Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD/archive52

August 31st - Let me tell you bout the fucking bitch, Deaner!

St. brendan's
Jeff the Amazing Alpaca
Aidan the Almighty Alpaca
Kung Fu Panda
Jake Roberts
High Speed Rail
Jelly Beans
Compassion
Ben thatcher
Jamie dicken
Truro
Oliver North
Nick price
Pacific islands
Akuna matata
Circa Survive
Butter Troll
Bret Michaels
Scott dooley
Gaypal
TISS
MP40
First Transpennine Express
Inverurie
Offaly
Shoop event - Obviously copied from somewhere.
 Eh? Where? MrN  19:18, Aug 31
   The first revision reveals this quite clearly. —Sir Socky   (talk) (stalk)  GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:44, 31 August 2009 (UTC)
   Apparently, it was copied from mirror.uncyc, the place where our deleted articles continue to exist. —Sir Socky   (talk) (stalk)  GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:47, 31 August 2009 (UTC)
Template:Mondo posey used in 1 userpage. Can and admin do a code copy at least?
Template:Family trees unused template

August 30th - Nobody cares.

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
Llanfairpwll
Llanfair Pwllgwyngyll
Llanfair PG
Inbreeding
TGAMC
Inbreed - No funny, also I swear this has been delete before
File:Brittany.jpg - Unused.
File:Bbrister.jpg - Vanity.
File:Bwbarefoot.jpg - Vanity.
Brittany Spears - Can admin huff the versions by myself and that one guy and just leave MadMax's version?
Bubba Brister
UHU all purpose glue
SS Free - High amount of red links + Extreme listiness = Very bad
Buddy Wayne Barefoot - Hmm... Uncyclopedia isn't the place to repost material, even if it is your original work. You already have a site about him.
Fundraising
File:Dreamraider.jpg - Vanity image.
Divine-neoism - Recreated vanity, apparently.
Divine Neoism - Clear vanity
Xicotencatl II Axayacatl - ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER!
Category:Petunia
Fat jesus
Time Lords
Winnipeg
User:Multiliteralist/Mega Blast Moved to main

August 29th - MADONNA KICKSED ASS!!!!!!!

Josh brown
Happy Tree Planet
Mr. Game and Watch
Menai the Puss Moth ICU per MrN 
Forum:Arebuttal to something Modusoperandi said like three months ago  Dammit. -OptyC Sucks!  CUN13:49, 29 Aug
Captain Yes
Oggi gunadi
UnNews:Studies show dog semen contributes to obesity
How To:Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow
Electric scissors
Left 4 Dead sequals
Nipple Tourture
NOFX - actually, I think I'll put an ICU on this one.
Randomism
Joseph farrel

August 28th - i'd tap that

Zumir - Construction my ass. This is vanity. And I think I've seen it here before...
Hop on Pop
Indian Institute of Management
Institute of Actuaries
De:Primitive Party Leute
De:Reeperbahn
  Just take a look at BrokenRedirects. —Sir Socky   (talk) (stalk)  GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:37, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
 These are faulty interlinks that cannot be removed. I'll talk with sannse. Also, no need to list broken redirects. ~ 16:20, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
Stevan hawkins
Fat Jesus
Red Green
Oliver stone
Category:Articles about a video game character that are disliked by a related video game character per below
Category:Articles about a video game character that are liked by a related video game character should be empty (or very nearly so) once the wiki processes the removal of a transcluded category in an archived template
Category:Makes Megaman Actually Feel Something empty category
UnNews:Protests errupt as Australia braces for Aimee Mann concert I'm a wordsmith, not a spellersmith --THINKER
Category:Twatdar alert should be empty once the wiki processes its removal from the archived random twatdar template
User_talk:86.25.0.238 looks like a spork from a user talkpage or something
PRIZE FIGHTER
Talk:Cube
Talk:Cube (geometry)
Injury
The munchies

August 27th - Is Boner up yet?

