User:Prop 8 protesters are EVIL!/Why?:Does technology hate us?

How much technology hates us with AOL

Do you think this gun will work? Well, do ya?

“ You've gotta ask yourself one question. This gun managed to fire 5 shots can it fire one more? Do you feel lucky punk? Well do ya?”

~ Dirty Harry on sometimes technology works sometimes it don't

“In Soviet Russia computer Boots You!”

~ Russian Reversal on Technology

• Why does technology hate you? Have a bad experience,but don't want to do anything? Well, read this.
• This is America, you have the freedom of speech. Read this anyway.

Why?

Have you noticed it takes 5-10 minutes to start your computer. Haven't you noticed that Lamps don't have a simple On or Off button or switch? Or why do you have access codes to stuff but then forget and then say, "GOD DAMMIT!"? Well, here is the answer. TECHNOLOGY HATES US! Technology hated us since TV. Some bastards created a access code that kids won't watch bad TV. But you want to watch it, and its blocked and can't remember the code! And now they are creating Software to block sites even like Youtube! Because technology hates us. Have you had a bad experience? Well contact us at 1-800 KILL NAZIS to turn in your family, friends, and neighbors!

What to do

• Contact the damn company
• Start mayhem on the streets showing that you're mad!
• Kill Bill Gates and Steve Jobs
• Invent magical devices that replace technological devices
• Throw major appliances out the window (the higher the better)
• Start a book club (hand printed books only, reading at night only by candle)

What not to do

• Kill your wife (no time for that)
• Not taking action
• Protesting Prop 8 (of Course)
• Watching sports all day
• Spend all day Blogging about the problem
• Groom yourself with(electronic): hair dryer, toothbrush, shaver, curlers, nosehair trimmer, finger/toenail clipper, finger/toenail buffer, tonsil/appendix plucker, ear/body piercer, Tattoo Gun, Branding Iron or Vacuum devices

Conclusion

Contact the F***ing company to make their products simple and not complicated. It's really killing the entire world. Would it kill them to add a damn On/Off button? Then they should just do it. Take your revenge on technology!

See Also

• Rant
• iMac
• Dumb