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October–December 2018

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User:Matthlock/Fresh cringe
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File:Cute democratic donkey cartoon character photosculpture-r43d68b2ae1434e7094983a007b5c44fc x7sa6 8byvr 512.jpg — F**king cringe.
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User talk:Matthlock/Pillar Men
User:Matthlock/Rush binge listening
File:79pontiacwagon.jpg — Author request (I doubt this will ever be needed)
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File:Imaginaryplaylist1.png — Author request?
User:Matthlock/VA/A Shitload of Ear-Rape — Author request
User:Matthlock/VA/Taylor's ass — CREATOR REQUEST (there must be a more efficient way to go about doing this.)
User:Matthlock/VA/Gonorrhea — And what the fuck? This one is just a verbatim copying of "Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?" By Frank Zappa. Please delete, per author request.
User:Matthlock/VA/Poop-or-treating — Author request
User:Matthlock/VA/Zero Two — Author request.
User:Matthlock/VA/Shit on my balls — Ugh. Author request
User:Matthlock/VA/Painful castration — What the f*** is this? Lawl, this is just a literal word-for-word copy of "Beeswax" by Nirvana. Please delete, lol. Author request.
User:Matthlock/junkshit — CREATOR REQUEST
User:Matthlock/AMERICA AMERICA NOW I'M COMING AFRICA MY DEATH IS MONEY — CREATOR REQUEST
User:Matthlock/Well well well — Have I requested this one yet? Delete this as well.
User:Matthlock/Felix — CREATOR REQUEST
User:Matthlock/Let's see here. What other anime boys am I thirsty for? — CREATOR REQUEST (I know there's somebody else who escapes my mind currently.)
User:Matthlock/Jakotsu — CREATOR REQUEST (It's really a shame that Jakotsu isn't real. Then again, even if he was real, he'd be dead by now because he lived in the 16th century.)
User:Matthlock/Astolfo — CREATOR REQUEST (God, I wish Astolfo was real)
User:Matthlock/poop — CREATOR REQUEST
HowTo:Write a Bullshit Story (CREATOR REQUEST)
UnNews:Sex is dangerous for brain cell development (CREATOR REQUEST)
UnNews:Siva goes to jail after killing a man (CREATOR REQUEST)
UnNews:Man explains why the world won't end on December 21st (CREATOR REQUEST)
A god-awful narrative on how Final Fantasy I changed my life (CREATOR REQUEST)
30 Rock (CREATOR REQUEST)
HowTo:Swear In Farsi (CREATOR REQUEST)
UnNews:High school student snitches on everybody (CREATOR REQUEST)
Why?:Is my wife a drug addict? (CREATOR REQUEST)
Blue Velvet (CREATOR REQUEST)
HowTo:Be German (CREATOR REQUEST) is currently nominated to be featured - Zb
Barış Manço (CREATOR REQUEST)
Absolutely Polandtastic (CREATOR REQUEST)
UnNews:Moldovans proudly march through the streets as their nation is declared number two on the list of countries nobody gives a shit about (CREATOR REQUEST)
Sitar (CREATOR REQUEST)
Being There (CREATOR REQUEST)
The Tofu Killer (CREATOR REQUEST)
Overture of an imaginary road trip (CREATOR REQUEST)
UnNews:Guy eats a Dead song that isn't "Casey Jones" (CREATOR REQUEST)
UnNews:Scientists discover that everything in the universe falls into two categories (CREATOR REQUEST)
Why?:Listen to Indie Rock? (CREATOR REQUEST)
The Burger King behind the basketball court (CREATOR REQUEST)
Talal of Jordan (CREATOR REQUEST)
UnTunes:Big Hard Dick (CREATOR REQUEST)
Black History Month II (CREATOR REQUEST)
Rush binge listening (CREATOR REQUEST)
UnNews:Bikes give trucks a restraining order (CREATOR REQUEST)
UnNews:Wiggers don't want to be called white anymore (CREATOR REQUEST)
The Nun with the Astral Habit (CREATOR REQUEST)
Going to prom stoned (CREATOR REQUEST)
Life as a Metaphor for Sports (CREATOR REQUEST)
Obligatory article of 2016 (CREATOR REQUEST)
About whatever — Under construction time ended today: it's just empty.
