User:Sir Cornbread

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ac-This user only speaks those African clicky noises because it was a required course in school.

es-This f****r speaks Español heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

il-Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Igpay Atinlay whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

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fh-1This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Fuckhead.

ah-0This user does not understand Asshat and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

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This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
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This user is on vacation, sabbatical, administrative leave, or is otherwise goofing off with the knowledge and/or consent of the Admins. Or, more likely, they've buggered off without saying boo to anyone. Their expected date of return is not too long. If you're lonely, or you miss them, leave a message.

You, <insert name here>, have reached the userpage of Sir Cornbread, the man and the legend.

Vive Le Cornbread!!

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My Featured Articles[edit]

Other Articles I Created[edit]

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My Top 10 Favorites (That I didn't write)[edit]

  1. Nihilism
  2. Redundancy
  3. Kitten Huffing
  4. Writer's Block
  5. Grue
  6. Sexual innuendo
  7. Random Humor
  8. Alliteration
  9. Fisher Price: A Retrospective
  10. Niggers

Awards And Stuff[edit]

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Thanks for being nice to my son. Normally people just kick him in the shin and fill him with balloons. I know I do.

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-- DiZ the Great

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