Why?:Featured Vote

Meh, nobody cares about this article.

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Why to Vote/Nominate

Why? not, if you win you will get a template, and some highlightation on the front page, it will be great.

Why not to Vote/Nominate

Well, you won't become a KUN or any of that other nonsense, but Why? not, it'll make you feel good because your hard work is the main focus a tiny page in the uncyclopedic world.

Why this page is so neglected

I guess nobody cares. If you still want to feature your Why? article on Why?, go ahead and help yourself out, I don't think anyone's gonna stop you. At the most, someone might revert your edits if you don't do a good job.

Nominations, new stuff at the top

Why?:Cancer is Great

Score: +2 "doctors" agree

• Self for In case anybody looks at this page anymore (holy crap, June?), this page is on VFH right now, and, uh, it's doing pretty good! How long will I have to wait before someone responds? --  Le Cejak • <-> 23:20, 21 October 2007 (UTC)
• Comment. I can't figure out what's active or not for the life of me. I'm tempted to nom this page for VFD, or start a forum topic about it, but I'm too lazy. Someone else, feel free to do so. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 23:23 Oct 21, 2007
• For--Sir Manforman 00:34, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

FEATURED ARTICLE —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:02, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

Why?:Does an Aircraft Crash?

Score: +1 burning airplanes

• Self Nom+For Failed PLS, but hey... Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!)

FEATURED WHY? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:51, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

Why?:Climb Mount Everest?

Score: +3 frostbiting weasels

• Nom and for. I loved it when I first read it, and even put in a little more love myself. In general, it takes a great tone with the whole "oh, those crazy mofos" angle.— Lenoxus 20:39, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
• For I wrote this, and I like the additions. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:31, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
• Sure looks like a party in hrrrrr.. --THINKER 05:39, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

FEATURED WHY? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:56, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

Why?:I'm hot

Score: +2 repetitions of the phrase "This is why I'm hot"

• Self Nom and For because. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:09, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
• For Because. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 07:11, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

FEATURED WHY? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:28, 14 June 2009 (UTC)