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<insert name here> has joined the chat!: <<insert name here>> Hello!; <<insert name here>> Hellooo ...; <<insert name here>> ...; <Piefan29> ...; <<insert name here>> Finally, someone to talk to! So wasup?; <Piefan29> Dw u liek pie; <<insert name here>> Huh? What?; <Piefan29> Дu чц likёё pie??; <<insert name here>> Are you asking me if I like pie?; <Piefan29> .du u?; <Piefan29> iets a simpul qstin; <<insert name here>> Yeah, I guess. What's your deal man?; <Piefan29> Whatt kinnees; <<insert name here>> Apple, cherry, blueberry, boston cream etc.; <Piefan29> etc?; <Piefan29> wht is etc pie?; <<insert name here>> etc. means continued; <<insert name here>> Are you okay in the head?; <Piefan29> Il asc ta qstins here !
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<insert name here> has joined the chat!: <<insert name here>> Anyone here? I just had a chat with a nutbag in another room.; <<insert name here>> ...; <Piefan29> u meen me; <<insert name here>> No way mate, faff off out of here!
Piefan29 has dropped the chat.: <<insert name here>> Anyone normal here??; <Hax0r!> Greetings n00b.; <<insert name here>> Yes I am a chat virgin, but I'm keen to learn. Be gentle.; <Hax0r!> Im gonna give you a virus ...; <<insert name here>> That would be an unlucky first experience.; <Hax0r!> A virus, to your computer. I'm sending it now.; <<insert name here>> You don't have my IP you dipshit, plus I have a Firewall!; <Hax0r!> LMAO Windows firewall is more fragile than a decade old condom.; <<insert name here>> I dare you to show a real pic of your face and give me your address. I'll pound your face in, and not in the fun way.
Hax0r! has dropped the chat.: <JonathanRight> He is gone, everyone!; <GodofGodofWar> Yay!; <CottonEyedTim> Nice going!; <Devon137> Yahoo! We are free to chat again!; <<insert name here>> Rock and roll ... I am a hero?!; <SexyBitch14> You cunt! Hax0r was my boyfriend!; <Devon137> Hah! :D; <<insert name here>> : ); <CottonEyedTim> Who would be that creep's girlfriend?; <SexyBitch14> Now that I'm single, I'm looking for a new boyfriend. I'm only 14 but a really mature 14.; <Devon137> ...
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<insert name here> has joined the chat!: <Canadiangurl12> heyy! 18 year old female from Utah here! you?; <<insert name here>> Hello! Wait is this real, or some hairy old man in their mom's basement trying to get my credit card numbers and my social security number?; <Canadiangurl12> Oh I'm real ... and barely legal.; <Canadiangurl12> Do you have Whatsapp?; <<insert name here>> Americans don't use Whatsapp. Who are you really?; <Canadiangurl12> Okay I actually am a hairy old man in my mother's basement. But people say I'm adorable. I can send you a dickpic. It's tastefully shot.
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<insert name here> has joined the chat!: <<insert name here>> Hi; <Canadiangurl12> Okay if you don't want my dickpic could you send me one of yours?
