Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD/archive107

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January–April 2019

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File:Cute democratic donkey cartoon character photosculpture-r43d68b2ae1434e7094983a007b5c44fc x7sa6 8byvr 512.jpg — F**king cringe.
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User talk:Matthlock/Pillar Men
User:Matthlock/Rush binge listening
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File:Imaginaryplaylist1.png — Author request?
User:Matthlock/VA/A Shitload of Ear-Rape — Author request
User:Matthlock/VA/Taylor's ass — CREATOR REQUEST (there must be a more efficient way to go about doing this.)
User:Matthlock/VA/Gonorrhea — And what the fuck? This one is just a verbatim copying of "Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?" By Frank Zappa. Please delete, per author request.
User:Matthlock/VA/Poop-or-treating — Author request
User:Matthlock/VA/Zero Two — Author request.
User:Matthlock/VA/Shit on my balls — Ugh. Author request
User:Matthlock/VA/Painful castration — What the f*** is this? Lawl, this is just a literal word-for-word copy of "Beeswax" by Nirvana. Please delete, lol. Author request.
User:Matthlock/junkshit — CREATOR REQUEST
User:Matthlock/AMERICA AMERICA NOW I'M COMING AFRICA MY DEATH IS MONEY — CREATOR REQUEST
User:Matthlock/Well well well — Have I requested this one yet? Delete this as well.
User:Matthlock/Felix — CREATOR REQUEST
User:Matthlock/Let's see here. What other anime boys am I thirsty for? — CREATOR REQUEST (I know there's somebody else who escapes my mind currently.)
User:Matthlock/Jakotsu — CREATOR REQUEST (It's really a shame that Jakotsu isn't real. Then again, even if he was real, he'd be dead by now because he lived in the 16th century.)
User:Matthlock/Astolfo — CREATOR REQUEST (God, I wish Astolfo was real)
User:Matthlock/poop — CREATOR REQUEST
HowTo:Write a Bullshit Story (CREATOR REQUEST)
UnNews:Sex is dangerous for brain cell development (CREATOR REQUEST)
UnNews:Siva goes to jail after killing a man (CREATOR REQUEST)
UnNews:Man explains why the world won't end on December 21st (CREATOR REQUEST)
A god-awful narrative on how Final Fantasy I changed my life (CREATOR REQUEST)
30 Rock (CREATOR REQUEST)
HowTo:Swear In Farsi (CREATOR REQUEST)
UnNews:High school student snitches on everybody (CREATOR REQUEST)
Why?:Is my wife a drug addict? (CREATOR REQUEST)
Blue Velvet (CREATOR REQUEST)
Barış Manço (CREATOR REQUEST)
Absolutely Polandtastic (CREATOR REQUEST)
UnNews:Moldovans proudly march through the streets as their nation is declared number two on the list of countries nobody gives a shit about (CREATOR REQUEST)
Sitar (CREATOR REQUEST)
Being There (CREATOR REQUEST)
The Tofu Killer (CREATOR REQUEST)
Overture of an imaginary road trip (CREATOR REQUEST)
UnNews:Guy eats a Dead song that isn't "Casey Jones" (CREATOR REQUEST)
UnNews:Scientists discover that everything in the universe falls into two categories (CREATOR REQUEST)
Why?:Listen to Indie Rock? (CREATOR REQUEST)
The Burger King behind the basketball court (CREATOR REQUEST)
Talal of Jordan (CREATOR REQUEST)
UnTunes:Big Hard Dick (CREATOR REQUEST)
Black History Month II (CREATOR REQUEST)
Rush binge listening (CREATOR REQUEST)
UnNews:Bikes give trucks a restraining order (CREATOR REQUEST)
UnNews:Wiggers don't want to be called white anymore (CREATOR REQUEST)
The Nun with the Astral Habit (CREATOR REQUEST)
Going to prom stoned (CREATOR REQUEST)
Obligatory article of 2016 (CREATOR REQUEST)
About whatever — Under construction time ended today: it's just empty.
Nuclear Explosions — Nope...
Piekit 24 — Idiotic vandalism
How One Can Lower Your Credit Card Debt — Usual Ralph Lauren & Hardy spam
Platinum Visa® Card: Low Curiosity APR Credit Card‎‎ — Usual Ralph Lauren & Hardy spam
2018 American Specific Credit Card Promotions You Should Not Ignore‎‎ — Usual Ralph Lauren & Hardy spam
Luxury perfume reviews information for 2016 — Usual Ralph Lauren & Hardy spam
Ariana Grande — Vermont's copy-paste from Wikipedia (see here and compare to WP). What the Jimbo?!
