User:Sir Cornbread

Commander of the Order Second Lieutenant This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians) ego This user is a deluded egomaniac. ego This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference. This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper. us N This user is a native speaker of American English. us N rh N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour. rh N ac E This user only speaks those African clicky noises because it was a required course in school. ac E <div style="border: 0; background:#ffff00 </noinclude; "> <table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 style="margin: 0 auto; min-height:45px; width:100%; border:1px solid #ffff00 </noinclude; background:#ffff00 </noinclude>; ">
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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Dumbass.

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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Fuckhead.

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This user does not understand Asshat (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

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This user does not speak Texan and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Texan speakers.

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This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.

This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.

This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

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This user is cooler than you.

This user is either a monarch or a megalomaniac.

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You, <insert name here>, have reached the userpage of Sir Cornbread, the man and the legend.

Vive Le Cornbread!!

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My Featured Articles

• Rap - Featured July 31, 2006!
• The Putz Who Stole Hanukkah - Featured October 28, 2006!

Other Articles I Created

• Hermaphrodite -Quasi-Featured. Twice.
• Ape-Shit Crazy - And the Template
• Anti-Grue
• Spellcheck
• Thais
• Unoriginality
• Yao Ming

-What will I write next...?

UnNews Articles

• UnNews:Gandhi Indicated In Doping Scandal
• UnNews:Jesus Sues Mel Gibson For Plagiarism
• UnNews:God Dealt To Yankees At Trade Deadline
• UnNews:Castro Dies, Granted Sainthood By Catholic Church

My Top 10 Favorites (That I didn't write)

1. Nihilism
2. Redundancy
3. Kitten Huffing
4. Writer's Block
5. Grue
6. Sexual innuendo
7. Random Humor
8. Alliteration
9. Fisher Price: A Retrospective
10. Niggers

Awards And Stuff

Second Lieutenant

Hinoa has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Bradaphraser has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

emc has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

THIS USER VOTES WISELY They voted for me. And I didn't even have to bribe them. Thanks for the vote for Writer of the Month. I've been waiting for this for months now...it's probably the thing I most wanted out of my time here. -- Bradaphraser

Mrs. Fundlebuggy sends you a big pie and a warm welcome! Thanks for being nice to my son. Normally people just kick him in the shin and fill him with balloons. I know I do.

Hey, congratulations!!! For voting for DiZ as Author of the Month , DiZ has awarded you by killing a martyr in your name! Don't feel guilty, he didn't pay his taxes anyways. -- DiZ the Great

You have won the coveted Bucket of Piss award. I would congratulate you, but this isn't anything to be proud about.

Gert5 has awarded you floppy cake! Floppies are easy to transparentize, as they are square.