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Bubbles the Clown was a notorious criminal and clown who was the boss of the Bubbles crime family, in which he amassed a fortune of $1,000,000,000 and 13 wives. Despite the vast amount of information on him, nobody knows his actual name.
Bubbles was born on December 13, 1946, in New Orleans, most likely to a cheap coke whore and her abusive pimp. When he was just five years old, his parents sold him to a travelling circus for a half-broken television and an ounce of low grade coke. What was thought to be a travelling circus was actually a travelling criminal organization, and the young Bubbles was subjected to hilarious sights such as meth addicted clowns chasing down midgets with lawnmowers for protection money.
Bubbles' first notable crime was a test of his training. Could he pull off a brutal beatdown on Elvis Presley. According to former members of the travelling circus, Elvis plead for mercy, but Bubbles replied with "How about a little less conversation?" Elvis, now singing, responded with, "A little more action," and was promptly hit over the head with a wooden clown shoe. (Full article...)
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