2013 New Brunswick python attack — Vermont's copy-paste from Wikipedia (see here and compare to WP). What the fuck?!
Transgender pregency — Vermont's copy-paste from Wikipedia (see here and compare to WP). What the hell?!
Battlefront 2 — Spam
Disputed territories — Humorless Wikipedia-stlye article (stub)
Geneva Convention — Blatant nonsense/vandalism
SACS DE STYLE Recommendations Everyone Can Be Helped By — usual spam
Do You Really Save Money On Energy Bills Reducing Electricity Consumption Only Short Term Savings — usual spam User:JerilynSkurrie — Self-spam on UP: the new trend. Remove it from premises: the old cure :-D
User:RoseannaStretton — self-spam
Do You Really Save Money On Energy Bills Reducing Electricity Consumption Only Short Term Savings — usual spam
User:ShanelVanderpool — self-spam, user indef-blocked as spammer, remove vanity from premises
User:Micah0820551425 — self-spam, user indef-blocked as spammer, remove vanity from premises
Hidden title for privacy — childish vandalism
User:Tamela0412 (renewed request) — yes, spam. And the user was indef blocked
Create Your Own Computer: What To Look For In A Very Case — usual spam
Reeeeeeeeeee — vandalism
Scp — vandalism
Game:Tic Tac Toe/northwestx/southocom — vandalism
User talk:104.129.18.244 — vandalism
User:CallieThiel37 — spam
User:LatishaBloom — spam
User:MapleBaylor6 — spam
Uncyclopedia:VFH/porn — wtf?
User:ERQTory4129 — spam
Tendencyjną Instytucję W Okratowaniach Zawdzięczają Wyrazistym Barwom Zgodnej Hodowli Oraz Podlegle Niewystarczającej Nagrody. — spam
Restaurants In Montreal — spam
Kids Easter Recipes — spam
Japanese Shellfish — spam
Give Your Family The Best This Christmas With Morton 39;s Free Range Turkeys — spam
Frozen Yogurt Flavours — spam
Packaged Food In Slovenia - ReportsnReports — spam
Personal Blender: The Convenient Life Is Here... — spam
Gift Baskets For Women — spam
User:Tamela0412 — spam
Cleaning Soap Making Hoka One One For Sale Secrets — spam
Os 3 Melhores Exercícios Com Halteres Para Pernas — spam
Free Wi-Fi Hotspots — spam
Takie Ograniczenia Z Syntetyku Jednocześnie Nie Zaznają Pojemnie Niemniej Nie Są Przesadnie Waleczne. — not in English
User:CharlineBoucher — spam
Cannabis News Medication And Resources — spam
Cannabis - Medicine — spam
Do You Need A A — spam
What Makes Cannabis Medicine — spam
Making Drugs: Cannabis Infused Honey Tincture — spambot gibberish
User:Matthlock/Article about stuff - creator request
User:Matthlock/Article about stuff II - creator request
User:Matthlock/Article about stuff III - Creator requst
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T-series — Spam/advertsing
Попа — Test/vandalism
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File:Being there.jpg — Uploader request (rip homie)
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File:Pivotal.jpg — Uploader request (Wow. Cows? That's bloody original.)
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User:Matthlock/Blue Öyster Cult — Creator request (this also fucking sucks)
User:Matthlock/Jerry Garcia — Creator request (this fucking sucks)
User:Matthlock/CLICK ON THIS LINK FOR THE HOT PR0N — Creator request
Sixnine — Attack page
Pneumatic Wrench 1 2600 Nm — Spam/Advertisement
User:Thothunter — Spam?
Nigger Fucking Faggot
User:Matthlock/Very secret experiment (So secret that it's not even mainspaced) KEEP OUT — CREATOR REQUEST
User:Matthlock/Barnes Been Beyond Before But Believe Barnes, Barnes Being Bolmontious Bout Being There 2: BED, BARNES & BEYOND — Author REQUEST
User:Matthlock/Barnes Been Beyond Before But Believe Barnes, Barnes Being Bolmontious Bout Being There — CREATOR REQUEST
Ulysses S. Grant (redirect) (delete) — someone created an article for this page
User:Aimsplode/sig6
Sex offender — too short, and a plain, simple description.
Where is Everybody? (2nd nomination) — technical, explained here and, btw, now orphaned redirect. Note: please revert if my edit was technically wrong.
