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For nominators: DO...

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... Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer.
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... Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
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... Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
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For Administrators: DO...

... Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
... Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
... Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
... Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.

DON'T...

... Revert administrators.
... Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
... Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
... Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. Violators will receive a free 1-day ban. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like THIS to indicate that they have been kept.

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Obnoxious Plastic

Score: -2.5 Elapsed Time: 642 hours
Keep (3.5)	Ehh... I've seen a lot worse survive VFDݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 00:04, 10 October 2024 (UTC) Keep. MrX blow me 22:54, 11 October 2024 (UTC) Keep. It can be better. 09:09, 25 October 2024 (UTC) Keep. Not that bad. 20:24, 25 October 2024 (UTC)
Delete (1)	Radioactive! Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 00:47, 9 October 2024 (UTC)
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Score: -0.5 Elapsed Time: 641 hours
Keep (2.5)	Keep. MrX blow me 22:53, 11 October 2024 (UTC) Keep. Nacky (talk) 19:58, 15 October 2024 (UTC) I guess. 20:25, 25 October 2024 (UTC)
Delete (2)	Zombiebaron. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 02:02, 9 October 2024 (UTC) delete This are rubbish. mAttlobster. (hello) 19:39, 15 October 2024 (UTC)
Comments	It have potentials. Nacky (talk) 19:58, 15 October 2024 (UTC)

Score: 4 Elapsed Time: 597 hours
Keep (1)	I often use this shortcut instead of UN:VFD. 13:36, 3 November 2024 (UTC)
Delete (5)	For. Probably one of the funniest things I've read in a while. DaniPine3 (talk) 22:08, 10 October 2024 (UTC) Yes. Feature this now! ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 22:18, 10 October 2024 (UTC) Bless. Definitely feature this! Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 02:21, 11 October 2024 (UTC) Yee. Will this, like make a black hole and destroy the world or something? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 03:37, 14 October 2024 (UTC) Delete this stoned nonsense. 20:26, 25 October 2024 (UTC)
Comments

Score: 1 Elapsed Time: 72 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (1)	Nom. This sucks! HUFF! ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 18:43, 1 November 2024 (UTC) Huff. yea, it's not that good DaniPine3 (talk) 18:49, 1 November 2024 (UTC) Delete. Silly humor. 13:34, 3 November 2024 (UTC)
Comments	it seems this is a translation of an article in the Portuguese Uncyclopedia (the image in Portuguese kinda gives it away). I'm guessing the joke is funnier if we understood Portuguese. DaniPine3 (talk) 18:49, 1 November 2024 (UTC)

Score: 2 Elapsed Time: 29 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (2)	Facepalm. The article is too old and may not be suitable for QVFD, so it is sent to VFD instead. Silly humor. 13:32, 3 November 2024 (UTC) Huff. Boo! ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 19:14, 4 November 2024 (UTC)
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