User:Magic man/Why?:Masturbate to that one guy from Mythbusters
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Why should you masturbate to that one guy from Mythbusters?
He's a miracle[edit | edit source]
He's a man. Who does science. As we all know, this is suspension of reality. Gold Paint + skin + Rocket Chair = Sexy in the stratosphere. Nude man in the sky.
He's got a mustache and a beard[edit | edit source]
Sure it isn't as amazing as that other guy's mustache, but he has a better beard. It's like a lumberjack, with all the sexy hair on the chin you could ever want.
He really is one of the guys[edit | edit source]
So it's like being gay with all the name-calling because that actually kinda makes you gay.. But who gives a shit about what other people think anyway?
He likes to blow things up[edit | edit source]
If he can blow up a crash test dummy that efficiently, imagine what he can do with you.