Nuclear Explosions — Nope...
Piekit 24 — Idiotic vandalism
How One Can Lower Your Credit Card Debt — Usual Ralph Lauren & Hardy spam
Platinum Visa® Card: Low Curiosity APR Credit Card‎‎ — Usual Ralph Lauren & Hardy spam
2018 American Specific Credit Card Promotions You Should Not Ignore‎‎ — Usual Ralph Lauren & Hardy spam
Luxury perfume reviews information for 2016 — Usual Ralph Lauren & Hardy spam
Ariana GrandeVermont's copy-paste from Wikipedia (see here and compare to WP). What the Jimbo?!
2013 New Brunswick python attackVermont's copy-paste from Wikipedia (see here and compare to WP). What the fuck?!
Transgender pregencyVermont's copy-paste from Wikipedia (see here and compare to WP). What the hell?!
Battlefront 2 — Spam
Disputed territories — Humorless Wikipedia-stlye article (stub)
Geneva Convention — Blatant nonsense/vandalism
SACS DE STYLE Recommendations Everyone Can Be Helped By — usual spam
Do You Really Save Money On Energy Bills Reducing Electricity Consumption Only Short Term Savings — usual spam
User talk:Chills — Vandalism, indef-blocked user. I suggest to remove can edit talk page from premises.
User:JerilynSkurrie — Self-spam on UP: the new trend. Remove it from premises: the old cure :-D
User:RoseannaStretton — self-spam
Do You Really Save Money On Energy Bills Reducing Electricity Consumption Only Short Term Savings — usual spam
User:ShanelVanderpool — self-spam, user indef-blocked as spammer, remove vanity from premises
User:Micah0820551425 — self-spam, user indef-blocked as spammer, remove vanity from premises
Hidden title for privacy — childish vandalism
User:Tamela0412 (renewed request) — yes, spam. And the user was indef blocked
Create Your Own Computer: What To Look For In A Very Case — usual spam
Reeeeeeeeeee — vandalism
Scp — vandalism
Game:Tic Tac Toe/northwestx/southocom — vandalism
User talk:104.129.18.244 — vandalism
User:CallieThiel37 — spam
User:LatishaBloom — spam
User:MapleBaylor6 — spam
Uncyclopedia:VFH/porn — wtf?
User:ERQTory4129 — spam
Tendencyjną Instytucję W Okratowaniach Zawdzięczają Wyrazistym Barwom Zgodnej Hodowli Oraz Podlegle Niewystarczającej Nagrody. — spam
Restaurants In Montreal — spam
Kids Easter Recipes — spam
Japanese Shellfish — spam
Give Your Family The Best This Christmas With Morton 39;s Free Range Turkeys — spam
Frozen Yogurt Flavours — spam
Packaged Food In Slovenia - ReportsnReports — spam
Personal Blender: The Convenient Life Is Here... — spam
Gift Baskets For Women — spam
User:Tamela0412 — spam
Cleaning Soap Making Hoka One One For Sale Secrets — spam
Os 3 Melhores Exercícios Com Halteres Para Pernas — spam
Free Wi-Fi Hotspots — spam
Takie Ograniczenia Z Syntetyku Jednocześnie Nie Zaznają Pojemnie Niemniej Nie Są Przesadnie Waleczne. — not in English
User:CharlineBoucher — spam
Cannabis News Medication And Resources — spam
Cannabis - Medicine — spam
Do You Need A A — spam
What Makes Cannabis Medicine — spam
Making Drugs: Cannabis Infused Honey Tincture — spambot gibberish
User:Matthlock/Article about stuff - creator request
User:Matthlock/Article about stuff II - creator request
User:Matthlock/Article about stuff III - Creator requst

August–September 2018

File:MEBR.JPG — See below
User:DJ Mixerr — User wants  profile deleted due to harassment from another website. This includes the articles below.
