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Mother's milk, I just thought of something. I was writing pretty good stuff into my beet masturbation page, trying to improve it way up building around the core of the thing, thinking if it was too racy for.....that WTF -- we have a warning label! We are officially XXX rated if we want to be. No, we can't have pictures of tits and penis's and things that bump in the night, but we can write anything we want and have it featured if the damn thing is good enough. We can do erotic writing here now, and get it featured. If it's good enough. I'm improving mine, and I hope it gets good enough for the ones who've forgotten we have an warning label now. Woo woo. Erotica, we can have contests, we can have contests! With the quality of the writers....holy fuck, Sog! I want to read a Sog erotica!!!....we can have the best satirical site on the web in addition to the best written erotic site on the web, and I think if we go full-scale comedy-based erotica then having a warning label is alright. Woo woo. Aleister 19:13 1-1-'13

p.s. and by erotica I mean really good stuff, not just somebody running by spaying "fuckity fuck fuck" on a wall, keep that stuff on user pages, but first-class satirical erotica written by some of the best satirical writers on the web. Alone or in collabs. Oh Jesus, what if The Thinker comes back or a page or two? The others! Consider the others, Dr. Strange -- ohfuck, we can feature Gay Jesus now!!!!! Aleister 19:40
So people can still masturbate? And we don't lose traffic? YES <3 --Sir Peasewhizz de New York (Chat) (Stalk?) 19:43, January 1, 2013 (UTC)
Oh jeez, I didn't think of Kamek. Hmmmmm. How do we keep the erotica of good quality. Kamek would be writing and nomming ten a day, when if he polished one for even as long as a week (jeez) it might be a masterpiece. /knocks Kamek aside head Aleister 19:50 1-1-1-1-1
p.s.s. and the warning template when we come to the site, just winging it here with some thoughts, imnho that's got to be given an overhaul. The immature template doesn't work with a quality site. A buddy of mine, Mike, when he saw the site label a month or so ago suggested we have the entrance button on the forehead of Oscar Wilde. Best idea I've heard or thought of, what to you think? The warning notice should probably evolve, why don't we all do a collab on it? Too much in one long post, I'm outta here. Al minutes later
My new years resolution is to lay back on nominations. Now succumb to the disco and vote.--Sir Peasewhizz de New York (Chat) (Stalk?) 22:46, January 1, 2013 (UTC)

Later: Much of what I wrote above isn't a good idea. I was thinking and writing with the image of the best writers writing encyclopedic satirical erotica, and how interesting that would be. But we'd have to QVFD lots of the worse stuff. Rule one would have to be used to a large degree. I'll still suggest we redo the opening censorship template, and my buddy Mike's idea of working a large Oscar Wilde photo in there and people have to push on his forehead in order to "accept" the warning and move into the site. And I still think Gay Jesus as well as it's talk page ought to become two separate features. Some of this forum might be stupid and not funny. Aleister 23:09 1-1-'13

I think the only writer who could produce erotica here was the Great Dame. Perhaps she is working on a colour chart somewhere in the middle of America. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:36, January 1, 2013 (UTC)

Contests for erotica and adult, controversial humor? Hmm... --Lord Scofield Stark 15:41, January 2, 2013 (UTC)

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First draft

This really needs a response, so I am opening up this old discussion like a wound. When Aleister tells me to do things, I do them, even if it includes putting my head in a cliff, or jumping off an oven. So I wrote this today while people came to look at my apartment. What I really want, in terms of a reaction, is that you all donate more sperm. Mama wants some sugar in her sugar bowl. Well what else are you going to put in there? Leverage (talk) 21:18, 11 January 2013 (UTC)