User:Procopius/Ego Boosters

Some stuff people have given to me:

Featured Article: Defender of the Clown

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Featured Article: HowTo:Write A Cover Letter

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Featured Article: New Hampshire Merchant Cat

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Featured Article: Third Epistle to the Thessalonians

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Featured Article: Blackbeard Catering Company

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	Noob of the Moment August 2006

(Stumbles up to the podium) Oh my god! (Sniffles) Oh my god, this is so unexpected! Oh, thank you so much. So many people to thank -- MoneySign for the great script, Mrthejazz, InfiniteMonkey, Hindleyite, §ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ, Sikon and Electrified Mocha Chinchilla for the Feature Noms, Sir Cornbread for the NOTM nom (orchestra begins playing) And Zim for the UnNews! And everyone who voted for me! And Mom and Dad! And Jesus! And . . . (Accountants from Price Waterhouse gang tackle Procopius, drag him off stage).

Poet Lowrate

This person is the winner of the Poo Lit Surprise, which they won for their article: HowTo:Write A Cover Letter

On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

THIS USER VOTES WISELY They voted for me. And I didn't even have to bribe them. Thanks for voting for my Grue's Clues article. -- emc

emc has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.