*User:DJ Mixerr/Andorra 
*User:DJ Mixerr/Article about stuff
*User:DJ Mixerr/Bonerpenis 
*User:DJ Mixerr/Boo 
*User:DJ Mixerr/Cancanada 
*User:DJ Mixerr/Carrot Top 
*User:DJ Mixerr/Caucasia
*User:DJ Mixerr/Caucasian
*User:DJ Mixerr/Classical 
*User:DJ Mixerr/Comoros 
*User:DJ Mixerr/Counter-strike
*User:DJ Mixerr/Edit conflict 
*User:DJ Mixerr/Eleanor Roosevelt 
*User:DJ Mixerr/Eloise 
*User:DJ Mixerr/Estelle Getty
*User:DJ Mixerr/Gardevoir 
*User:DJ Mixerr/Honduras 
*User:DJ Mixerr/Human wrongs 
*User:DJ Mixerr/Jewish-Americans 
*User:DJ Mixerr/Johnny Potsmoker
*User:DJ Mixerr/Lol Blanking 
*User:DJ Mixerr/Love Hina 
*User:DJ Mixerr/Malice Mizer
*User:DJ Mixerr/messed-up-psycho-state 
*User:DJ Mixerr/Mewtwo 
*User:DJ Mixerr/Mpreg
*User:DJ Mixerr/Neptune 
*User:DJ Mixerr/Rainbow 
*User:DJ Mixerr/Rainbow Page 
*User:DJ Mixerr/Rape Dungeon 
*User:DJ Mixerr/Rei Ayanami 
*User:DJ Mixerr/Réunion 
*User:DJ Mixerr/Sally Li Syaoran Kirkland 
*User:DJ Mixerr/São Tomé and Príncipe 
*User:DJ Mixerr/sig 
*User:DJ Mixerr/The Lion King 
*User:DJ Mixerr/Top 100 Things Rick Astley is Never Gonna Do 
*User:DJ Mixerr/Trisexual 
*User:DJ Mixerr/Uglo-Americans
*User:DJ Mixerr/uncyclopedia.css 
*User:DJ Mixerr/uncyclopedia.js 
*User:DJ Mixerr/Venus
*User:DJ Mixerr/Warner Music Group 
*User:DJ Mixerr/whacked-out-psycho-state 
*User:DJ Mixerr/Willie Nelson 
*User:DJ Mixerr/Worst 100 Government Policies of All-Time
*User:DJ Mixerr/Zaire
Hidden title for privacyWho's That Giiirl? Quite-empty page about an unknown person.
South Carolina — Vandalism
Ograniczenia Gabionowe Zostawiły Oszacowane Ze Motoru Na Ich Przyrodniczy Koloryt Naganny Wkład Natomiast Dalece Nieświadom Natomiast Witalny Montaż Nie Przyimek Dostojeństwa Tkwi Dodatkowo Ich Estetyczny Fason Także Kompetencje Antyakustyczne. — Polish spam, and longest title among his spam. Record! Yaaay!
Bierwiono Spośród Recyklingu Jest Niepojętym Tomikiem Pod BodĹşcem Naturalnym Wielekroć Zarówno Niechlujniejsza Wariacją Niżeliby NabądĹş Nowychpółproduktów Do Sztanc Przegrodzenia. — Polish spam
National Association for the Comedically Impaired\ — Useless/unusable redirect
Kipras kazluskas — Vandalism, empty page
Ile Na Jednostajnym Kręgu Nie Uważa żadnych Punktów W Napisaniem Przepierzenia Wówczas Już Gdyby Parcela Stanowi Urwista Zaczynają Się Schody. — Polish spam
Okrążenia Rzeczone Nie Ledwo Pierwiastek Strzegący Przed Malwersantami Lecz Lecz Również Przeurocza Realność Na Wyrażenie że Potrafimy Się Na Wyśmienitym Okazu. — Polish spam
Odrętwiałe Pionowe Sztachety Stwierdzą Się Na Dzierżawy Posadowionej Oprócz Drzew Dlatego Należałoby żuje Skorzystać W Przedmiejskiej Pustynnej Przestrzeni Pożądaj Na Dziur Dokąd Bosko Wkroczą Się W Dziewiczy Kolor. — Polish spam
The Ten Original Plagues of Egypt — Related to the below file: useless, humorless, possible vandalism.
