Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD/archive61

May 31st - And Jesus wept

Paska Ankka
A Message From God - God is kinda a douchebag. 
Katy Perry - LOL SHE KISSED A GIRL!!!!11
Arzelá-Ascoli theorem
Bold text
Wikepedia
Adrenaline
Somari - ICU'd as the author seems willing to ask for help and make a good faith effort.
Ladislas etzol
Napier/Shithole
Super hot sauce
Julius
Dushan
Places south of Seoul... like ... ummmm...
Alucard
Autokill

May 30th - The day that was 13 hours late

World in Conflict
File:Hore.jpg - we are not ED - cyberbullying
New York Knicks
Hamilton and Bothwell Railway - Lack of funny and possibly a Wikipedia c/p.
Bothwell, South Lanarkshire
Hamilton, South Lanarkshire

May 29th - It's on like a sleeping drunk

John So
Tiredy
Mark longworth - null
Red Dead Redemption
Andy nopenis‎
Geriatric1927
Final Fantasy XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVIIICM-2
UnNews:Thomas Alva Edison wets his bed -- Anon tries toilet humor on UnNews
Wakka - This is possibly the coolest article ever. 
Modern wafare 2
Dramione‎
Ryan degan

May 28th - Black or white? Clearly one is better than the other.

Andy nopenis
User:Multiliteralist/HowTo:Let down your readers moved to main
Hanna Montana Experience
Aya shameimaru
Fanboy and chumchum‎
File:Pompeya erotica6.jpg - Disgusting!
Kubrick
HowTo:Grow your own Hitler 
Guitar Hero V: Legend of Emo
Artem
Anglerfish - It's not a bad little article IMO; could even be good with better formatting. Hence, ICU. :-)
Alex James
Alex James

May 26th - Uncyclopedia merchandise is now on sale! And I'm actually buying!

File:EdFish.jpg - Duplicate image.
ChiefjusticeDS
ChiefjusticeDS rabbitechno
Troy E Bell - Nobody cares.
Captain Malfunction - WIP saves it for now --ChiefjusticeXBox360 23:36, May 26, 2010 (UTC)
File:VIRGINS.jpg - I'm pretty sure this was just a vanity thingy...
About super mario - Not funny (seriously, this is factual) and not in English.
Night Elf Mowhawk
Arsonal Sperm Society(A.S.S.)
Fat Children
Mathew milner
Flat coat retriever
Brendan fevola
Mother Goose
Caspian Sea
Andy Seo
Landmines
The hutchins School
Starfucker
Comet
Thugnasty
WEED
Center Grove High School

May 25th - Best illustrated extended. Big whoop.

Jackie McDonald
Tom Delonge
Riyadh
Slope
Revirgination
Nepuv
Doug Long-Penis
Uncyclopedia talk:Pee Review/HowTo:Make an Article That Will Get Deleted - Completely irrelevant
Alan wake
12,000 BC

May 24th - Listy list.

File:Spinach-ham-and-parmesan-quiche.jpg - Unused
Game:Create A Game/chucknorris
Template:NavBar - User request
Bruschetta - No one cares about some chick who rejected you.
Joey Wheeler
Little Green Bag
Usher
File:Earnest Pays To Have Sexb.jpg - Disgusting!
File talk:P47 stoat.jpg
File:Isabellawithnigel.png - Disgusting!

May 23rd - No, I did not buy that thing

Birkenhead
Yarg the Gingerbread Man
Russia vs US
Popeye's Chicken
College Of Engineering trivandrum - page blanked by author
User:Multiliteralist/Thomas Alva Edison - a man to measure - moved to main

May 22nd - So, did you buy that thing?

