Why?:Planet Earth hates us (Humans)
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“Get away from Earth, it may infect us with Humans!”
– The Sun debating with Venus on whether to leave the Solar System
So why does Planet Earth hate us, I hear you cry? Well I'll tell you.
Because we, humans, are using too many Greenhouse Gases. As a result, Earth is mad at us! We've all gotta stop this Global Warming thing before we are all shitted!
When you, uhh... make a cow fart[1], it apparently causes heatwaves that affect the planet, screwing up the atmosphere or whatever. Global warming has been causing the earth to break out in boils, and if we don't stop it soon, Earth will punish us all and eventually, we'll all fall into them and DIE!!!!
So how can I help?[edit | edit source]
- Instead of using Google, use Ecosia or OceanHero. For every 45 uses, a tree will spawn out of nowhere, possibly in a field, possibly in a main road, it might be dropped onto oncoming traffic. Who knows? That's part of the fun. If you don't know how many 45 is, Google it.
We almost ran out of water at one point, but Brazil found a 250 year mega-supply of water.
- Ban all plastic and go back to cutting down trees to make paper bags and straws. It's good for the planet! Trees are basically stealing our oxygen anyway to make leaves, which we don't even eat. Plus, paper bags are biodegradable, meaning they turn back into dirt in just 397 years. If we chop down all the forests we'll save the planet!
- Stop exhaling. When you breathe out, you release Carbon Dioxide. Therefore, breathing out is murder. Just inhale. Keep inhaling. You will inflate like a balloon, but that's not important right now.
- Instead of that ChatGPT thing, use EcoGPT, which is only available for iPhone. ViroAI is for the poor idiots who use Android.
- Donate to Greenpeace, the only organisation that truly knows how to stop Global Warming! If you don't know what the fuck Greenpeace is, look it up on Ecosia.
- Get yo' trash and throw it into the street like a basketball!
- Unplug anything that is charged!
Things to know[edit | edit source]
- AI also contributes to the death of Polar Bears. [2]
- You can get a climate clock!
- There is also renewable energy, solar energy is RECOMMENDED!
- Global Warming started approximately 176 years ago, around 1850 AD.
- Denmark Created the Windmill Energy!
- We should all stop eating meat, and become Vegan or Vegetarian. Remember, it's YOUR choice!
- We should all move to Mars via the Moon. If we all move to the Moon first, Mars'll be that much easier to reach.
