2005 (UTC)

STAR Labs --The Zombiebaron 23:24, 15 Dec 2005 (UTC)
:Category:Weapons of mass destruction (duplicate of Category:Weapons of Mass Destruction) 
Death Note Facts!  more anime dreck!
Mai-Hime facts (railroading from vfd)
Hunter X Hunter facts (railroading from vfd)
Main Page not funny! delete! General Specific 20:27, 15 Dec 2005 (UTC)
-Did that already. They made me restore it.   Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition »  14:49, 16 Dec 2005 (UTC)
Rapmusic.com stupid vanity
wizmoon.jpg delete old version to avoid flying monkey MGM lawyers. Upload won't overwrite.
Tyrant vanity, not funny --King In Yellow 13:32, 15 Dec 2005 (UTC)
Aleksander Slander, ditto --King In Yellow 13:32, 15 Dec 2005 (UTC)
Rammen how many times has this been created?
GENT
E-thug
Mark smith get a LiveJournal.
Lauren mather ditto
Who Would Jesus Do?
Rognan Why?
Bishi what, pray tell, is a "nack?"
Uberwaffle
Light Beer
"I refuse to comment on this article"
MC Cribbustagraverobbanecrophiliac
Zheppelin
Wilde:José Mourinho get lost
José Mourinho
\\student\student documents\mgord825\My Documents\Power Points\thenightstrike.ppt
Rugrats I will if you get a basic grasp of English, twit.
Noodle Theory
"kerry"
MR. WASHINGTON dumb, not funny
Heckert slander, puerile.
Sheesley uh huh
That bald guy who dances in the Six Flags commercials
Half-employed bibliothecary
Caul's mom
Marlee Allsberg-7th grader --King In Yellow 19:23, 15 Dec 2005 (UTC) *YAWN*
14 Augusto
Upholstery I appreciate the sentiment, but what does this have to do with upholsery?--King In Yellow 20:03, 15 Dec 2005 (UTC)
Diddles again
Hoe Kok Leong LiveJournal ejaculation, go take a shaower.
Asscheese cute.
Yao Han Go with Hoe.
Rapmusic.com enough with Diddles already.
Carol Vorderman again
Dave penney
YYZ :P
Tetraphase RANDOM... FACT.
Shin shet shu

December Whoreteenth

Noir adminis short, sucks, and nothing links to it--The Zombiebaron 00:51, 15 Dec 2005 (UTC)
 

Theory of Knowledge Too long for QVFD, suggest VFD. --Bob3 15:08, 14 Dec 2005 (UTC)

UnNews:Umgah Deny Bush Hyperwave Control (duplicate of UnNews:Umgah deny controlling US President through Hyperwave) 
Calvin and Hobbes
Worm
StarFleet This is just unfunny cursing.
Metal gear
Image:Cows.ogg
South park My bad... corrected the capitalization typo.  "South Park" is a decent one.
 ^^ Changed to a redirect to assist future explorers. --Bob3 15:08, 14 Dec 2005 (UTC)
Sarahsuke sounds like slander, not funny anyway
Car Dealers huh?
José Mourinho
BICHAI
CEPAS
Henry Lawson
Blackend
Ionut Petrescu
Blacklist 
Kroshkins
Isle of wight
Cigarette stub
ITT Tech
Thednesday
Kroshkins AGAIN?!?
Matthew keevil 
Don't talk with your mouth full
Reebok
Saltsburg who the hell cares?
NRK ...up for NUK.  :P
Garrison Keillor
Wikithug
Fr:L cute, cute... now eat your split peas.
Molvania
2022 Years are expected to be stubby (at least that's what they tell me). --Bob3 18:14, 14 Dec 2005 (UTC)
Stubby years appear to be deprecated by this project.
REBIATAS
Garbanius is this vanity or stupidity?  I think both.
Black hawk 3rd?
Gaffel
Joana 3rd post, same content
Rick Marshall ditto that
Flamable not that I think it will escape detection, but... --King In Yellow 18:54, 14 Dec 2005 (UTC)
Rhys Briffet *yawn*
Batje enough with the Lithuanian yo-boyisms.  Sheesh.
Dead Flounder hardy har har
The Joker
American South
It: Jeez...
The Emo Slayer here we go again with this poooooooooooooooo.  meh
Drammen again.....
Dylan nigga please.
Unnecessary Yes it is.  And no I won't.--King In Yellow 21:02, 14 Dec 2005 (UTC)
Matthew ingves
Gordie Howe  Stubs can't hide weak slander.
Eelic Crapton ZOMG your os fnuny!!!!1one!!lol!
Kaczyñski :P
Hello Goodbye.
What I want to be when I grow up ABORTED!!
Gay Sailor Porn
Admin
Egocentric
Template Madness
Greg adrouny
Carol Vorderman LJ this ain't.
French history
American Global Culture
World's Top Arseholes
Black Ops ur 2 kewl, n00b.
A Jim Jam Janitor
Hamous teh stupidity!  AGAIN. Possibly allowed. Added {{vanity}} in hopes they can follow teh rulz. --Bob3 00:16, 15 Dec 2005 (UTC)

