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For nominators: DO...
  1. ... Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
  2. ... Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer.
  3. ... Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
  4. ... Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
  5. ... Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.
For voters: DO...
  1. ... Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
  2. ... Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a '#', like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
  3. ... Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.
For Administrators: DO...
  • ... Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • ... Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
  • ... Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
  • ... Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.
Symbol delete vote.svg DON'T...
  • ... Revert administrators.
  • ... Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
  • ... Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
  • ... Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. Violators will receive a free 1-day ban. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like VFD-padlock.png THIS to indicate that they have been kept.



Pages for Deletion

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Obama and card stacking

Score: -0.5
Elapsed Time: 461 hours
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. There are some references to political terms in there that are actually pretty funny. Not actually that bad of an article.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 18:59, 20 May 2025 (UTC) 18:59, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol neutral vote.svg Don't huff Maybe userfy it until Shabidoo gets off his lazy ass and brings this article up to the level we all expect from him. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:37, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:57, 21 May 2025 (UTC)
Delete (2.5)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. WTF is this article supposed to be? Norb (talk) 17:52, 9 May 2025 (UTC)
  2. High1.png Delete this stoned nonsense. Not really any jokes aside from the premise, which is more just strange than funny anyway. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 14:16, 18 May 2025 (UTC)
  3. Mydixaflopin Limp boner. It has potential, but the prose is extremely poor. If this article wasn't from over a decade ago, I would believe it was written by AI. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:29, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
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Forum

Score: -1
Elapsed Time: 148 hours
Keep (2)
  1. Red check mark.svg Strong keep. Not useless.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 20:56, 22 May 2025 (UTC) 20:56, 22 May 2025 (UTC)
  2. MOCCASIN.pngmoccasins.MOCCASIN.png no reason to delete Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 13:08, 23 May 2025 (UTC)
Delete (1)

Useless.[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 19:08, 22 May 2025 (UTC)

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Kekkoslovakia

Score: -1
Elapsed Time: 124 hours
Keep (3)
  1. I will admit that I enjoyed this article, I've read it before. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 18:58, 23 May 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg weak keep although it's a bit bad, I wouldn't say it's VFD-worthy. it could always be extended/made funnier. also Kurtz don't be an idiot by mocking admins you've already been blocked enough times 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:04, 23 May 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Weak keep Agreeing with Dani. Including the crossed-out part.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 19:08, 23 May 2025 (UTC) 19:08, 23 May 2025 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. this is ok Schism (talk) 19:10, 23 May 2025 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Nom.gif Nom/Delete. I don't really know what to say here other than the fact that this is a really bad article. Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:53, 23 May 2025 (UTC)
  2. Sorry, but it still sucks arse. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Norb (talk) 22:12, 24 May 2025 (UTC)
Comments

@Alula: "Random-access humor" is a term that Chris Chan came up with to mean stream-of-consciousness random humor, saying whatever comes to mind. Willy on Wheels uses the term as well. But I must say, a lot of Kurtz's humor is pretty random as well. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 19:04, 23 May 2025 (UTC)

Random-access humor is also a redirect on Uncyclopedia. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:19, 23 May 2025 (UTC)
Moving below to comments section. (?)

Alula the 'tard doesn't know what true comedy is. she thinks that random access humour is funny and not mastuhpieces like this.[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 18:56, 23 May 2025 (UTC)

I'm not sure what that's supposed to mean Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:59, 23 May 2025 (UTC)
what OPOSSUM said. if you still have trouble, think Monty Python's style of humor or the fact that i use british and american spelling simultaneously Charlie Chaplin's[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 20:02, 23 May 2025 (UTC)

Old Man's War

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 98 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)

a nonsensical article with ip levels of quality. nonsensical story all over the place. too random[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif]] (talk) 20:43, 24 May 2025 (UTC)

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Roald Dahl’s creative and disturbing mind

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 76 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)

Page that hasn't been updated in four years. Its comon to stumble upon these articles that say "fix this or it'll be deleted in 30 days" then it remains unedited for four years. Do you people have memory issues or somethin'?[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 19:14, 25 May 2025 (UTC)

Comments
it is two old and I don't think Alula would delete it now. – Preceding unsigned comment added by ColonelKurtz (talk • contribs)

2018 Incident

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 7 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Crappy article that reeks of childish humor (and not even the kind that's so bizarre its funny).[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 15:37, 28 May 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's not even that deep. It's just AI slop that has no reason to be here.
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