User:Big Duck/Why?:Beat Your Children
“Because I care”
Kids these days. They just try to piss you off. Which is why it's every parents job to beat the smart into them. Neglecting to do your job is proven to be one way to raise stupid children. They will definitely fail in life because you didn't beat them. Your children whine, break the shit you paid for, and just pick on you for fun. Most parents have the magical thought, "I'll just ground the shit out of them!" This isn't Canada. Your children will simply play in their rooms and whine even more.
Feminists and failed liberalists around the world have managed to convince parents that whining children are "acceptable" and that beating them is "evil". At the same time, it's become obvious, that your children aren't going to stop picking on you unless you stand up for yourself. Now we all know that children are wonderful, but let's be honest here: they are stupid. And until you stand up to them they'll be under the impression that they are Bill the Badass. This is not the case and you must remind them of that.