User:EricIsOnFire

	Noob of the Moment November 2012

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	Uncyclopedian of the Month January 2013

	Writer of the Month March 2013

“Kamek98 has made many fantastic images, at least two of which I have made love to on at least nineteen occasions. My genitals ache for them every single evening and someday they will make my dreams come true and love me! Also Olipro sucks balls.”

~ Chief on images I made or stole.

Thy Rules

Girls.

Do this.

Important Templates

This user's real age is: 25 years, 10 months and 30 days.

This user has been blocked 11 times.

100 This user has written 100 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities. 100

My edits:

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 12 years,  1 month and 23 days.

Designated Poopsmith This user is designated an official scooper-jocky for VFD . Pity them.

IC This user is a member of Imperial Colonization. IC

This user is right-handed. In Latin, they would be Dexter.

This user is straight, and only desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak!

This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as they can throw it… but nonetheless use it on a daily basis.

This user hates you and everyone you care about.

This user fucking loves My Chemical Romance, and wishes to join The Black Parade.

This user loves Gerard Way , and does think he looks pretty walking down the street in the best damn dress he owns.

… This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. …

♂ This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. ♂

This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

My Features

Below is a list of featured content that was written/rewritten by me. Whatever necessary is included next to them. The feature date is also included. The score is also included. In order of date featured.

2012

2012 Total Features: 2

1. Why?:Your cat died
   FEATURED DECEMBER 13TH, 2012
   Written by Me
   15/1
2. Yellow Turban Rebellion
   FEATURED DECEMBER 27TH, 2012
   Written by Me
   9/0

2013

2013 Total Features: 6.5

1. I want a cookie
   FEATURED JANUARY 17TH, 2013
   Written by Me
   11/0
2. Gerard Way
   FEATURED JANUARY 24TH, 2013
   Written by Me
   13/1
3. Perfect Square
   FEATURED JANUARY 28TH, 2013
   Written by Me
   11/1
4. Amnesia: The Dark Descent
   FEATURED FEBRUARY 10TH, 2013
   Written by Me
   13/4
5. Reasonable doubt
   FEATURED APRIL 13TH, 2013
   Written by Me
   8.5/0
6. Don't judge a book by its cover
   FEATURED APRIL 29TH, 2013
   Written by Me
   12/5
7. Phone sex
   FEATURED JUNE 1ST, 2013
   Written by Me and Leverage
   8/0

2014

2014 Total Features: 1.5

1. Assassin's Creed
   FEATURED FEBRUARY 3RD, 2014
   Written by Me
   9/0
2. Firesheep
   FEATURED OCTOBER 4, 2014
   Written by Me, Nikau, and Bizzeebeever
   10/1

2015

2015 Total Features: 1

1. Qin Shi Huang
   FEATURED JANUARY 25th, 2015
   Written by Me
   7/0

2017

2017 Total Features: 1

1. PANIC! at the Disco
   FEATURED MARCH 9TH, 2017
   Written by Me
   6/1 (Top 10 2017)

My Bot

OH! THE FUCK DID YOU JUST QUESTION? You don't know who my bot is? Are you on drugs?!!! IT'S THE SLENDERMAN!!! DUH!

SLENDERMAN ^talk (Currently following you)

Dumbass. Jk I love you...