December 13

British Intelligence Service - copy & paste of Wikipedia's Al Quaeda
Princess caroline
7778554799768756543 - I've merged the contents into God#God_can_be_reached_at --FlyingFool 21:07, 13 Dec 2005 (UTC)
Jerking  
Pt:Mario 
Shew
Tidus
Schfifty-five
Benefica
Chocolate Cake
The Emo Slayer Pure slandanity dreck.
 ^^ Deleted, along with a raft of related crap. --Bob3 15:13, 14 Dec 2005 (UTC)
Matt Kalish
Sven Anders Løkaas Vanity page, with self-reference link.
Galagos speedy kept

December 11

Talk:If I told you, Mossad would have to kill you
Bush Family Tree 
Transexuals
Seven
LIVE! With Uncle Remus and Eleanor
Bryce
Lindsay Lowery
It's a Small World
Dick's Cheesey Log
My kwhatkins
State of Florida vs. James Douglas Morrison
Cheese log-recreation of deleted article.
Christian Coalition of Gay Republicans
People We Don't Like
Wilde:Extreme_Sarcasm - template that's not used for anything

December 10

Jordan Rudess
Jorden rudess
Snow A bit long for QVFD, suggest VFD instead. --Bob3 16:34, 13 Dec 2005 (UTC)

December 9

Steve Rule
Anonymously 
Jesus Baby-Dolls - stuff there, but is all tasteless and no funny
Hamas declares that it would abide by ceasefire declared several months ago - it's not offensive but either it's not original (cut & paste) or a third grader's idea of fun. No funny.

Decembet 8

Real mandril 
Template:Award tried to do something, it didn't work
User:Gwax/notes to self unused redirect created after move

December 7

Brainwash 
Es:Foo 
George War Bush political rant with no attempt at humor
Admiral Lord Nelson unused redirect
Academic masturbation unused redirect
Area 52 unused redirect
Category:Areas empty category
Tombstones unnecessary redirect, original moved to Tombstone
Nes8bit 
Petula Clark
Geraint Evans Huff First, ask questions later.
Islamabad Make this go away.

December 6

Sid Meier Megacrap.
He:סדר אלפביתי 
He:קטגוריה:סדר אלפביתי 
He:קטגוריה:פוליטיקה 
He:קטגוריה:רשימת קטגוריות
קצב אלגוריתמי -> He:קצב אלגוריתמי
כברנבט 

• Delete by the request of author Kakun. (see [[talk:He:]]) MadMax, 07:10, 6 Dec 2005 (UTC)

He:קצב אלגוריתמי restored at request of author Kakun. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 17:18, 6 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Image:1127663231408.jpg (duplicate of Image:Bush guitar superdome.jpg) 
Kelly Osborne

December 5

:Templat:principal-pt (duplicate of :Template:principal-pt)
Macedonia (copyvio from [1]) (restored from vandalized version)  
Jump rope 
Västervik

