User:DefinitelyNotGomphog/Why is crossing the road so embarrassing?

This woman just remembered that one time she crossed the road.

Why is crossing the road so embarrassing?

Every time I cross the street, angry drivers mock me and call me "chicken."

It's not my fault I don't own a fucking car! First of all, I never learned how to drive. Hell, I can barely drive a bumper car and I can't steer to save my life.

And even if I did learn to drive and have my own car, it would be electric. Do I look like I make Elon money?

Heck, maybe if wore some clothes every once in a while, I'dd feel way less less embarassed when I'm forced to cross the road.

Crossing the road is far less embarassing when you're tripping balls on acid