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The 13th Poo Lit Surprise writing competition begins on the 26th of April. There will be a total of five judges for this PLS, and I've offered one spot to Dawg since he is generously funding this whole train wreck.

So, we need four more judges. Please note that judges this year will be required to judge all entries to all categories rather than all entries of a particular category. The ideal candidates will have no friends, no life, and be semi-literate. If this sounds like you then please sign your name below to be considered for judgeryship. Tenured users and administrators will be given priority. --EMC [TALK] 20:39 Apr 21 2013

Sign up here

  • I know that this is technically not necessary (since I'm mentioned above), but I'd like to officially accept my position as a judge of the highly respected Poo Lit Surprise writing competition. I also happen to closely match the requirements above for an ideal candidate (no friends, no life, and semi-literate) and I'm a bureaucrat (lazy admin). We've been looking forward to this competition for a while, and I'm glad to have the opportunity to fund the first free (as in freedom) PLS in years. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2013.04.22.00:41
  • I promise to be neutral, especially to those that give me monies. :P Count me in. Talk Mattsnow 04:02, 22 April 2013 (UTC) can't do it, sorry Talk Mattsnow 16:20, 25 April 2013 (UTC)
  • I am... uh... I promise to... eh... I don't know... I'm a nice guy? All rise for Acmed2 (talk) 11:16, 22 April 2013 (UTC)
  • Yes I will do this. Wait, semi-literate? I thought that said semi-illiterate. Oh well, too late now. King-john.png How can my WeinribŽ be this cute?King-john.png 16:00, 22 April 2013 (UTC)
  • I've been coming here for years and I've never created an account because I can't write (I think Oscar Wilde said that). I did once say something hilarious on the Facebook page though. I'll fill the last space if no-one more deserving comes along because I need to practice my reading.Stetho
  • I will judge just in case User: Idol (season 12) gets deleted.-Kamek99
  • I will judge because I can't write during it. I have too much baseball.  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 20:22 4.23.13
  • I will judge any category I want. As long as I become judge for this first competition to win MONEY! GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Pinoy CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 09:20, 25 April 2013 (UTC)
  • I will eat up some of YOUR BRAIN. As long as I become judge for this first competition to win MONEY! User:Mrbanme/sig 09:20, 25 April 1989 (UTC)
  • Me? Sign me up! MEEEAAARGHHHHH?!!!! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 18:21, 25 April, 2013 (UTC)
  • For A Splode'in my chances of winning!-Macklemore, the guy who thinks thrift shops are fucking awesome
  • Yesterday I was dead drunk when my so-called wife went on IRC posing as me and said I would do it. So, I will do it! -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 04:54, 26 April 2013 (UTC)
  • Hi, I was told to write my name down here. Legoktm (talk) 15:34, 26 April 2013 (UTC)