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<insert name here> has joined the chat!: <<insert name here>> Are you normal; <Masterdebator4> Yeah. You?; <<insert name here>> Yeah; <Masterdebator4> How's your day?; <<insert name here>> Good yours?; <Masterdebator4> Good too thanks; <<insert name here>> ...; <Masterdebator4> ...; <<insert name here>> Did you just finish work?; <Masterdebator4> Yeah, just got home.; <<insert name here>> ...; <Masterdebator4> ...; <<insert name here>> ...; <Masterdebator4> And you?; <<insert name here>> No I don't work on Mondays; <Masterdebator4> Ahhh; <<insert name here>> Yeah I work Tuesday to Saturday with one rotating extra days off a month; <Masterdebator4> Huh; <<insert name here>> How about you?; <Masterdebator4> Me what?; <<insert name here>> What's your work week like?; <Masterdebator4> Do you really care?; <<insert name here>> Uhh ... not really
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<insert name here> has joined the chat!: <SoulRocker2> So nice to be in a non-sexual room; <Hamsta56> Yeah, just want to talk about football; <DerpdeDerp> Yeah, I'm a big packers fan; <SoulRocker2> Get out me too; <<insert name here>> I'm a cheesehead.; <Canadiangurl12> has uploaded a picture deleted by this server, reason: likely dickpic
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<insert name here> has joined the chat!: <Myndeh> hey; <<insert name here>> Hey I'm an accountant from Milwaukee; <Myndeh> No way. I'm an apprentice accountant from Milwaukee; <<insert name here>> Get out I work for McGarnigle and Finneston; <Myndeh> I just started there yesterday. I'm Sandra the intern in auditing.; <<insert name here>> Not sure I've met you yet.; <Myndeh> People there are so nice. And so attractive! I probably shouldn't tell you this but I have a huge crush on the assistant director of accounts payable.; <<insert name here>> Oh really?; <Myndeh> I know he is married but he is so hawt I would murder his wife just to be able to blow him.; <<insert name here>> Ehhh ... I'm the assistant director of accounts payable.; <Myndeh> No way. I'm so embarassed. Unless, maybe you want your wife gotten ride of and a blowjob?; <<insert name here>> I've screenshot this. You are so fired; <Myndeh> No please, I really need this job. Also, I'm already on the sex offender list, so if I get fired that's me straight to a Wisonsin jail. It's so cold there.; <<insert name here>> Fine just don't do it again
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<insert name here> has joined the chat!: <SexyBitch14> has sent a blurry picture; <insert name here> Eeeeewe. That's a dickpic. And it's a tiny stump of one. Hahahaha. You have a micropenis!!!
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<insert name here> has joined the chat!: <<insert name here>> Hello; <JustinBieber> Hello; <<insert name here>> Are you really Justin Bieber?; <JustinBieber> Of course I am!; <JustinBieber> Could an impostor of me do this:; <JustinBieber> sings a super gay song; <PeanutEminems> OMG! IT IS THE REAL JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!!
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<insert name here> has joined the chat!: <Dr.Ikaru001> I'm selling discounted viagara.; <<insert name here>> But I don't need viagara. I get hard in seconds.; <Dr.Ikaru001> But it's discounted!; <<insert name here>> Yeah, but I don't need it.; <Dr.Ikaru001> But you're missing out on a great deal; <<insert name here>> Dude, move on, not interested.; <Dr.Ikaru001> Coke?; <<insert name here>> Ehhh ... I have a good dealer.; <Dr.Ikaru001> Really, how much a gram?; <<insert name here>> Pfff ... grams? I buy by the kilo. From a South American importer directly.; <Dr.Ikaru001> OMG this conversation never happened.; <<insert name here>> Damn right. If he finds out you're trying to undercut his business, he will kill you.
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<insert name here> has joined the chat!: <KittenHuffer64> Hey, do u no any kitens i can huff?; <<insert name here>> Kitten Huffing? That's uncyclopedia shit from almost two decades ago. That stopped being funny before you were probably even born.; <Bobjeff> Well ... I dunno ... I think it's still kinda funny I guess.
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<insert name here> has joined the chat!: <Jimee> Well, hello thar! Check out my awesome Userpage!; <<insert name here>> :-/; <Jimee> What, you're not impressed? I worked on it for the better part of two hours.; <<insert name here>> Your mom lasted the better part of two hours.; <Jimee> Wow, a mom joke. Soooooooo witty, this one. Okay, so I can see that looks alone aren't gonna impress you, Mr./Mrs. Userpage Criticizer. Very well, time to get down to business.; <<insert name here>> That's what she said.
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Scenegurl has joined the chat!: <Scenegurl> hi check out my myspace page; <<insert name here>> Ehh ... it's the 21st century. We are in the third decade of it.; <Scenegurl> well i do have a facebook you could friend me on; <<insert name here>> No one uses Facebook anymore.; <Scenegurl> snapchat?; <<insert name here>> Lame.; <Scenegurl> discord?; <<insert name here>> I'm not joining that website full of weebs.; <Scenegurl> wanna buy some discount viagara?
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<insert name here> has joined the chat!: <JohnJohnWill47> I likee babee,; <LadyZim> Oh yeah, sexy. Wanna see a video?; <JohnJohnWill47> YES.; <LadyZim> Oh, yeah? Just let me borrow my son's laptop ...; <LadyZim> That's strange ... he's on a chat too.; <JohnJohnWill47> ...
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