Great Pumpkin
Bethesda - Awesome my ass!
Abbreviations
Simple English:Quantum Physics
De:Primitive Party Leute
De:Reeperbahn
  Just take a look at BrokenRedirects. —Sir Socky   (talk) (stalk)  GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:37, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
Rudresh - Vanity/Cyberbullying
Naken
Template:Infobox UK school - WP copy, schoolcruft, not a template
Is-lamb-bad - it's that spammer who wants us to e-mail NATO again (spammed all over several pages in the past few months)
User:MnbvcxzBot/g testing my bot powers to fight pagemove vandals
The story of a little toilet
Paniq
Boston Tea
Dolphin olympics
Think Before You Speak Campaign

August 26th - OH, AND SASUKE THE BEAST IS TAKEN OUT BY A KINNIKU BUSTER! what now nigguh?!

Pedobear news
Daveigh Chase
Raith Rovers
Souvlaman
The War on wheels
Talk:The War on wheels
Feces on wheels
Talk:Feces on wheels
11!!HAGGER!!11
UnNews:Oprah
Cool people
He:òîåúú äèøåìéí äáéðìàåîéú
De:Primitive Party Leute
De:Reeperbahn
  Um. Just take a look at BrokenRedirects and DoubleRedirects. —Sir Socky   (talk) (stalk)  GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:37, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
Template:Mnbvcxz/b wrong namespace
Mostly Harmless - Meh
David hasselgouf
Evil aliens
Happy Time - Blanked by author

August 25th - SASUKE THE BEAST IS HERE

He:òîåúú äèøåìéí äáéðìàåîéú
De:Primitive Party Leute
De:Reeperbahn
:Um. Just take a look at BrokenRedirects and DoubleRedirects. —Sir Socky   (talk) (stalk)  GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:15, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
File:Defeatofcell.jpg - Unused duplicate image.
East Bridgewater
Cash register
Banana pancakes
UnNews:SNYDER
Wakka
Secret Sauce
Sam Fisher - Wikipedia c+p.
Gackt

August 24th - Cor blimey, 'ave a cuppa tea me ol' china

Grue Galactic Empire
James Morris - Seems like vanity.
Long-eared jerboa
Rubberband ball
List of science words that start with a
Sam Timms
Jeff the Amazing Alpaca
HowTo:Be blind
The Fliss - Anna Treaty
Funnypeople - Wow. The crapfest continues...
Someone else did it. - Even more pointless crap.
I stole it! - More pointless crap.
Grue eaten - Pointless crap.
Katamari

August 23 - £10 for this? You're havin' a laugh, guv'nor...!

  ►     All articles below this point have been checked.     ◄ 
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Churchie
Blood Diamond Pants
Evil doughnut
Lander Cote'‎
All seeing eye
Kirbopher15 - 1 line construction/ vanity
Blame It On The Boogie - 1 line construction clause
The Lyin' Bitch in the Bathrobe
Nutted
Video Election Archives/2008 - if someone can explain what this is supposed to be, please do
Www.sarahpalin.com - one line =/= construction
Coquille Oregon
Video Election/2009/Canidates
Do NOT click any links!/click901
Lawrie Sanchez - who? A Soccerist - notable enough in the UK, let's see where this goes
List of weapons that exist, and should
Suicide antidotes
Don't Sleep with Kael
Why?:Australia is better than Great Britain
Pitbull
Macdows 7
Twilight saga
Demi lovato
Chik
Commander Mustard
Hattiesburg, MS - ...
Boobz redirect from a page move vandal
Talk:Boobz per above
The Sarah Jane chronicles
Sacred pieces of poo
User:Mnbvcxz/b author request, testing moving abilities in userspace
User:Mnbvcxz/a
Wario the Guardian worthless unused redirect

August 22 - Behold...the Roaring Spider

100 Worst LOL Cats unneeded redirect
User:Mnbvcxz/cats blanked double redirect, author request
Basilisks
An article by Petunia the Skunk
My boobs
Back in Black - non-comedic Wikipedia c+p.
Grinded stump
HMO
Return to Zork
Katamari Damacy
More Pot
East L.A. Clicked the wrong button.
Shia Labeouf
User:Piemuffin/design - note, i made these pages for someone and they copied them all to the correct places, please delete without further questions - - -  Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe  18:02, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
User:Piemuffin/design/+
User:Piemuffin/design/+English
User:Piemuffin/design/-
User:Piemuffin/design/Ambassadors
User:Piemuffin/design/Requests
User:Piemuffin/design/Translated List

August 21st - Done brine like a belty? Yeah, that's cool.

