Forum:I just learned something from Recent Changes.

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So, I was, like, cruising Recent Changes like an exceptionally gay gentleman might cruise the gay bar inside a gay pub located in Gayville, Gaystate, in the Republic of Homosexual, when I saw the following:

N    04:53  Forest whitakers‎ (diff | hist) . . (+808) . . 122.148.197.220 (Talk) (←Created page with 'forest whittaker is an actor starred in hollywood he has an lazy eye as known as ptosis its not a big deal in his life and as he said unimporant forest whitaker sta...')

I had no fucking idea. I mean, all this time, I was SURE that Forest Whitaker had, like, you know...an entire colony of space tarantulas that lived in his butthole and whistled Dixie through platinum-plated kazoos.

Or...maybe I thought he had a glass eyeball.

But it turns out that both of those are just exactly wrong, because the truth is...he's got "ptosis". Whatever that is.

Awesome! Thank you, Mister 122.148.197.220! The things you learn from Recent Changes, huh?  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Jan 2 '12 12:54 (UTC)

Yes, the other day I was cruising Recent Changes like a fish may swim in a polluted river, when I laid my eyes upon the following:

N    09:12  Cher (diff | hist) . . (+199) . . 71.48.26.197 (Talk) (←Created page with '== If any of you mother fuckers delete this damn page again i will personally kick your ass because cher is the best singer in the world and jerk offs like you a...')

Wow! I didn't know Cher was that good! Thank you, Recent Changes! EpicAwesomeness (talk) 09:24, January 3, 2012 (UTC)

Dude, Forest Whitaker having ptosis is old news. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:55, 5 January 2012

Hey, hey, hey. That's not funny! The man is a national treasure. He's, like, America's last actor who doesn't emote using solely his neck muscles.







Although, yeah, he probably does have ptosis.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Jan 6 '12 0:16 (UTC)

He's got ten ptosis. Five on each foot. Yes he does. Oh, yes he does. Who's an actor? Who is? You are. Yes you are. Ah boo boo boo. Ah boo boo boo. (On a side note, Forest Whitaker is a giant baby) Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:11, February 16, 2012 (UTC)

I just learned SOMETHING ELSE from RC

AAAAAAAAA! OMG, GANGRENE! AAAAAAAAA! ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Feb 16 '12 14:35 (UTC)