User:Piemuffin

Welcome to My Kitchen.

This is by far the most piemuffinish page you will ever find/eat.
"Pies are eaten by the winners, muffins are left to the dogs."

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The worlds greatest pie, yet to be made. The makers of the pie, ______ and ______ have been planning it for years. It is filled with cherries, muffins and cherry muffins. It will soon be made and will be the worlds favorite pie.

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I was born a pie in the great kitchen of Al Gore, raised by the soft supple hands of Hillary Clinton, and sexually abused by her husband. One day when I was entertaining Fidel Castro, he dropped a muffin when laughing about the bay of pigs something-or-other. As fate would have it, the muffin got dropped on me and lo and behold: I became what I am today.

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This user has been adopted by TheLedBalloon.

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
14 years, 7 months and 8 days.

User goodthink U.W.P member.

Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.

My Baked Goods

Type	Title	Contributors	Status	Notes
Article	UnScripts:Man Law Revision	Me, Siddhartha-Wolf	10% (Came up with idea)	If you want to help leave me a message..
Re-design	Uncclopedia's Foreign Office	Me	100% Finished	Completed
Re-design	Uncyclopedia's Foreign Office Page 2	Me	100% Finished (awaiting confirmation)	Completed
Re-design	Uncyclopedia's Foreign Office Page 3	Me	100% Finished (awaiting confirmation)	Completed
Re-design	Uncyclopedia's Foreign Office Page 4	Me	100% Finished (awaiting confirmation)	Completed, rather small.... but completed.
Re-design	Uncyclopedia's Foreign Office Page 5	Me	100% Finished (awaiting confirmation)	Completed
Re-design	Uncyclopedia's Foreign Office Page 6	Me	100% Finished (awaiting confirmation)	Completed
Article	Landmine	Me	0% Finished	Will start when I can