User talk:EpicAwesomeness

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That. Pup 08:52 11 Feb '12


I was actually just admiring the view. Pup 09:13 11 Feb '12

Whuh? I thought this was a robbery. You are wearing a balaclava after all. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 09:19, February 11, 2012 (UTC)
It's not a balaclava - I just need to shave. Pup 09:44 11 Feb '12

Your happy monkey topic[edit]


Your topic my dear EpicAwesomeness is: Function (mathematics).

  1. Write the article on your namespace
  2. I'll be judging the articles based on creativity, originality and cleverness.
  3. Good luck, you have until tomorrow night (23.59 UTC, 6:59PM ET) to finish.

(happy monkey just licked your spoon clean!)

--ShabiDOO 12:00, February 11, 2012 (UTC)

You might appreciate...[edit]

...this Pup 02:31 14 Feb '12

Of course, the funniest bit is that when I first began to rewrite the article once it was put on VFD, about half of it was just copyandpasted from Wikipedia anyway -- so no wonder they're laughing. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 08:15, February 14, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 18 February 2012[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:54, 18 February 2012

HMC 2012[edit]


Very close call with the scoring. Really great article and concept and the other judges agreed. Should be ready for featuring in no time. You are one of the three honourable mentions. Thanks a lot for participating in the comeptition and turning out some great material. --ShabiDOO 05:05, February 20, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 23 February 2012[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:46, 23 February 2012

UnSignpost - 1 March 2012[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:24, 1 March 2012

Award from UN:REQ[edit]

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This user created [[{{{(Artical name here)}}}]], an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. Good for them us!
(If awarding yourself please update the award statistics)

UnSignpost - 8 March 2012[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:20, 8 March 2012

Yo, happy monkey sad?[edit]

Where did your Function (mathematics) go??? If you huffed it, put it back (stomping foot), for it is a historic page in the Happy Monkey contest. And it surely is a feature with some polishing, so I'm as confused as a monkey. Thanks! Aleister 22:15 13-3-'12

Never mind, it's there, it was just misspelled on the Happy Monkey page and showed up as a red link. Aleister 10:16 14-3-'12

The Pea Buddy Awards[edit]

WOW! A brand new UnNews competition and we need you! Either prepare yourself mentally for the severity of the trials (don't sign up just yet, you cheat!) or commit your soul as a judge right now. May the Lord shine his blessings upon thee! Talk Mattsnow 16:45, March 20, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost 5 April 2012[edit]

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UnSignpost - Free Pixels Inside![edit]

--Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:46, April 12, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost 19th April 2012[edit]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 14:48, Apr 19

UnSignpost Apr 26th 2012[edit]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 00:45, Apr 26

Pee Buddy contest!![edit]

We are now at the crucial stage of judging the magnificent UnNews article on THIS PAGE! Thanks for your participation. Expect at least a week for the judging to be completed. *Drumroll* I know it will be awfully hard to sleep until the week is completed, but that's what sleeping pills are for. Talk Mattsnow 12:21, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

Pee Buddy contest!![edit]

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Congratulations EpicAwesomeness!
You have come 2nd in the 2012 Pee Buddy awards

The full results are here! Talk Mattsnow 01:16, May 9, 2012 (UTC)

I also nominated it on VFH :P Talk Mattsnow 01:50, May 9, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost May 25th, 2012[edit]

--EMC [TALK] 00:04 May 25 2012

Fix your signature[edit]

The rule limiting signatures to 15px surely covers the case that an icon jumps around on the page more than 15px from where it's supposed to be. Yours violates the "exceedingly annoying" clause in Section 1.1. Spıke ¬ 11:30 9-Jun-12

I simplified his sig and it doesn't jump around anymore. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 12:21, 9 June 2012

Cheers. Spıke ¬ 12:40 9-Jun-12

Bring out your dead! It's the UnSignpost![edit]

--ChiefjusticeXBox 09:55, June 14, 2012 (UTC)

