Soft drink
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A soft drink (also known as soda, pop, tonic, lolly water, and liquid snap) is a dangerous substance that could induce 'sobering down'. This dangerous condition can cause heightening of fear, inability to talk like a Tang, and makes women appear as ugly as they are. Such drinks need to be consumed with love, or preferably with Molson Canadian.
The lack of alcohol in a soft drink makes it safe for consumption, while the carbonated bubbles enhance the taste and make it superior to such noxious substances such as Kool-Aid.
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