User talk:Big Duck

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Let the licking begin!
Oh hey, Big Duck! Welcome to Uncyclopedia. We hope you have a great time here, and that you get a lot of waffles. Because waffles are good. Especially with maple syrup. Trust me.

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--Canada, eh? >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 19:03, 4 June 2011

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Be a dear and go to your sig and remove the time stamp written there.

Then go to your Preferences and type into the signature section. {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Big Duck/sig}} and save it at the bottom, now when you sign posts with --~~~~ it will display !0German flag.png - Big Duck complete with a correct timestamp, now isn't that cool! --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 04:44, June 6, 2011 (UTC)

Awesome. Now my sig works. --!0German flag.png - BigDuck 04:47, June 6, 2011 (UTC)

Hurrah, it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

HowTo:Be Hated by your Kids

Something to look at. Might give you some tips. ;-) --Canada, eh? >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 05:13, 9 June 2011

Tips for your new article, Why?:Beat Your Children. --Canada, eh? >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 05:14, 9 June 2011
Will do. Thanks! --!0German flag.png - BigDuck 05:20, June 9, 2011 (UTC)
I'll help out on it if you'd like. --Canada, eh? >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 18:43, 9 June 2011
Sure, I've just been tossing ideas on the page so far. -- !0German flag.png - BigDuck 19:07, June 9, 2011 (UTC)
Add something that has to do with whiny kids. That will probably steer the article in a good direction. --Canada, eh? >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 19:52, 9 June 2011
Sounds better than my idea. I was gonna make it: "kids will forget unless you beat them" which is more scary than funny. -- !0German flag.png - BigDuck 00:24, June 10, 2011 (UTC)
Hi mate, your article is now here as the construction tag on it had expired. Let me know if you have any questions about this. --ChiefjusticeDS 11:57, June 17, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost Activate!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

Catch it. Kill it. Bin it. It's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:05, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

The Un-Sigh-npost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, June 30, 2011 (UTC)

It's free and it always will be; it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:05, July 14, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Avoid all contact with eyes.

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

More class than 9000 schools: It's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:05, July 28, 2011 (UTC)

ChiefjusticeDS is a lazy sod and has paid the ultimate price... an UnSignpost Coup

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:05, August 6, 2011 (UTC)

More rubbish Australian Prose because ChiefjusticeDS got stabbed in the buttocks by a rioter with a felt-tip pen

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:05, August 11, 2011 (UTC)

Now it only wants you gone; it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:05, August 18, 2011 (UTC)

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~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:05, August 25, 2011 (UTC)

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~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:05, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

This UnSignpost brought to you by... uh... fairy dust? Hmm, we seem to have run out of sponsors.

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 01:05, September 8, 2011 (UTC)

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~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:05, September 15, 2011 (UTC)

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~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 02:01, September 22, 2011 (UTC)

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--Wanna see a magic trick? 00:31, September 29, 2011 (UTC)

A day late, because ChiefjusticeDS got lazy: The UnSignPost!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 01:13, October 7, 2011 (UTC)

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~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 01:02, October 27, 2011 (UTC)

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~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 05:04, December 1, 2011 (UTC)

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~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 10:22, 10 February 2012

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~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:22, 1 March 2012

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~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:20, 8 March 2012

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UnSignpost - Free Pixels Inside!

--ChiefjusticeDS 11:32, April 12, 2012 (UTC)