Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion

DO...

For nominators: DO...

1. ... Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
2. ... Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer.
3. ... Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
4. ... Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
5. ... Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.

For voters: DO...

1. ... Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
2. ... Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a '#', like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
3. ... Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.

For Administrators: DO...

• ... Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
• ... Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
• ... Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
• ... Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.

DON'T...

• ... Revert administrators.
• ... Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
• ... Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
• ... Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. Violators will receive a free 1-day ban. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like THIS to indicate that they have been kept.

Pages for Deletion

New entries will be at the bottom of this page.

VFD

Score: 3 Elapsed Time: 1272 hours
Keep (2)	I often use this shortcut instead of UN:VFD. 13:36, 3 November 2024 (UTC) moccasins. If this page was deleted, a paradox would be created and the universe would reset or something. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 17:13, 21 November 2024 (UTC)
Delete (5)	For. Probably one of the funniest things I've read in a while. DaniPine3 (talk) 22:08, 10 October 2024 (UTC) Yes. Feature this now! ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 22:18, 10 October 2024 (UTC) Bless. Definitely feature this!  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 02:21, 11 October 2024 (UTC) Yee. Will this, like make a black hole and destroy the world or something? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 03:37, 14 October 2024 (UTC)  Delete this stoned nonsense. 20:26, 25 October 2024 (UTC)
Comments	Fun fact: At least from what I've learnt in my short stay on the Spanish Uncyclopedia, Inciclopedia (I should've stayed there more being a Spaniard myself, but I got comfier on the English version for some reason), those guys actually got to delete the VFD page (there called 'VPB') back when the Uncyclopedias were stil hosted on Wikia, and Wikia became really pissed at them for that. And apparently, according to this forum page I've just found there, the same thing happened again on 2014. So, yeah. DaniPine3 (talk) 17:34, 21 November 2024 (UTC)

Single

Score: 1.5 Elapsed Time: 386 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (1.5)	Delete this stoned nonsense.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 20:12, 16 November 2024 (UTC)  Meh. 11:14, 24 November 2024 (UTC)
Comments

Godzilla vs. Jesus

Score: -1.5 Elapsed Time: 125 hours
Keep (2.5)	Keep. for an article written by an IP, it doesn't seem that bad. it is short, true, but not VFD-worthy - a stub template is more than enough. nor should it be moved to UnNews; where it is seems perfectly fine. DaniPine3 (talk) 17:49, 27 November 2024 (UTC) Yee. I almost qvfd’d this back in the day, but Dani and I decided it was much better than the average IP article. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 22:40, 2 December 2024 (UTC)  Article sounds too chippy.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 01:10, 28 November 2024 (UTC)
Delete (1)	Limp boner. It's exactly what it says on the tin. It's a decent concept but with bad execution. If kept, it should be moved to UnNews. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~Recent ramblings) 17:36, 27 November 2024 (UTC)
Comments

Fat innkeeper worm

Score: 1 Elapsed Time: 52 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (1)	no --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 17:57, 30 November 2024 (UTC)
Comments

Levonia

Score: 1 Elapsed Time: 52 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (1)	no x2 --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 18:07, 30 November 2024 (UTC)
Comments

This page is unavailable because it harmful

Score: 0 Elapsed Time: 2 hours
Keep (1)	The page is a reference to an IP user, 182.6.175.63, who replaced a bunch of pages with “This page is unavailable because it harmful.” [sic] Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 21:51, 2 December 2024 (UTC)
Delete (1)	No. This is an empty category with a bad joke. – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)
Comments	@OPOSSUM: did it have to be a category, though? categories rarely are used for jokes; and when they are, the title of the category is the joke alone, not what's inside the category. Plus, if you're not going to add anything to the category, it's pretty much useless... DaniPine3 (talk) 21:55, 2 December 2024 (UTC) It’s not a category anymore. Not sure why it was in the first place. – Preceding unsigned comment added by OPOSSUM (talk • contribs) @Squaw Dee:@DaniPine3: Screw it, I made it into a userpage. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 22:45, 2 December 2024 (UTC) @OPOSSUM: then this VFD is kinda useless... I'll be archiving it, then. DaniPine3 (talk) 22:46, 2 December 2024 (UTC)