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You guys in the West have it all so easy. Regularly paved roads. Efficient, even overzealous policing. Cars with more than a hundred and fifty horsepower, and without horses even pulling them! Sure, your people moan about carbon emissions and speed cameras, but it is doubtful that if you tried your tricks in a land with no speed limits, no roads, and a ninety-nine percent fatality rate, that you would achieve anywhere near the same levels of success. The city's quirks allow our hardened, alpha males' driving qualities to shine much brighter than those of your pesky boy racers. The veritable war zone element of some of the traffic makes those with courage shine — your average bankers would not last twenty minutes out here. (See more...)
Haha is our featured UnVoyager of the Moment. He is the writer of the much-beloved guides to California and New Jersey, the two most appreciated and least despised states in the Good O'l USA. Read them before you even think of setting foot there.
When he's not writing for UnVoyage, Haha enjoys walking the width and breadth of the country, using his brains and brawn to stop the wicked and protect the weak, like Jack Reacher, except not as blonde.
So far, we've written 39 guides and counting. Write something new and watch the number go up. You should probably read the following pages before you start writing your own guide:
Who knows, you might become the next Hunter S. Thompson. Minus the part at the end when he killed himself. Don't do that.
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