Do What You Were Supposed To Do On May 18th Day
Spell
Eebottanyu
Avalanche

Sorry, I couldn't QVFD these for the reason noted.
Please resubmit to VFD.  -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!]  17:08, 5 Dec 2005 (UTC)
O (element) Stub, not QVFD, linked from Idiotic Table
Calc 2 answers possibly funny
Husi Lots of edits 'n links - somebody likes it
Damsel in distress stubby, but funny, good cats
Liza Minelli Just not crappy enough

December 4

Threats to the human race (self blanked by user) 
Predators (redirected to Predator) 
Pubezilla 

Ulysses S. Grant double redirect cleaning

December 3

Fieldstone middle school (redirect of deleted Fieldstone Middle School) 
100_(numer) typed it wrong on a move

December 2

Template:BlahTree -- now combined with Template:Blah, a work in progress
Kitten Juggling (self blanked by author)
Template:Approved_by_Kansas_board_of_education (template name painfully long, content has been moved to Template:Kansas)

December 1

Bambi 2 

Euroipods - Meets ALL SIX deletion criteria. In doing so, it scores a bonus point taking its score up to 7 deletion points.
Dios Mio! This thing is VFH and QVFD at the same time? Quick, huff this crap! --Infobacker 15:29, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)

• Too much talking about it - moving to regular VFD. QVFD is more of a place to list the short, pointless, obvious crap articles. And it's not like we're short on those... just check out Special:Newpages sometime! -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 17:39, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Gaius Julius Schwarzenegger All I can say is this is taking up too much space on the wiki.  Unfunny, content-free and huffable. --Infobacker 17:34, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Rocket Propelling Diarrhea Unfunny and past deadline for moving to Undictionary. -- 
Infobacker 20:25, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)
Non-linear Trigonometric Euclidean Differential Matricies Lame, pathetic attempt at a 
joke.  Euthanize it. --Infobacker 20:30, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)

November 30

Wyoming (copyvio from [2])  reverted to pre-copyvio vers (a redirect)
Anti-Humour (duplicate undictionary entry)

November 29

Image:4 Poop.jpg
Necropedobeastiality (factual one-liner)

November 28

Image:DSS.gif (duplicate of Image:HGG.gif)

November 27

Luce irigaray appears to be cut-and-paste of Wikipedia:Marvin Gaye
Snobscum: vanity --Poofers 01:13, 28 Nov 2005 (UTC)
Give it up you'll never be in a Star Wars movie: Mind-numbingly stupid --Poofers 22:43, 27 Nov 2005 (UTC)
Pippin Tegtmeyer: It's been googled, and even if it's not vanity it's really fucking stupid. --Poofers 21:55, 27 Nov 2005 (UTC)
Xzibit: This article has been around since Nov. 5 and has no humour content as far as I can see.  It appears to basically be a serious-sounding factual and opinion piece on British political reform. --Ogopogo 18:41, 27 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Template:WikipediaUser has been replaced by Template:Wikipedian. Delete the old one. --Nerd42 20:52, 27 Nov 2005 (UTC)

November 26

Back to the 80s (spamvert/copyvio from [3] as well as links to official website)]
UnNews: Bush pardons White House Turkey - These aren't jokes, they're simply political 

talking points. That's all. I can't find a single joke in the entire piece.

November 25

Image:Green_Day_Priests.jpg Has been replaced with better quality PNG image.
Image:Dont anger xiphius.jpg As with the above, there's a new version that's actually cropped right.

November 24

Vladi & Jeff A third grader wrote this.
Lorentz Side Note: Didn't al gore invent the time machine? moved & flagged for rewrite
Wilde:◙
Heinz's Baked Beans content merged with Goliath
Neil Gaiman MTU
ReactOS MTU
The USA
User:MysteryShopper/sandbox/redirect - Test please kill --MysteryShopper 11:28, 24 Nov 2005 (UTC)
Zac Jardak slandanity

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