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Subcategories
This category has the following 5 subcategories, out of 5 total.
Pages in category "Why?"
The following 200 pages are in this category, out of 256 total.
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- User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/Why?:Abortion is FUN
- Why?:Am I a Power Ranger?
- Why?:Am I being stalked?
- Why?:Am I Frozen in Carbonite?
- Why?:Am I here?
- Why?:Am I in Canada?
- Why?:Am I writing about feet
- User:An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays/stuffthatgoesonbagelsidunnowatermelonorsomething
- Why?:Answer a question with a question?
- Why?:Are motorists out to get me when I ride my bike?
- Why?:Are there voices coming from the closet?
- Why?:Are we here?
- Why?:Aren't There Any Penguins Up North?
- Why?:Avenge my brother
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- B-sharp major
- Why?:Be a carnivore?
- Why?:Be a refugee from Encyclopedia Dramatica
- Why?:Be a transvestite if you're not going to put any effort into it?
- Why?:Be Emo?
- Why?:Beat Your Children
- Why?:Become a Butcher
- Why?:Become a Headbanger
- Why?:Become an atheist
- Why?:Become an atheist/Funny version
- Why?:Become an atheist/The Dead Serious Scrolls Version
- User:Big Duck/Why?:Beat Your Children
- Why?:Birthdays?
- Why?:Blame Hitler
- Why?:Blocking users is fun
- Why?:Bother
- Why?:Boycott Uncyclopedia
- User:Bp2611/Why?:Blame Wikia
- Why?:Brain Surgery ain't exactly Rocket Science
- Why?:Brush your teeth with a bottle of Jack?
- Why?:Burn a Furby?
- Why?:Buy a Cereal-o-Matic
- Why?:Buy A ShamWow
- Why?:Buy A Snuggie
- Why?:Buy A Timeshare
- Why?:Buy shares in BAE Systems
C
- Why?:Can't Anybody Drive in this Town?
- Why?:Can't I Write a Good Article?
- Why?:Cancer is Great
- Why?:Care About Black People
- User:Cat the Colourful/Why?:Fuck ChiefjusticeDS?
- Why?:Collapse Space-Time
- Why?:College is for suckers!
- Why?:Create a featured article
- User:Crocotta1/Why?:Kill a man over a Timmy Turner plush?
D
- Why?:De-op every single administrator?
- User:DefinitelyNotGomphog/Why is crossing the road so embarrassing?
- Why?:Destroy the Rainforest
- Why?:Develop Nuclear Weapons
- Why?:Did I Decide to Audition for Big Brother?
- Why?:Did I just read Twilight?
- Did I really move to LA?
- Why?:Did the Chicken Cross the Road
- Why?:Did the chicken cross the road?
- Why?:Did The Monkey Fall Out Of The Tree?
- Why?:Divorce Is Good
- Why?:Do a Pee Review
- Why?:Do all the evil people in Star Wars have a British accent?
- Why?:Do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
- Why?:Do Florida's animals suck?
- Why?:Do I have a drug dealer on my buddy list?
- Why?:Do I have this pungent stench?
- Why?:Do I Like Tango and Cash?
- Why?:Do I need to provide this?
- Why?:Do things remain the same?
- Why?:Do women study Women Studies Mystery?
- Why?:Do Your Chores?
- User:Docile hippopotamus/Why?:Be like The Woodburninator (and join his bear army)?
- Why?:Does an Aircraft Crash?
- Why?:Does Christopher Meloni not have an emmy yet?
- Why?:Does everyone hate me?
- Why?:Does Everyone Hate Sonic the Hedgehog
- Why?:Does it burn when I pee
- Why?:Does Mads Mikkelsen not speak one line of dialogue in Valhalla Rising?
- Why?:Don't Do Apple Juice
- Why?:Don't we do it in the road?
- Why?:Don't You Get a Job?
- Why?:Don't You have a Girlfriend Yet?
- User:Dr. Skullthumper/Why?:You shouldn't mess with Tito
- Why?:Drink blood
- Why?:Drive A Classic Car
E
- Why?:Eat a full English Breakfast
- Why?:Eat People
- Why?:Eat your broccoli
- Why?:Electrical engineers are cooler than mechanical engineers
- Why?:Employees Must Wash Hands Before Returning To Work
- User:EricIsOnFire/Why?:I Wear My Sunglasses At Night
- Why?:Everybody hates surfers
- Why?:Everything Was Better In The Past
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H
- Why?:Has God Forsaken Me?
- Why?:Hate Badgers
- Why?:Have an alienating music taste
- Why?:Have Humongous Breasts
- Why?:Have Russian Reversal?
- User:Heerenveen/Why?:Paint the house one percent grey instead of white?
- Why?:Help?
- Why?:HIDE!
- Why?:Hit yourself on the head with a baseball bat seven or eight times
- Why?:Hunt Unicorns
I
- Why?:I should probably keep my drapes closed
- Why?:I Stopped Watching My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
- Why?:I'm Better Than You
- Why?:I'm in court, Mum
- Why?:I'm not sorry I ate your Unicorn
- User:Idiocy Gaming/Why was my article nominated on VFD?
- User:Imrealized/Why?:I Is Better Than U
- User:Imrealized/Why?:Separate the Art From the Artist?
- Why?:Interstellar is a Christmas movie
- Why?:Invade the Falklands
- Why?:Is a dead body lying on my couch?
- Why?:Is a Flying Sperm Whale About to Crash into my House?
- Why?:Is a raven like a writing desk?
- Why?:Is MediaWiki ending?
- Why?:Is Milky Way the best?
- Why?:Is my family pissing away my hard-earned money?
- Why?:Is My House Mad At Me
- Why?:Is my house on fire
- Why?:Is my molten steel bill so high?
- Why?:Is my Phone Battery Dead
- Why?:Is She Taking So God Damn Long in the Bathroom?
- Why?:Is the Earth round?
- Why?:Is the ironing board out
- Why?:Is the sky blue?
- Why?:Is there a hashtag on my TV screen
- Why?:Is There a Moose On This Plane?
- Why?:Is there no channel one?
- Why?:Is There Nothing Here?
- Why?:Isn't anybody watching "Pushing Daisies"?
- Why?:Isn't there a toilet in the woods?
- Why?:It's not okay to be gay
- Why?:It's worth learning Bahasa Indonesia
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- User:Magic man/Why?:Masturbate to that one guy from Mythbusters
- Why?:Make your first Why?
- Why?:Masturbate to that one chick from Mythbusters
- User:MaxPayne/Why?:Should I Care About Those Damn Polar Bears?
- Why?:Me
- User:Methamphetamine/Why?:Why?:Why?
- Why?:Mickey Mouse Is Corrupting Our Youth And Destroying Our Childhoods
- User:Mr-ex777/Why?: DeviantART is the realm of faggotry
- Why?:My homework was late
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- User:S3ahawk/Why?:Doesn't My Son Play Sports Like Other Boys?
- User:S3ahawk/Why?:Punt Various Small Animals
- User:S3ahawk/Why?:Use Ad Hominem
- User:Sapplerx/Why?:We won't be surprised if Svex 88134kg is a p(a)edophile
- Why?:Save the Idiots
- Why?:Save the mooses?
- Why?:Sell Cocaine to Monkeys
- User:Severian/Does an Aircraft Crash
- Why?:Shoot homeless people?
- Why?:Shoot the albatross
- Why?:Should I care
- Why?:Should Women Vote
- User:Simsilikesims/Why?:Wear a mask/Part 2
- Why?:Sit down, and have an italian soda
- Why?:So Serious?