File:Ten plagues.jpg — Useless, unused, no humor, possible vandalism. WTF!
Rozgraniczenia Spośród Polskiej Możliwości Idealnie Znajdują W Biedy Konsorcjów. — Usual Polish spam - Part II
Przeważnie Gramy Bariery Bramki Ogrodzenia Schody Meble Formy Silne Tudzież Zawołane łaski ślusarskie. — Usual Polish spam - Part I
Isjdj — Quite empty, author's requested deletion
Group X — Vandalism
Criador De Bulldog Frances — does any spammer know how to speak english?
Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaelehueehaiiollaihaihoohiagaheiioahs — Redirect created by me but unnecessary. Checking on Google, this seems to be a fantasy by article's author (see article).
LorindaHembree113 — Stupid vandalism.
OpenOffice — WTF, nope.
List of animals that don't exist, but shouldList of articles that exist, but shouldn't. Honestly, too short and lacks of humor.
Great Paige-Denim Coats Concepts That You Could Employ These Days — Ralph Laurel & Hardy spam
OOXX — Spam, the porn film director is back
Excellent Weight-loss Stefano-Ricci Shirt Pointers — Spam, as usual
Rozgraniczenia Bieżące Zrobione Sa Ze Wysoko Udokumentowanych Substytutów Co Zezwala Iz Chociażby W Losu Pekniecia Nie Powstaja Klujace Zaś Takze Stożkowe Zakonczenia Które Zdolalyby Byc Niezdrowe Gwoli Zwierzat. — Usual spam in Polish, searching for the longest title ever. By now is record.
Dismiss — Abandoned (and alone again, naturally) stub: single edit by noob user, construction time was over 2 days ago and, IMHO, lacks of humor. Btw, if you think it has a chance, feel free to remove my qvfd tag from premises and save it ;-)
Takie Drzewa Planowo ścinane Godnie Się Dają Na Efekt Tamtego Zarobione Spośród Nich łatwowierne Rozgraniczenia Wybrną Przemienić Nieogarnione Oddzielenia. — usual spam to remove from premises
Na Tegoż Gatunku Przepierzenia Podsuwa Się Taki Przedmiot Kiedy śmietniki Z Plecionki Tkanej Nasmarowanej PVC Czyżby Powłoką Spośród Syntetyku. — spam
Odgrodzenia Oraz Żywopłoty Prostoduszna Mulda — spam
Drewno Spośród Recyklingu Stoi Wymyślnym Wyborem Pod BodĹşcem Dietetycznym Wielekroć Tudzież Fatalniejsza Edycją Niżeliby NabądĹş Nowychpółproduktów Do Krzep Przepierzenia. — Silly spam in Polish, as usual. I miss the one in Viet...
The homosexual agendaThere's a starman waiting in the sky. He's told us not to blow it,  cause he knows it's all worthwhile. He told me: remove this empty page from premises
Przekażmy - Nikt Nie Zakłada Ostatecznie Mordować Przegrodzenia. — spam in Polish language
Merica — Vandalism by Gipshot: empty gibberish
Action — Vandalism by Gipshot: empty gibberish
Underscore — Vandalism by Gipshot: empty gibberish
User:Gipshot — Vandalism to remove from premises
User talk:Jnkfp — spam: this time in Chinese, using his own talk. nice try :-)
My So-Called Life — text: Friends. Remove Chandler from premises :-P Empty page
Hello hello — Hell, no! Empty page
Bando dudu — is in French not English
Wiosenka Niniejsze Najwyborniejsza Epoka Na Zaprogramowanie Zbudowania Debiutanta Rozgraniczenia. — usual spam in Polish
Postępowe Natomiast Asertywne Rozgraniczenia Oraz Elewacje Białystok — usual spam in Polish
Who Watches This?! — spam: who removes this from premises? SRU, of course ;-D
Six Reasons People Laugh About Your Exxon Mobil Bill Paying Online — spam
7 Stunning Examples Of Beautiful Https: superpowerbros.com — spam
Greatest Low-cost Mattress In Vancouver BC Polyurethane Foam Which Is Basically. — spam
You Wanna Fight And Splash Females — spam
User:Adrian Reavill — spam
Rosehill School Wine — spam
Swimsuit Wetters — spam
Tarasowe Budmax Toruń Okna Zasłony Bramy Okrążenia — spam
User:MZR900 — spam?
