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Symbol keep vote.svg DO...

For nominators: DO...

  1. Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
  2. Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer, Jon Hamm style!
  3. Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
  4. Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
  5. Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.
  6. Only nominate one article per nomination. Subpages don't count.
  7. Please keep joke nominations at the bottom. Joke nominations are indicated by this template.

For voters: DO...

  1. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
  2. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a #, like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
  3. Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.

For Administrators: DO...

  • Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
  • Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
  • Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.
Symbol delete vote.svg DON'T...
  • Revert administrators.
  • Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
  • Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
  • Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. Violators will receive a free 1-day ban. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like VFD-padlock.png THIS to indicate that they have been kept.

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Pages for Deletion

New entries will be at the bottom of this page.

UnGames:Tic_Tac_Toe

Score: -3 possible combinations
Elapsed Time: 1455 hours
Keep (4)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. No need to delete it, but I think this game could be implemented using JavaScript. Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif 03:31, 19 October 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Same. Alula.gifAlula.gif 11:50, 2 November 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep., but rework it. ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown ๐Ÿ‚ โ˜€๏ธ 20:51, 29 November 2025 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep, but rework  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 19:45, 2 December 2025 (UTC)
Delete (1)

NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. Never has been finished, in fact, there is like, 19683 possible combinations in tic tac toe that is kinda time consuming if we just did every possible tic-tac-toe combination for each page. I'm sure there are better ways to do this, you know... GlitchyZorua ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸฆŠ (give floofy hug) 23:21, 7 October 2025 (UTC)

Comments

I think I could finish it. I have pretty much nothing to do all day. Soviet (talk) 15:31, 9 October 2025 (UTC)

@Soviet: you wanna make over 255168 pages? then go ahead gergdown, eh (talk) 20:19, 9 October 2025 (UTC)

Referee

Score: -1.5 striped shirts
Elapsed Time: 1317 hours
Keep (2.5)

I think it's alright, could use with some polishing up here and there but it's excellent conceptually. โ„๏ธSystemPhantom, with a ๐Ÿpear for you! (talk)โ„๏ธ 05:06, 20 October 2025 (UTC)

Symbol opinion vote.svg I think Not bad. Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif 01:36, 2 November 2025 (UTC)

Symbol keep vote.svg Keep, but rewrite  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 19:47, 2 December 2025 (UTC)

Delete (1)

Not very funny, hell i might even rewrite this if it gets deleted ๐Ÿ‘ปCUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire ๐Ÿ‘ป14:37 12 7 '25 16:52, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

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Zoo

Score: -1 asploded animals
Elapsed Time: 764 hours
Keep (3)
Delete (2)

I get what this article is supposed to be, like, look like its written by a child and shit but its done so badly. GlitchyZorua ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸฆŠ (give floofy hug) 18:02, 5 November 2025 (UTC)

Comments

Cnorris.png I'm Chuck Norris, and I have an opinion about this article. eh, it can stay... it's just not great. ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown ๐Ÿ‚ โ˜€๏ธ 00:38, 6 November 2025 (UTC)

Error messages

Score: 2 lazy bums who didn't change the score text
Elapsed Time: 349 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Gimmick articles can be funny  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 20:02, 2 December 2025 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. Once again; should be a redirect to Error message. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 00:40, 23 November 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown ๐Ÿ‚ โ˜€๏ธ 03:33, 29 November 2025 (UTC)
  3. Crazy? They called me crazy once. Alula.gifAlula.gif 11:28, 6 December 2025 (UTC)
Comments

HowTo:Abduct children

Score: 3 lazy bums who didn't change the score text
Elapsed Time: 332 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Not Quite Legal Preteenage pictures showing their first time to go fully nude already does the same joke but better. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 17:48, 23 November 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 20:05, 2 December 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Alula.gifAlula.gif 11:32, 6 December 2025 (UTC)
Comments

UnPoetia:Pokemon Girls

Score: 2.5 caught "all"s
Elapsed Time: 325 hours
Keep (0.5)

Symbol abstain vote.svg weak keep kinda funny. although if I recall correctly weren't a lot of these characters minors...? ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 14:18, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

Delete (3)
  1. What the fuck is this IP shit?Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 01:33, 24 November 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 20:06, 2 December 2025 (UTC)
  3. This is horrible. And you're right Dani, almost all of these characters are minors. Alula.gifAlula.gif 11:36, 6 December 2025 (UTC)
Comments

