User:DefinitelyNotGomphog/Why is crossing the road so embarrassing?
Why is crossing the road so embarrassing?
Every time I cross the street, angry drivers mock me and call me "chicken."
It's not my fault I don't own a fucking car! First of all, I never learned how to drive. Hell, I can barely drive a bumper car and I can't steer to save my life.
And even if I did learn to drive and have my own car, it would be electric. Do I look like I make Elon money?
Although maybe if I could afford some clothes, I'dd feel way less less embarassed when I cross the road.
But, alas... even if I could afford some clothes, I would still sense the intrusive thoughts and growing impatience of them dam diddily drivers!
Their eyes following me, rolling like marbles with their hands tightly gripping their gear sticks.
Oh lord, what if one day they can't take it anymore and run me over and over again!
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