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<<insert name here>> Hello!
<<insert name here>> Hellooo...
<<insert name here>> ...
<Piefan29> ...
<<insert name here>> Finally, someone to talk to! So wasup?
<Piefan29> Dw u liek pie
<<insert name here>> Umm, excuse me?
<Piefan29> Дu чц likёё pie??
<<insert name here>> Are you asking me if I like pie?
<Piefan29> .du u
<Piefan29> iet s a sim ple qstin
<<insert name here>> Yeah, I guess, how is that relevant?
<Piefan29> Whatt kinnees
<<insert name here>> Apple, cherry, blueberry, boston cream etc.
<Piefan29> etc?
<Piefan29> wht is etc pie?
<<insert name here>> etc. means continued
<<insert name here>> ... why does this matter?
<Piefan29> Il asc ta qstins here !
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<<insert name here>> Anyone here? I just ditched some wierdo in another chat.
<<insert name here>> ...
<Piefan29> u meen me
<<insert name here>> this is really akward
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<<insert name here>> Anyone normal here??
<Hax0r!> Greetings n00b.
<<insert name here>> Ow, that hurt. My ego can't take any more... :I
<Hax0r!> Im gonna send a virus to your computer...
<<insert name here>> You don't have my IP retard, plus I have a Firewall!
<Hax0r!> I hate you!
<<insert name here>> More pain inflicted upon feelings, dying...
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<JonathanRight> He is gone, everyone!
<GodofGodofWar> Yay!
<CottonEyedTim> Nice going!
<Devon137> Yahoo! We are free to chat again!
<<insert name here>> I am a hero?!
<SexyBitch14> You little cunt! He was my boyfriend!
<Devon137> Hah! :D
<<insert name here>> : )
<CottonEyedTim> Who would be that nerd's girlfriend?
<SexyBitch14> Who said anything about me being his girlfriend?!
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<Canadiangurl12> heyy! 16 female from canada here! you?
<<insert name here>> Hello! Wait is this real, or some fake slut trying to get all of my credit card numbers and my social security number?
<Canadiangurl12> it is!
<Canadiangurl12> do you have msn?
<<insert name here>> Ok, bye
<Canadiangurl12> Wait! Add me!
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<<insert name here>> Hi
<Canadiangurl12> call me 702-290-1072 im soooo horny
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<<insert name here>> Unta!
<Masterdebator4> Um, unta?
<<insert name here>> Naturoda corazone nacahartade?
<Masterdebator4> sorry me no abla spanish good lol
<<insert name here>> NACAHARTADE?!?
<Masterdebator4> Stop it! Your freaking me out!
<<insert name here>> NACAHARTADE?!?
<Masterdebator4> HEY I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS FOOL!!!
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<<insert name here>> Heh, sucker...

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<SoulRocker2> Sup
<Hamsta56> hey
<Hamsta56> asl?
<SoulRocker2> I'm just another guy
<SoulRocker2> sorry dude
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<Myndeh> hey
<<insert name here>> asl
<Myndeh> 17 m turkey
<Myndeh> 17 m turkey
<Myndeh> 17 m turkey
<Myndeh> 17 m turkey
<Myndeh> 17 m turkey!
<Myndeh> 17 m turkey!!
<Myndeh>17 m turkey!!!
<<insert name here>> 16 f turkey
<Myndeh> :D nice to meet you
<<insert name here>> APRIL FOOLS!! :D
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<Gentlelamb> Wanna see my cock?
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<<insert name here>> Hello
<WillSmith> Hello
<<insert name here>> Are you really Will Smith?
<WillSmith> Of course I am!
<WillSmith> Could an impostor of me do this:
<WillSmith> :)
<PeanutEminems> OMG! IT IS THE REAL WILL SMITH!!!!!!
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<Dr.Ikaru001> Hi, I am a guy. asl?
<<insert name here>> Hi, wanna know a secret? Pressing alt+f4 on your computer allows you to chat with ONLY FEMALES!
<Dr.Ikaru001> Cool! I'll try it!
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<KittenHuffer64> Hey, do u no any kitens i can huff?
<<insert name here>> Uh, I have some.
<Bobjeff> No, don't tell him!
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<KittenHuffer64> Oh, don't mind him...
<<insert name here>> ...
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<Jimee> Well, hello thar! Check out my awesome Userpage!
<<insert name here>> :-/
<Jimee> What, you're not impressed? I worked on it for the better part of two hours.
<<insert name here>> Your mom lasted the better part of two hours.
<Jimee> Wow, a mom joke. Soooooooo witty, this one. Okay, so I can see that looks alone aren't gonna impress you, Mr./Mrs. Userpage Criticizer. Very well, time to get down to business.
<<insert name here>> That's what she said.
<Jimee> Shut up before I fuckin' beat the shit out of you.
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<JohnJohnWill47> I likee babee,
<LadyZim> Oh yeah, sexy. Wanna see a video?
<JohnJohnWill47> YES.
<LadyZim> Oh, yeah? Just let me borrow my son's laptop...
<LadyZim> That's strange... he's on a chat too.
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