David from QLD
Joseph kittinger
Bernie Funk
Pippi Longstocking
Niglet
1ownwindex1 - runescape vanity, we really don't care
The Doodlebops
Birkenhead - wikipedia c/p
User:HELPME - Sorted out now. --ChiefjusticeDS 16:07, May 22, 2010 (UTC) - You're the worst, Chief. --HELPME
Who could possibly make God? 'cause it ruins the joke

May 21st - 4890M903F454

Chub chub
Nick-at-Nite
File:Cameron kirk bellinger 2.mp3
File:Cameron kirk bellinger.mp3
Cameron kirk bellinger - Fine, if Chief doesn't want me to have fun, then fuck it.
Earthqucane
Imperial Penguin Army

May 20th - YOU IZ GOAT TEH PWN'D!

Kimbo Slice - ICU
U.S. Route 66
Bobby bartram
Geraldton - ICU
Mophead
Mark Zuckerberg
Kings of France 
Awesome the Hedgehog
Brza
Ohai
Garrysmod
Infinityward‎
Operation Ivy - Wikipedia spork
Dandish
Mark balish
P0rtal
Mars 2
UnNews:BP 'part of consipracy to reconcile USA and Cuba' claims Glenn Beck (redirect) (delete) - Spike shortened headline
Fedrico macheda
Opti‎
1-euro shop
Corpse Flower
Mazda 6
File:Zack afonin.jpg - Duplicate image.
File:Drago.jpg - Duplicate image.
StepMania‎

May 19th - and why gild the lily?

Ford Model T when was it invented - What? I don't even...
Jewsplosion
Seth Green
Halloween X: Michael Myers vs. Jigsaw vs. Freddy vs. Jason vs. Darth Vader vs. Michel Jackson vs. Chuck Norris vs. Rambo
That super lame callsign on Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Multiplayer
Parth joshi‎
User:Matfen/Iron Man
Shuvatara

May 17th - Did articles died?

Lestat De Lioncourt
FARRRRRT - Weak concept that won't get any better.
Grant Imahara - Blaned by creator.
Chuck Norriis‎
Dragon Huffing‎
CDDDDC‎
Bloblobloblobloblob

May 16th - Stop scratching yourself. Just lay down and take it.

[[:Ricki%20glums%F8]]
Bobby bartram
Name of state, province, or country
Blarklarkia
"Alan D Price"
VME
Edgar Alen Poe
Intentional community
Emma Anderson
David Oilysmug Cameron
Smurf Wars (redirect) (delete)
Quagmire
Formspring.me
Mario kart wii
PERVERTS!!!!!!!!!!
Usman_Khan
Hussain Faiad
The Cake is a lie
SOOOS
UnNews:Tiger woods
Mississauga

May 15th - Everyone, boycott Arizona! They don't want you studying Latinas... IN YOUR BED!!

Ups turck - Sounds painful and unsanitary.
Talk:Jason delro

May 14th - Know who is gay? Yur mum, LULZ!!!

Renesmee cullen
Monsters inc
Mika borem
Melaine atmadjia
Blue waffle
Moobs
It's actually me
User:John Lydon/RCcola‎ - Recreated at different title 
4110
Pegasus Galaxy
Linguini
Isac newton - Dirty fucking lies.

May 13th - Got chlamydia?

Paras pawar
Victoria justice
UnNews:Tribune Media Announces Termination of Little Orphan Annie, (redirect) (delete) - Spike shortened headline
Hatsune Miku
Karren Bates
Tiberius Viris - Vanity.
Einstein's Riddle
Bloodhound Gang
Harrite tubman‎
Steven harper
Longest number
Jerry Drake
Thompson middle school
Nig
Villuverlimin
Game:HermitCrabAdventure
David marsden‎
God of War 3
Paras pawar
Jamie hyneman - Vanity of a vandal from years past.
Ryan Keiser
Boxxy
Paras pawar
Port jackson - mostly a wikipedia c/p
Universe created

May 12th - Mystery Science Theatre 3000!

Vikipedi
FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
"junk"‎
BMX‎
Pubirty‎ 
Luke melloy
Nana mizuki
File:Photo on 2010-04-30 at 21.21 -2.jpg
Alabama
Karen Bates
Bed

May 11th - Just when I thought I was out... They pulled me back in

Penis enlargement methods
Darcy keane - more vanity
Chris dooley - more vanity
Jack hurst - vanity
Dakota brown - vanity
Julian simpson - vanity
YOUR TOO SLOW!!
The petroleum institute
Template War
Miss Universe
James Letourneau

May 10th - PLS everybody! Maybe you could actually write something good for once...

