User:Sir Cornbread

Commander of the Order Second Lieutenant This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians) ego This user is a deluded egomaniac. ego This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference. This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper. us N This user is a native speaker of American English. us N rh N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour. rh N ac E This user only speaks those African clicky noises because it was a required course in school. ac E es P This fucker speaks Español heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. es P il A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Igpay Atinlay whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. il A du 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Dumbass. du 3 fh 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Fuckhead. fh 1 ah 0 This user does not understand Asshat (or understands it with considerable difficulties). ah 0 tx G This user does not speak Texan and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Texan speakers. tx G This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in. This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams. This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo. ♂ This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. ♂ Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW! Meow! This user is cooler than you. This user is either a monarch or a megalomaniac. |} Featured Article: Rap This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?! Featured Article: The Putz Who Stole Hanukkah This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?! You, <insert name here>, have reached the userpage of Sir Cornbread, the man and the legend. Vive Le Cornbread!! Leave messages here. My Featured Articles Rap - Featured July 31, 2006! The Putz Who Stole Hanukkah - Featured October 28, 2006! Other Articles I Created Hermaphrodite -Quasi-Featured. Twice. Ape-Shit Crazy - And the Template Anti-Grue Spellcheck Thais Unoriginality Yao Ming -What will I write next...? UnNews Articles UnNews:Gandhi Indicated In Doping Scandal UnNews:Jesus Sues Mel Gibson For Plagiarism UnNews:God Dealt To Yankees At Trade Deadline UnNews:Castro Dies, Granted Sainthood By Catholic Church My Top 10 Favorites (That I didn't write) Nihilism Redundancy Kitten Huffing Writer's Block Grue Sexual innuendo Random Humor Alliteration Fisher Price: A Retrospective Niggers Awards And Stuff Second Lieutenant THIS USER VOTES WISELY They voted for me. And I didn't even have to bribe them. Thanks for the vote for Writer of the Month. I've been waiting for this for months now...it's probably the thing I most wanted out of my time here. -- Bradaphraser Mrs. Fundlebuggy sends you a big pie and a warm welcome! Thanks for being nice to my son. Normally people just kick him in the shin and fill him with balloons. I know I do. Hey, congratulations!!! For voting for DiZ as Author of the Month , DiZ has awarded you by killing a martyr in your name! Don't feel guilty, he didn't pay his taxes anyways. -- DiZ the Great You have won the coveted Bucket of Piss award. I would congratulate you, but this isn't anything to be proud about. Gert5 has awarded you floppy cake! Floppies are easy to transparentize, as they are square.