User:Procopius

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Writer of the Month Award Writer of the Month October 2006 Foolitzer Prize Award Foolitzer Prize Winner November 2006

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I accept full blame for these articles:[edit | edit source]

Two! Two monks! Ah ah ah.

As well as these UnNews stories:[edit | edit source]

Diogenes is happy to see people feature UnNews. Seriously. He doesn't look like it, but he's jumping for joy on the inside.
UnNews:John Mark Karr confesses to Lindbergh baby kidnapping

I accept 99.9 percent of the blame for:[edit | edit source]

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I accept blame for the top half of:[edit | edit source]

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Arr, get ye to the Blackbeard Catering Company fer lifelong memories!
Strive to increase the double entendres for Glorious Chairwoman Mae Zedong!

Awards that keep me going through the chill, lonely night[edit | edit source]