User:Big Duck

“Look. The people you are after are the people you depend on. We check your spelling. We huff your trash. We redirect to your article, we format your text. We even guard your articles while you sleep. Do not fuck with us”

~ Administrators on vandals

This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.

This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.

This user can see what you don't!

26 This user is 26 years old. Woop-ti-doo. 26

This user is a Communist & is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭

This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as they can throw it… but nonetheless use it on a daily basis.

I'm making the article clerks. I've added literally a sentence to amazing and useless. And a section to vagina.

Article(s) by Me

1. Clerks - failing horribly (working on it)
2. Why?:Beat Your Children - their not gonna beat themselves
3. HowTo:Make Love and Not Babies - self explanatory

SubArticles

1. Penis Envy/Image Gallery - it's about penis

Articles I Edited

1. Amazing - 1 sentence
2. Useless - I am
3. Vagina - 1 section

Templates

1. Template:Obvious (or Template:Captain Obvious) - it is now one second quicker to quote the obvious.
2. User:Big Duck/ - even more oblivious quoting than before