User:Sir Cornbread

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This user only speaks those African clicky noises because it was a required course in school.
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This f****r speaks Español heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Igpay Atinlay whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
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This user does not speak Texan and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Texan speakers.
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This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.
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This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.
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This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
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This user is a proud boy and wields a penis happy stick.
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This user is cooler than you.
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This user is on vacation, sabbatical, administrative leave, or is otherwise goofing off with the knowledge and/or consent of the Admins. Or, more likely, they've buggered off without saying boo to anyone. Their expected date of return is not too long. If you're lonely, or you miss them, leave a message.



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This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!


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This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!



You, <insert name here>, have reached the userpage of Sir Cornbread, the man and the legend.


Vive Le Cornbread!!


Leave messages here.


My Featured Articles[edit | edit source]


Other Articles I Created[edit | edit source]

-What will I write next...?

UnNews Articles[edit | edit source]

My Top 10 Favorites (That I didn't write)[edit | edit source]

  1. Nihilism
  2. Redundancy
  3. Kitten Huffing
  4. Writer's Block
  5. Grue
  6. Sexual innuendo
  7. Random Humor
  8. Alliteration
  9. Fisher Price: A Retrospective
  10. Niggers

Awards And Stuff[edit | edit source]

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They voted for me. And I didn't even have to bribe them.
Thanks for the vote for Writer of the Month. I've been waiting for this for months now...it's probably the thing I most wanted out of my time here. Bradaphraser


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Thanks for being nice to my son. Normally people just kick him in the shin and fill him with balloons. I know I do.



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Hey, congratulations!!!
For voting for DiZ as Author of the Month , DiZ has awarded you by killing a martyr in your name! Don't feel guilty, he didn't pay his taxes anyways.
-- DiZ the Great








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Roger The Bum's Honorary Quarter
This person has been awarded a Honorary Quarter by Roger The Bum for guessing that RTB|Sleep was really Roger_The_Bum in disguise. Congratulations. --Roger The Bum









This shocking photo may be the reason why the former President's rise from the dead was kept secret, as he may have been accidentally re-re-born as a british citizen
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The apple juice is Ape-Shit Crazy, and reigns champion at the zoo.
If you attempt to suffocate this  you will (in a most unimpressed manner) become Ape-Shit Crazy yourself, or the editors at Uncyclopedia might eat your liver.


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