Canteen dash vanity
Katamari Damacy
Members of The Canteen Dash Guild vanity
SPCE or SPIT? - Schoolcruft related to academic establishment that evidently teaches no English grammar. Later blanked by IP author.
Xbox 360/PS3 Fanboy War
Reuveny
Figment
Muddy tony - who?
Boxxy
Robert Mak
Usain Bolt
US invasion of Mexico
Neil Peart

20th August

London (Ontario)
Free Soup
Mario's horse
Kingdom hearts III 
De:Primitive Party Leute and another one (this might be on the German uncyclopedia for some unknown reason)
De:Reeperbahn more orphaned redirects I can't delete things that are on another wiki. Duh. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:27, 20 August 2009 (UTC)
Reeperbahn
Febutober
Febrewery
Long March
Gaypril orphaned redirects

19th August - Happy Deathday to Blaise Pascal

Isis
Greg James
Neil Peart
Maggie's Farm
Hans Moleman
Percy Bysshe Shelley
Joe Quimby
The quietest, mousiest most polite drummer in music history
Sex-crazy, tight-pant-wearing Lothario Steve "The Panther" Jones
Whiskey Rebellion
Spce
Templat:Not Funny

August 18th - 1st Annual Uncyclopedia Airshow! Today 2pm

Page 69
ASSUMPTION UNIVERESITY - clone 2
Assumption university - clone 1
Azbesteran - AAAAAAAAAA!
Gorleston - UN:N
Sarey Savy - copy pasted wikipedia
Ril Grande do Sul
Trehorel Usefulness Scale
The article you can delete
Privacy policy
Sam Harris
GSMC
The doom song - delete or feature. your call...
Cyrus
The Death of Obama - ripoff of wikipedia article on penis
Bad Ass Mother Fuckers
Create A Game/door1
Create A Game/door2
Create A Game/killer 3.14'swin
Ex-fiancee
GTA: Domo Kun
Uncyclopedia:Cheesecake of the month - Pointless award just created without going through the proper channels, whatever those are.
Petunia - Abandoned and blanked by author. Plus it was fucking terrible.

August 17th - Complete with a witty caption

Talk:Fallon‎
Fallon‎
Talk:Thomas Fallon‎
Thomas Fallon‎
James "Jimmy" Thomas Fallon‎
Talk:James "Jimmy" Thomas Fallon‎
Talk:James Thomas "Jimmy" Fallon‎
James Thomas "Jimmy" Fallon‎ 
Talk:Jimmy Thomas Fallon‎
Jimmy Thomas Fallon‎
James Thomas Fallon‎
James Fallon
Wtf bands It's pretty self evident.
File:Geniusshins.jpg per below
File:Ecfans.jpg per below
File:Mla.jpg unused pr0n
The Greatest Article Ever - Broken
Are We Thurr Yet - too philosophical
You Are Ugly
Manitowoc (god damn) Wisconsin
EEEEEEEEEEEE!
Big rock candy mountain
Orewa

August 16th - New Age Retro Hippies from HELL!!!

Category:Hitler's Ex-Girlfriends only used in article, (which I plan on VFDing when its less full)
Template:Toughest, manliest men who ever lived unused template
Nick Jonas's Hair orphaned redirect
Eagle owls

August 15th - SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!

UnScritps:Grand Theft Auto IV
Temp.gif - author request - failed experiment
Gray Fox
Digital Audio Broadcasting
Jennifers body
DNAngel - Wikipedia c+p
Codey Ralph
Convo - too unfunny and too much suck for ICU
The monster of the biggest eyes
Hampton High School Pa - UN:N
Mega Bloks
MSPaint: Online
John "The Mammoth" Woolley
HowTo: Make a Janderblast Cocktail
User:Raydube - I believe this still qualifies as cyberbullying.