Battelfield bad company 2
Miss earl
Chris Hoar 
Mass Maritime Acadamy
Nicki manij
User talk:Zheliel/guestbook - again, something completely irrelevant.
Pia kjersgaard
Mas Selamat
Angel 624
Deflation
ICar
Jimmy Rollins
Duckist - Stupid redirect for Duck

May 9th - Wikia appreciation day

Jimmy Rollins
ICar‎
MORDILLO U PIECE OF DONKEY SHIT, I FUCKING HATE HATE HATE U!‎
Dennis Waterman
Boson
Civic

May 8th - so where's summer?

User:Hawthorn Peebles/Image Gallery‎
User:Simsilikesims/Image Gallery‎
User:Joe SheA/My userboxes‎ -Created by an IP, not them, no content. Same for the two above.
Imperial Colonization/Gallery/Discordianism I maked a mistake agains (user request)
Joel and Miriam - random nonsense
The end of the world prank
The Big Wank™
Loyola Vehicross
Didier Drogba
A circle deh shootin'
Captain Yes
UnScripts:The Symposium/paren

May 7th - Fucking Tories... They've ruined my nephew's 7th birthday...

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnTunes:Goodbye facebook screen (Social Networking the wind) (again) - request withdrawn
Vaginaland
Eric trevino
Connor Kincaid - looks like cyberbullying to me
User talk:Zheliel/guestbook - what does this have to do with anything?
Melissa Conran‎
Eric t
OGRGJOJGRDOJ
Natalia
Gwar
St.Eunnans

May 6th - How do I cure homos?

David Oilysmug Cameron - Bullshit Tory propaganda!
Happytimes/Temples/YMSCIHMF! user request, reason "Ooops!"
Jirachi
HOLY SH-
Elton loo
Editors to the Falls (Single)
Game:Create A Game/mudkip/random
Game:Pokemon (Pirated Engrish Version) - shoulda been deleted 2 months ago
Portal:Television/Things you can do

May 5th - An African or European Swallow?

User:173.88.188.161 - IP userpage
Kara Hamilton
Black Asains
You're a good man charlie brown
Nostalgia

May 4th - Where we're going, we don't need roads

Inuyasha
Nick Who
Triple anus
YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL MOTHERFUCKER!‎ ... NO!!!!!! I love this! *sniff*  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  05 May 2010 ~ 02:42 (UTC)
Www.incitiriz.net
I HOPE U ALL DIE‎ 
Category:Dildo - This category currently contains no pages or media.
Raymond granat
Aneer
File:Blocked from editing?.png - I uploaded this image to bring something to CheifJustice's attention.  I don't need it anymore. --Wilytank 22:35, May 4, 2010 (UTC)

May 3rd - PPPPPPPPP

Alex Evangelisti
Hung parilament
ICarly Exposed - not very clever 
How to:rob a bank
Template:Boobs
Template:Sperm globs
Robert pattison
List of things I've stuck my dick into
Kenny west vs cleveland jr
Talk:Suicide silence‎
Suicide silence‎ 
The rapter
Jack bower
The houes
UnNews:Ricky_Martin_declares,_"I'm_gay...er!"
Reston virginia

May 2nd - Much funniness

Jo Scanlan
Pocket god
UnNews:Blah Blah Blah
Star wars galexys

May 1

Vandalism (article)
UnNews:Hump
UnNews:DORA!!!
UnNews:Testicals
Amy flannery 
I stuffed a bannana up my cock‎ 
Justin Bieber
Shreyans Nahar
Doncaster
Alexis Texas
UnNews:I love you, You love me.
UnNews:Vvvvvv
Shropshire
I pad
Talk:Encyclopedia
UnNews:MICHAEL JACKSON!!!‎
Ka