User:Big Duck

“Take off, eh? You hoser.”

~ A Canadian on the Air Traffic Control radio channel

This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.

This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.

This user can see what you don't!

26 This user is 26 years old. Woop-ti-doo. 26

This user is a Communist & is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭

This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as they can throw it… but nonetheless use it on a daily basis.

I'm making the article clerks. I've added literally a sentence to amazing and useless. And a section to vagina.

Article(s) by Me

1. Clerks - failing horribly (working on it)
2. Why?:Beat Your Children - their not gonna beat themselves
3. HowTo:Make Love and Not Babies - self explanatory

SubArticles

1. Penis Envy/Image Gallery - it's about penis

Articles I Edited

1. Amazing - 1 sentence
2. Useless - I am
3. Vagina - 1 section

Templates

1. Template:Obvious (or Template:Captain Obvious) - it is now one second quicker to quote the obvious.
2. User:Big Duck/ - even more oblivious quoting than before