August 14th - eat my shorts nigga

User:Dota - Created by IP.
Shugo chara
Nuncyclopedia
Mega Bloks
I hate when the dog barks at people
Senyacism - interesting, in its own way, but factual and not humour from what I can find via Google.
Hitleripod
Mind Siege: The Battle for Truth in the New Millenium
Mind Siege
David Noebel
Cooloola Christain College - Vanity.
Sid the Science Kid
File:Water5.jpg - Unused image.

August 13th - YOU KNOW I ACTUALLY CAME HERE FOR INFO. YOU BASTARDS THINK ITS FUNNY TO CHANGE STUFF..WELL TRY GOING TO COLLEGE TO GET A LIFE, THEN YOU'LL KNOW WHY I'M PISSED!

File:Drinking-water.jpg - Unused image.
File:Funny Falcon.png - Unused image.
High Warlord Nicolai
Mandarin - Um...
Polymascotfoamalate
Urinal Cake
IPv6 address exhaustion
Broadwater school - Vanity, I believe.
The David Beckham Question - That's not a question
DJ Faceplant
Trapezoid - Expand tag was added by lazy author.
Robert Pattison
Clinical dork
Housekeeper
Dragon Ball Z's
A History of CCC
Jimmy Fallon
BBD
Daniel Fastesson
Stefen Capone

August 12th - Gay Day. Hooray!

David tua
East 17
Uncyclopedia Regional Police
Tono
Substitue Bus Driver
YOU KNOW I ACTUALLY CAME HERE FOR INFO. YOU BASTARDS THINK ITS FUNNY TO CHANGE STUFF..WELL TRY GOING TO COLLEGE TO GET A LIFE, THEN YOU'LL KNOW WHY I'M PISSED!
Katamari Damacy
Prototype (game)
Sailor Uranus
WikiJail
FaggotMobile
User:Multiliteralist/Economic Moved to main
User:Multiliteralist/Template:Collaboratory potatobomb Moved to main

August 11th - This man is Ernest Scribbler. Manufacturer of jokes.

Lazlo Biro
Wendell Borton
Livingston FC
St Johnstone
File:Duck page page page page.jpg - Oh you're kidding me
Stick Wars
Olivia - No shit.

August 10th - Herpes. Don't get 'em.

Charlene Duprey
Very Cute
Fernando Alonso
Your Average Republican - not worth an ICU tag.
File:Dawn and ash.jpeg - Hentai without a purpose
File:Dawn and ash.jpg - Hentai without a purpose.
Late Night With Jimmy Fallon - Fucking stupid.
Talk:Unsongs:Bono Saves the babies - Pointless
Someone on the Trail of Jesus' Horcruxes - Broken
Ballwin - Broken
OG percival - This screams out VANITY!
Shornedz - Is there really any hope for this to ever be funny?
Magra tas
Peng Peng Gong - Sucks slightly more than the Wikipedia article
Killer Tomato
Abbo
Halo 3 Recreated Deleted page with the same old jokes. 
Gay-pay-oo
Sam mchugh
File:Elly.jpg - I'm not sure what rule to cite, but I'm betting she's no professional.
User:UPjcm - User request

August 9th - I care.

Delia Ketchum
Tonbridge school - Just...What?
Blue people
Wonder Ball
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
User:Staircase/crap
Worldr War IX
UnNews:French newspaper uses Google Translate to produce multi-lingual website

August 8th - The 80s are officially dead.

Dylan Sadam
User:Dexter111344/UnBooks:The End - Author request. Fucking stupid.
Area 54  Try harder!
UnNews:System Of A Down
The Alphabet
Talk:Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
The incident
TOTAL CUNT
User talk:121.217.214.197
JV Crown - I've got no idea what any of this is.
The association against jv
Jesus roldan - Seeing that Wikipedia huffed their article on this guy, I don't think he's notable.

August 7th - Did you know Bob Saget likes balls?

Dib
Jason Balagtey
World War e^(iπ)
World War ॐ
DIB's Life of Doom
AZERTY
Taivo Pungas
Unbooks:The Art of Nostalgia for Babies
UnBooks:hello - Junk
Jason hannigan - seems there's a hockey player of some note by this name, the article may turn out to be about him. I'll keep an eye on it It's rubbish. Gentlemen, you may fire when ready.
UnNews:"Submit your immortal soul to be by Friday or I'll see you in court", Heather tells Macca
All these links to nonexistent pages - Even "Your mamma's dick Rick Astly's dick"
Because I says so principle - New article, bitch!
Lens flare - the whole 1 line not saving construction thing
Uniju
Jimmy Fallon is a Faggot
Bruno

August 6th - The White House hates us, or something.

