User:Sapplerx/Why?:We won't be surprised if Svex 88134kg is a p(a)edophile

You've seen him prowling Uncyclopedia and it's other language versions. You don't see him in lots of edit wars than he used to. You may only know him from the Large Shit Dumpyard. But given the amount of content he creates while on sockpuppet accounts and on IP ranges, this is why we won't be surprised if Svex 88134kg is actually a registered p(a)edophile in real life.

Articles

Svex will talk about random underage kids from random countries liking random stuff like Angry Birds. In one instance, he talks about a random girl that may or may not exist who likes wearing navy blue dresses. Most of the time they can be hard to understand, likely because English isn't his first language or anything. Other times it might not even be related to the subject and will instead be about individual stars in space or math equations. But let's be real, what if he somehow managed to get a camera to take a picture of those kids without their or their families' permission??

But what if he's everywhere?

Look, I tried to look up those IP ranges to find out where he's from and turns out that he most likely uses a VPN to create those sockpuppets. So, it's most likely that he will use a private server just to create them and bypass bans. He has several of them so it's hard to block him forever. He'll come here to vandalize Uncyclopedia every few days or so. The abuse filter mistakenly puts some people into thinking that they're Svex but that's not true, they're false positives.

Conclusion

So, Svex may or may not be a p(a)edophile. He may have done other crimes, but we can't assume others whether they did an actual crime or not.