Why?:Create a featured article

Wouldn't you like this to be displayed on that potato of yours? (or one in English, if that is your preference.)

As a content creator, you are likely always looking for ways to expand your reach and audience. One way to do this is by creating a featured article on Uncyclopedia, a website known for its satire and humor.

Reasons

Here are a few reasons why having a featured article on Uncyclopedia can benefit somebody else you:

• Increased exposure: When your article is featured on Uncyclopedia, it gets more visibility and attention, which can lead to increased traffic to your talk page, actual, real traffic light traffic, and unannounced visitors banging on your front door. This exposure can help you grow your audience and gain more random people who accidentally stumble across this page.

• Instant fame: Being featured on Uncyclopedia can help establish you as a credible and respected writer in the satire and humor community. This can lead to more opportunities for absolutely nothing and also writing more things to satisfy your non-existent audience.

• Differentiation: Uncyclopedia is known for its unique and unconventional approach to humor and satire. Having your article featured on this platform sets you apart from all the other wannabe writers and helps you stand out in an overcrowded market.

• Fun and engaging writing experience: Writing for Uncyclopedia can be a fun and engaging experience that allows you to beat your creative meat and experiment with different styles of writing. It can also be a great way to relieve stress and break up the monotony of more serious writing projects.

The potato logo, where the prized "FEATURED" stamp is buried deep inside. Only you have the power to release it!

In summary

In summary, having a featured article on Uncyclopedia can be a valuable experience for any content creator looking to expand their influence, increase their credibility, and differentiate themselves from all the other wannabe writers. Whether you are a seasoned writer or just starting out, Uncyclopedia can be a great platform to showcase your work and get noticed in the satire and humor community.

How do I do it?

Avoid this book, use this crappy article instead!

First, completely throw out your HTBFANJS, aka the Uncyclopedian Little Red Book let alone even read it, if you can. However, based around the plethora of content you have likely read, this is what ChatGPT thinks.

1) Choose an interesting topic: A good article always starts with an engaging topic. Choose something that you think has potential, or if you don't trust yourself, get someone else to decide. It should also have a lot of potential for droll and whimsical humor, or is just out of the ordinary.

2) Research your subject: Even though Uncyclopedia is meant to be a parody encyclopedia, it's still important to understand your subject matter. Researching your topic can help you come up with better crap, references and asides.

3) Get inspired: Reading random articles can inspire you to come up with new ways to be funny. But don't just copy their style or feel; find your own style and hands off mine.

4) Choose a humorous style: From satire to parody to sarcasm, there are many different styles of humor. Consider what style works best for your topic and write accordingly.

5) Use humor throughout: The funniest articles are the ones that are consistent in their humor. Whether it's the title, introduction or the final sentence, try to incorporate humor throughout your article.

6) Include images: A picture is worth a thousand words, and funny pictures have a 1.25x word buff. Use images to add extra humor to your article, but make sure the images are appropriate and not needlessly offensive.

7) Edit, edit, edit: Editing is essential to making your article the best it can be. Read your article multiple times and make sure it flows well, the humor is consistent and the writing is perfect as God intended. Don't automatically assume that somebody else will take the time and/or effort to clean up the mess you made. People would rather delete messes than clean them up, you know.

8) Submit your article: Once you're happy with your article, submit it to Uncyclopedia. If it's selected as a featured article, congratulations! You've created something hilarious that others will enjoy reading. If not: suck it up, dry your tears already, and try harder next time!

This is what your desk should be like after you are done writing. (bloody hands from typing not shown)

Should you do it???

Overall, creating a featured article on Uncyclopedia takes creativity, a shitload of time, and a lot of hard work. With the right training and techniques, even you can overcome those immense hurdles and create content that will make people laugh (hopefully in a good way), and maybe even land you a spot on the front page.