User talk:Spam Allowing Unit — pointless gibberish
User:Spam Removal Unit Reloaded — pointless gibberish
User talk:Spam Removal Unit Reloaded — pointless gibberish
File:Micheal Rosne.jpg — spam
File:Nun-Legend 3000.jpg — spam
File:UgandanKnuckles.png — spam
El Posterior Cota De Reiki — idk
Michael Rosen — spam
Tyler, the creator — spam
User:LachlanNicolai — Spam?
User:HuFf SLUSh7264 — vandalism
I ACCIDENTELATY CREATED A MEME — spam (note: this article is a VFH candidate created by an user with 10 years of contribs)
Dich Vu Lam Bang Cap 3 — Usual SouthViet crappitalist spam to remove from premises
French Anger Mounts After Trump Says Paris Needs More Guns — Shitty spam to remove from premises
Adelaide Airport In 165 Million Upgrade — Shitty spam to remove from premises
France s CFDT Union Urges Air France Staff To Accept Pay Offer — Shitty spam to remove from premises
Roger Stone s Numerous Lies About Russia Wikileaks And The Trump Marketing Campaign from Nationwide Memo — Usual stupid spam to remove from premises
New Police Spending Figures Released — Usual stupid spam to remove from premises
User:Anti-angys — Trolling spam to remove from premises
The Reader — Empty page
Everything You Need To Know About Genuine Leather Belts — Remove Leatherface SPAM from premises
Information On Leather Belt Buckle Fashion Accessories — Remove Leatherface SPAM from premises
Cody Black - Leather Belt — Remove Leatherface SPAM from premises
Mens Leather Belts - The History Of Belts — SPAM
Cheap Do Not Forget Some Essential Suggestions For Your Skechers Basketball Shoes Sale Site — Spam
Holy Cow Angels Crosses And Papal Gear Fill Met Gala Red Carpet — Spam
The gay — spam/vandalism
Thinkism.org — spam
User:DennisLocklear7 — spam
Viuly: Decentralized Video Sharing Platform — spam, I removed text and title from premises.
What Is Currency Trading — yum spam
User:Social Network Are Shit — no... just no
Cheap Suggestions To Skechers Mules With Official Boutique — Spam.
10 Different Sites Like YouTube — wonder how it works (besides, it's a spam)..

January–July 2018

User:Thanked you for your edit on — this user's going to bug everyone
Todd Howard — vandalism
User:MagicBus/Weird Photos and Gifs — delete plz
User:KaseyJarnigan6 spam to external site (user blocked)
Digits of Pi — short and dumb
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. — ?
Egg Defenition — wtf
User:LashawndaShirk — spam
Vacation Tips To Provide The Best Trip Actually — spam
Roblox — as said here, this crap is only a copy-paste from Wikipedia. --HWageslavijan Communist Party.pngNECKEЯ 20:39, 19 June 2018 (UTC)
Random Kitty — nope! --HWageslavijan Communist Party.pngNECKEЯ 20:39, 19 June 2018 (UTC)
Huvansmuvan — load of crap, and wroten in Norwegian
Karltrax — no content (deleted by author). It was a shitty text and, as Huvansmuvan, in Norwegian
Internet Entrepreneur — reads like a blog
New Delhi — sporked from wikipedia - lacks humor
2018 Retaining In-tuned Secrets About Rebecca Minkoff Handbags Outlet Boutique — spam spam