Samsung Galaxy S7 — spam
NIGGER (redirect) (delete) — pointless all caps redirect
About Roman Dog Bird (redirect) (delete) — pointless redirect to a page at VFD
Gayniggers from Outer Space (redirect) (delete) — n-word cleanup
Nigger fucking faggot (redirect) (delete) — N-word cleanup
Nigger Claus (redirect) (delete) — N-word cleanup.
User:Matthlock/Kurt Demmler — Uploader request (this just sucks)
Chicago Presents A Variety Of Free Events To Entertain The Whole Family — Spam.
Parkinson s Activity Disorders — Spam.
User:Matthlock/Smfiruiakaiiesczcalopqurist — CREATOR REQUEST
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Boston Events - Stop Working And Party In The Bean Town City — Spam
Kelvingrove Collection General Information — Spam
File:Original-chicken-sandwich-burger-king.jpg — Author request
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File:Dumbassflautist.jpg — Author request (this is dumb)
Trans-bs To Talk Muscle Automobile: A Glossary From AAR To Z 28 notrans — Usual Ralph Lauren & Hardy spam.
Kumkum – Ek Pyara Sa Bandhan — self-promo spam. Below a list of useless files by the same author:
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User:Matthlock/You know what's interesting? — CREATOR REQUEST
User:Matthlock/VA/My thumbs — CREATOR REQUEST (This is so obviously fake)
User:Matthlock/VA/Oral sex — CREATOR REQUEST
User:Matthlock/VA/I piss on your garden — CREATOR REQUEST
User:Matthlock/VA/Coldplay — CREATOR REQUEST (Coldplay sucks, but not as much as this article)
User:Matthlock/VA/Jizz on my left hand — CREATOR REQUEST
User:Matthlock/violent diarrhea — CREATOR REQUEST
User:Matthlock/brain damage — CREATOR REQUEST
User:Matthlock/WIP/Bultaco — CREATOR REQUEST (There's nothing bad about this article, per se, but it's so lame and unnecessary, it should probably go into the delete heap.)
User:Matthlock/WIP/Echo & the Bunnymen — CREATOR REQUEST
User:Matthlock/Zappa Busy As Ever While Coming Out of Joe's Garage — CREATOR REQUEST
File:Blatant Treaties.png — CREATOR REQUEST (Side note: Holy craps. That's a terrible edit.)
User:Matthlock/Boltok the dumb fuck — CREATOR REQUEST
Steps To Stick To In Producing A Multimedia Video — usual spam to remove from premises
A Hunt For Video Clip Manufacturing Company — usual spam to remove from premises
Why Do You Need A Skilled Online Video Output Business — usual spam to remove from premises
The Need For Auto Repair Manuals — Spam
Using Electronic Automotive Repair Manuals — Spam - range 172.93.128.0/17
All Information You ll Need When Trying To Find Auto Repair In Brooklyn — spam
Where To Order Used Car Repair Manuals — spam
User:Alyssa4550 — spam
Why Auto Repair Manuals Save A Lot Money — Spam
10 Things Not Capable When Discussing About Auto Repair Cost — Spam
Do-it-yourself Car Repair Tips — Spam
The Significance Of Auto Repair Manuals — Spam
How For A Free Auto Repair Manual Online — Spam
10 Things Not Skilled . When Discussing About Auto Repair Cost — Spam
9 Considerations To Check Before Selecting Any Used Car — Spam, you really should block in range.
Car Workshop Manuals Are Required For Car Repair And Car Maintenance -Spam
Auto Repair Manuals - Are They Necessary -Spam
Old Car Repair Manuals Can Be Tricky To Find -Spam
The Real Price Of Car Repair Manuals -Spam
What You Should Know About Auto Repair In Brooklyn - Spam
Sprite Cranberry - usual anon short gibberish with -construction- tag just to hope to save it. Remove from premises
User:Matthlock/Angry letter (CREATOR REQUEST, as for all the other Matthlock articles here)
User:Matthlock/Autobiographical
User:Matthlock/A page that will probably freak Roman Dog Bird out
User:Matthlock/Be Matthlock
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User:Matthlock/Jokes that might be funny
阪急箕面線 - a copy of an NRV-ed article from Japan. No redeem value in both Japanese and English.
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HowTo:Be German (CREATOR REQUEST) is currently nominated to be featured - Zb
Life as a Metaphor for Sports (CREATOR REQUEST)
User talk:Chills — Vandalism, indef-blocked user. I suggest to remove can edit talk page from premises.