Talk:Justin Bieber

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YOU'RE KIDDING ME[edit source]

This little faggot has the same birthday as I! No! --Roman Dog Bird 07:48, March 7, 2011 (UTC)

There, there. There are worse things than sharing your birthday with Justin Bieber. Like, um, the Holocaust. Yeah. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 01:14, 8 March 2011

Finally, a Justin Bieber page that isn't crap or pure trolling. --Scofield 09:45, March 9, 2011 (UTC)

Why is it closed now!!! and i so wanted to add at the beginning that he is Just-a-beaver! but i can't :( User:Whyamidoingthis 19:05, April 6, 2011 (UTC)

I think you just answered your own question. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:01, April 8, 2011 (UTC)

So this page was perfect until I came along and ruined it, huh Scofield? --ULIT. 06:53, April 11, 2011 (UTC)

Yes. Jackofspades.png (talk) 06:59, 11 April 2011
He (correctly) kept your change from "1984" to "1994." The rest just appeared to be a list of unrelated pop artists who you don't like, and the bizarre assertion that Lady Gaga was active around the same time as the Backstreet Boys. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 14:45, April 11, 2011 (UTC)

I will scare Justin Bieber out of bed --Snuffleupagus 16:30, June 11, 2011 (UTC)

carry on You fags.[edit source]

carry on this shit! he has done alot to all of us?! FUCK YOU justin bieber!!! (and his fans) – Preceding unsigned comment added by unknown IP (talk • contribs)

Great, now you got us kicked out. Just like the Teen Choice Awards![edit source]

Says Eric. "Oh, that was your fault," said Craig. "You're the one who had to touch Justin Bieber's hair!" said Eric. --Brandon Youngs 02:52, November 18, 2011 (UTC)


message from me justin bieber[edit source]

guys man stop bullying me. what have I done to you. i'm an adult and if you carry on like this i'm going to call the cops and get you in jail. and i'm talking to you whyamidoingths to you know.

love from

justin bieber

^ Obviously not legitimate. Also, the cops aren't going to do anything about it considering that there's nothing actually illegal. -- ENTER CITADEL T)alk C)untributions B)an 17:23, September 16, 2012 (UTC)

bieber fever[edit source]

isn't bieber fever the same thing as justin bieber syphilis? Apple13 (talk) 02:13, March 20, 2012 (UTC)

OMG[edit source]

JUSTIN BEIBER HAS BEEN ARRESTED FOR NO REASON :D :D http://wonderwall.msn.com/music/pop-star-justin-bieber-arrested-in-miami-area-27926.gallery 184.98.186.22 22:32, 23 January 2014 (UTC)

Justin Bieber is gay[edit source]

You must to agree that Justin Bieber is gay, because everybody knows this(sorry for the bad english). 177.16.214.177 (talk) 22:48, 15 August 2014 (UTC)

I can only hope Justin Bieber's gay. The dude is fucking hot. You must agree that Justin Bieber is hot, because everybody on Twitter knows this. #MTVHottest SG1|Hereish [citation needed] 01:57, 16 August 2014 (UTC)
justin-bieber-not-a-girl_o_1096212.jpg Radical Rocko (I'm listening...) 03:11, 16 August 2014 (UTC)

Justin Bieber looks like a good girl, could i fuck him. Maybe if he change his sex, if he become a hot chick, could be fuckable. 177.16.118.239 (talk) 16:39, 1 October 2014 (UTC)