Assume the position! it's the UnSignpost![edit]

--ChiefjusticeXBox 00:36, June 21, 2012 (UTC)

Your PLS article(s) have been judged and unprotected[edit]

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Stop, drop and roll! It's the UnSignpost![edit]

--ChiefjusticeXBox 08:09, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

We've got boner for news! It's the UnSignpost![edit]

--ChiefjusticeXBox 16:45, July 19, 2012 (UTC)

Get Your UnSignPost! Now More Respected Than The Town Crier![edit]

--OliOmniOmbudsman Dumbo.jpg 14:43, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

ChiefjusticeDS enjoys buttsex: The UnSignpost![edit]

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:11, August 23, 2012 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:VFH/13 year old intelligence (2th)[edit]

I lolled. Nominally Humane! 10:58 02 Sep

Set phasers to frag! It's the UnSignpost![edit]

--ChiefjusticeXBox 10:45, September 6, 2012 (UTC)

The UnSignpost! Cancel Your Subscription Today![edit]

 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngThu, Nov 29 '12 5:13 (UTC)

Journalism so yellow it's orange: The UnSignpost[edit]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Thu, Dec 6 '12 12:45 (UTC)

Sloppy, falling-apart, and duct-taped-together: the UnSignpost![edit]

--EMC [TALK] 13:54 Dec 12 2012

Watch your step! It's a steaming-hot pile of UnSignpost[edit]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Wed, Dec 19 '12 17:21 (UTC)

Drop your pants and grab the eggnog! It's the UnSignpost.[edit]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Wed, Jan 2 '13 13:12 (UTC)

UnSignpost sez, "Give Pease a Chance!"[edit]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Jan 11 '13 5:28 (UTC)

Unsignpost - 20130119042144 gibberish asdf[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:22, 19 January 2013

Unsignpost - 20130124050125 gibberish asdf[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:01, 24 January 2013

Unsignpost - 20130131002159 gibberish asdf[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:22, 31 January 2013

Unsignpost - 20130207013217 gibberish asdf[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:32, 7 February 2013

It is the day of USP love, Valentine’s Day[edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 01:31, 14 February 2013 (UTC)

Crikey! It’s a rare, wild UnSignpost![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 00:33, 21 February 2013 (UTC)

Surprise, Motherfucker, USP[edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 03:48, 28 February 2013 (UTC)

I thought I heard the Imperial March. USP time, everybody![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 20:34, 7 March 2013 (UTC)

Can I have some salad with my UnSignpost?[edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 11:40, 14 March 2013 (UTC)

People like the UnSignpost because it’s hot! It has the best graphics and everything. Marcus, USP! Step yo’ game up![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 02:25, 21 March 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost’s BONER TIME![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 21:51, 28 March 2013 (UTC)

This isn’t an April Fool’s Day Prank! This is the UnSignpost![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 18:21, 4 April 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost Time, Folks! I repeat, UnSignpost Time![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 00:33, 11 April 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost, late and lazy![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 01:34, 19 April 2013 (UTC)

The 2 Days Tardy USP![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 01:00, 27 April 2013 (UTC)

You should totally write something.[edit]

No, I'm serious, you totally should. And you should pretend the Wikia site no longer exists, because it doesn't. :D  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSat, Aug 31 '13 5:12 (UTC)

Re-feature queue[edit]

If you want, you can go to Uncyclopedia:Re-feature queue/Nominate and pick one featured article that you wrote to be re-featured. You can also pick three features written by someone else to re-feature. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:48, 17 November 2014 (UTC)

Remember when people used to be active at least once a year?[edit]

Kevin Spacey and Brad Pit in the same movie lol

Super awesome happy "Seven deadly sins" competition where Shabidoo will win and everyone else colapses into suicidal depression fun week!!! SIGN UP!!! ShabiDOO 14:38, 15 May 2016 (UTC)