User:Big Duck

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“My name... is NEO!”

~ Neo on his name

“Your name *IS* Neo!”

~ Captain Obvious on Neo's comment
You-have-failed.jpeg This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.
Monbags.jpg This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.

Crystalball.png This user can see what you don't!
26 This user is 26 years old. Woop-ti-doo.
Hammer and sickle.png This user is a

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
Wikipedia-logo.png This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as he can throw it... but nonetheless uses it on a daily basis.

I'm making the article clerks. I've added literally a sentence to amazing and useless. And a section to vagina.

Article(s) by Me[edit]

  1. Clerks - failing horribly (working on it)
  2. Why?:Beat Your Children - their not gonna beat themselves
  3. HowTo:Make Love and Not Babies - self explanatory


  1. Penis Envy/Image Gallery - it's about penis

Articles I Edited[edit]

  1. Amazing - 1 sentence
  2. Useless - I am
  3. Vagina - 1 section


  1. Template:Obvious (or Template:Captain Obvious) - it is now one second quicker to quote the obvious.
  2. Template:Oblivious - even more oblivious quoting than before