Talk:Roman Dog Bird - someone's looking for a BAN
UnNews:Nathanael kegel - This is stupid, dude!
Agra
Darley abbey
KBtoys
MORGAN FREEMAN (cyberbullying)
Birdy
Middle-east
Me sending a virus to you and laughing as your System32 folder burns to the ground
Swissland
Silent Hill 5
Aitchison College
Iraqastan
Jew's Clue's
User:RabbiTechno/Stabham
Pookie Puffykins
Quintanamo Jeff - Who?
UnNews:Quintanamo Jeff
Fang and Iggy
Make a page
WWW.FBI.GOV
MJP
Lady Garga
Dumbfuckistan
Dukes of hazzard
The National Anti-Penguin Association

August 5th - I love ponies. NO! I love ponies!

Cash for clunkers
Œoɸ - NO U
War on innocent life
Talk:Pattaya - Spam of some kind. Also, orphaned talkpage.
User talk:RabbiTechno/Kosher Nostra
User:RabbiTechno/Kosher Nostra
Hop on Pop
Defense of the Ancients
Rejects
Charizard

August 4 - A new day to waste our time on futile things

Death of Aakash Gautam
UnNews talk:Gordon brown hung by a bunch of pikeys outside the kebab shop - Orphaned talkpage
User:Orian57/HowTo:Tie a Tie AGH! I'm just as angry with crap as you are.    Orian57    Talk    13:56 4 August 2009
User:Orian57/UnBooks:I Did Flirting Today (and other tales of social dysfunction)    Orian57    Talk    13:56 4 August 2009
User:Orian57/UnBooks:What’s everyone else been doing this week? (And Other Arguments to Start Over Dinner)    Orian57    Talk    13:56 4 August 2009
Bbang Sang
Maria Carillo High School - Schoolcruft
Uncyclopedia:VFP/VFH LadyGaGa.PNG - Broken
Uncyclopedia:VFP/VFH LadyGaGa.JPG - Broken
Center park - Broken

August 3rd - I don't know who she is, but I have arbitrarily decided that Lady GaGa sucks.

Zatchinason
Gene Snitsky
Sailor Vampire
User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/What Uncyclopedia is not - user request
User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/Sysop rights - user request
User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/Cyberbullying - user request
User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/Admins lip - user request
User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/Awards - user request
User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/Civility - user request
User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/Communication - user request
User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/Consensus - user request
St Fu
Antenna
Black Current
Sasha Baron Cohen - CONTENTS!
Michael jackson the clone - not ICU worthy
Book of the SubGenius
Halwa Inc. - Company vanity.
Halwa inc. - Blanked by author.
Olivia - It's "i R gai." not "I is gay."
PRESIDENT MIKE TYSON KILLED
Ghetttbytch - UN:N

August 2nd - I love the wind.

Cake Fries
Jörg Schönenborn
ITV Website
Kung Fu Panda- Recreated deleted article by a ban-evader.
The Land Before Time- Recreated deleted article by a ban-evader.
Maburaho
Booh
Chiyo Mihama
One word article
Katy Perry
Springboks - oops - it's a work in progress. Better have a coffee...
File:Mark.jpg
Mark zuckerberg

August 1st - Cry in horror.

MURDER TIME TO BE HOSTED BY BILL COSBY - vandalism of yellow.
UnNews:Swine flu cured using blue dye found in M&M's
SSAGA
Byrchall High School - Vanity.
High Heel Shoes - Ha! Puny... Wait... That sucks.
Karma's BIG Fuckup - Copy of The Misunderstood.
Edward Current 
Katy Perry
UnNews talk:Coca-Cola gets sued for killing thousands with fizzy-milk
Vindhya - Baloney.
User:Jupiterfox/Sally Acorn - Broken.
Black Satan
File:Marge simpson geting dirty.jpg - Unused duplicate image.

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