User:Crocotta1/Why?:Kill a man over a Timmy Turner plush?
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Because they priced him so fucking high into the hundreds calling it “vintage” sheesh. It’s only from 2012, I’m older than this plush I’m 18, I was 8 when it was in production that’s not that old. These fucking millennials don’t know how money works, I’m gonna track this guy down, [[Redacted]] him, cut his dick off, shove it so far up his ass that the cops will find it in an autopsy. Then inject him with antifreeze to make sure he’s dead. I will then go through everything to find the beloved Timmy.
