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At the end of the 2010 spring season, NBC canceled longtime staple Law & Order, a program that had run on the network for twenty consecutive seasons and been instrumental in wresting away viewers in the critical 65-and-older demographic from competing network CBS and the upstart Bingo Channel. The storied program has since become the most syndicated show in the history of television, often airing a cumulative seven hours between TNT, AMC and Bravo on any given weekday, not to mention providing the basis for Sam Waterston’s lucrative insurance commercial career. The show’s current heir-apparent is Law & Order: Los Angeles, a show that uses the exact same premise as Dick Wolf’s original brainchild, albeit with a different cast and setting. This incarnation of the show, however, was not the only Law & Order spinoff that NBC considered. (Full article...)

I didn't know that! Thanks for the contribution!

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  • ... that while I have no idea what this means, all I know is that I just lost my life savings while some other guy just bought his fifth yacht? (Pictured)
  • ... that less than 10% of the world's cactus population contains gold inside?
  • ... that Mercury is not a miracle substance and does not cure AIDS?
  • ... that I'd rather be a hammer than a nail?
  • ... that being safe with guns is- *BANG*
  • ... that if Mommy is willing to lie about a freaky old dude who sneaks into children's bedrooms in the middle of the night to eat your cookies and drink your milk, she'll no doubt be willing to deceive you about everything else?
  • ... that Ben Stiller's face makes everything funny?
  • ... that Abraham Lincoln was an accomplished skateboarder?
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  • ... that the populations of many endangered species can be increased with a simple Wikipedia edit?
  • ... that the dolphin is the only animal other than man that laughs at its own farts?
  • ... that communist jokes are only funny if everyone gets them?
  • ... that Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales lost his virginity at age 34, but he found it again at age 35?
  • ... that not all πr². There are also many π that r rounded?
  • ... that there is no consensus among experts on vice presidential history that Al Gore exists?
  • ... that the sky is up and the ground is down, except in Australia where the opposite is true?
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  • ... that while I have no idea what this means, all I know is that I just lost my life savings while some other guy just bought his fifth yacht? (Pictured)
  • ... that less than 10% of the world's cactus population contains gold inside?
  • ... that Mercury is not a miracle substance and does not cure AIDS?
  • ... that I'd rather be a hammer than a nail?
  • ... that being safe with guns is- *BANG*
  • ... that if Mommy is willing to lie about a freaky old dude who sneaks into children's bedrooms in the middle of the night to eat your cookies and drink your milk, she'll no doubt be willing to deceive you about everything else?
  • ... that Ben Stiller's face makes everything funny?
  • ... that Abraham Lincoln was an accomplished skateboarder?
Woh.jpg
  • ... that the populations of many endangered species can be increased with a simple Wikipedia edit?
  • ... that the dolphin is the only animal other than man that laughs at its own farts?
  • ... that communist jokes are only funny if everyone gets them?
  • ... that Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales lost his virginity at age 34, but he found it again at age 35?
  • ... that not all πr². There are also many π that r rounded?
  • ... that there is no consensus among experts on vice presidential history that Al Gore exists?
  • ... that the sky is up and the ground is down, except in Australia where the opposite is true?
Stock Performance.jpg
  • ... that while I have no idea what this means, all I know is that I just lost my life savings while some other guy just bought his fifth yacht? (Pictured)
  • ... that less than 10% of the world's cactus population contains gold inside?
  • ... that Mercury is not a miracle substance and does not cure AIDS?
  • ... that I'd rather be a hammer than a nail?
  • ... that being safe with guns is- *BANG*
  • ... that if Mommy is willing to lie about a freaky old dude who sneaks into children's bedrooms in the middle of the night to eat your cookies and drink your milk, she'll no doubt be willing to deceive you about everything else?
  • ... that Ben Stiller's face makes everything funny?
  • ... that Abraham Lincoln was an accomplished skateboarder?

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Isn't history amazing?

*Ashokan farewell plays*

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Cliff Williams of popular music combo AC/DC seen here practising his scales on his custom bass guitar. This bass couldn't produce any tunas, or even any tunes.

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Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome!

So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore.

Let us all clap for him because I said so.


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Do not pull your pants up just yet. We got a Uncyclopedian of the Month award winner up in here! Give it up for Leverage!


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Since there is no winner for the Noob of the Moment, you are all now noobs. There are a couple of long-running nominations, but they are stuck there, like foetuses in suspended animation, and I fear for their souls.


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