User:Big Duck

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“In Soviet Russia, reversal reverses YOU!!”

~ Russian reversal on Russian reversal
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This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.
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This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.
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This user can see what you don't!
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This user is 26 years old. Woop-ti-doo.
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This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭
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This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as they can throw it… but nonetheless use it on a daily basis.
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I'm making the article clerks. I've added literally a sentence to amazing and useless. And a section to vagina.

Article(s) by Me[edit | edit source]

  1. Clerks - failing horribly (working on it)
  2. Why?:Beat Your Children - their not gonna beat themselves
  3. HowTo:Make Love and Not Babies - self explanatory

SubArticles[edit | edit source]

  1. Penis Envy/Image Gallery - it's about penis

Articles I Edited[edit | edit source]

  1. Amazing - 1 sentence
  2. Useless - I am
  3. Vagina - 1 section

Templates[edit | edit source]

  1. Template:Obvious (or Template:Captain Obvious) - it is now one second quicker to quote the obvious.
  2. User:Big Duck/ - even more oblivious quoting than before