UnNews:Yankees Remove Curse From New Stadium

Score: -2 suckers
Elapsed Time: 288 hours
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. fixed it a bit. ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown ๐Ÿ‚ โ˜€๏ธ 21:59, 27 November 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 20:08, 2 December 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Alula.gifAlula.gif 11:38, 6 December 2025 (UTC)
Delete (1)

Yankeessuck small2.jpg THIS SUCKS! it's orphaned, and the only funny part is the image. keep that, i'll do something with it. Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 14:18, 25 November 2025 (UTC)

Comments

HowTo:Start a New Uncyclopedia

Score: 3 linguists
Elapsed Time: 209 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Nom.gif Nom. no idea what this is for.seems like a really useless Page for me. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 20:46, 28 November 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg 2005cruft. Alula.gifAlula.gif 11:39, 6 December 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ancient stub --Dame Fish on skates CUN 02:17, 7 December 2025 (UTC)
Comments

Userfy or move to HowTo. Either way, it can't stay in mainspace. --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 03:22, 29 November 2025 (UTC)

I just moved it. This section is no longer necessary since the page does not exist anymore.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 20:10, 2 December 2025 (UTC)

@Fenris2010: regardless of the name, I still think it should be deleted because it's too stubby and crappy of an article, so I'm not removing this section. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 01:53, 3 December 2025 (UTC)

LOL WUT

Score: -1 pears
Elapsed Time: 137 hours
Keep (4)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. it may be outdated, but i always thought it was pretty funny and looked kinda nice... ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown ๐Ÿ‚ โ˜€๏ธ 23:11, 1 December 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 20:14, 2 December 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. GlitchyZorua ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸฆŠ (give floofy hug) 01:46, 3 December 2025 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg WHAT YOU SAY? Oแ‘ญรถแ”‘แ”‘แ™€แ™ OPOSSUMSIG.gif Squaw Dee is Santa's ninth reindeer! (๐’ฆ๐“‡๐’ถ๐“‚๐“…๐“Š๐“ˆ ๐’ฎ๐“Š๐’ธ๐“€๐“ˆ โ„ณ๐“Ž ๐’ฒ๐’พโ„ฏ๐“ƒโ„ฏ๐“‡) 14:41, 5 December 2025 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. LOL WUT is right. this sucks. Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK!Sun-asplode.gif 20:59, 1 December 2025 (UTC)
  2. I already tried to nominate this article for deletion, but it failed. Maybe this time I'll see this mess of an article deleted. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 21:10, 1 December 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I still think this article kinda sucks. Alula.gifAlula.gif 09:36, 3 December 2025 (UTC)
Comments

just because its a dead meme doesnt mean its eligible for deletion. its a time capsule to see what humor was like in the past. GlitchyZorua ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸฆŠ (give floofy hug) 14:36, 5 December 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: a pretty-okay zana article, at that. ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown ๐Ÿ‚ โ˜€๏ธ 14:50, 5 December 2025 (UTC)
@Gergdown: it's more of a meh article if you ask me. sure it's pretty but it barely has any content besides the images and colorful background. It's style over substance. That's why I believe it should be deleted. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 15:12, 5 December 2025 (UTC)
also GlitchyZorua the meme being old has nothing to do with why I believe it should be deleted. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 15:13, 5 December 2025 (UTC)

UnBooks:Cookbook/Urinal Cakes

Score: 1 toilet ducks
Elapsed Time: 44 hours
Keep (1)
  1. it can stay but should probably be rewritten/expanded --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:19, 5 December 2025 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 17:53, 5 December 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! Alula.gifAlula.gif 11:42, 6 December 2025 (UTC)
Comments

A story built one template at a time

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 27 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Lock. Better late than never, i suppose? Anyway, this page is just template spam. There's no story whatsoever. Alula.gifAlula.gif 11:18, 6 December 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Lock. yeah. also, isn't there a page that's basically just this? ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown ๐Ÿ‚ โ˜€๏ธ 14:17, 6 December 2025 (UTC)
Comments

Mite

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 4 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (1)
  1. Nom.gif Nom. too short. also made by the error messages IP, as evidenced by its fancy (albeit unnecessary) layout. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 10:04, 7 December 2025 (UTC)
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