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Jesii

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yeah that's some good shit. Classic cruft, like mamma used to make. --Nikau (talk) 13:22, 28 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:06, 28 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Um, what? -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 00:24, 29 October 2014 (UTC)
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Microsoft Conspiracies

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Nikau (talk) 13:50, 28 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:07, 28 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The potential is there, but it may as well be developed from the ground up. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 00:27, 29 October 2014 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png 'Twas The Night Before Christmas

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  1. It's dumb in places, but it was written by a complete lunatic, and for some reason I like it. Maybe toss some decent pics at it? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngMon, Oct 20 '14 5:08 (UTC)
  2. Salvageable --Nikau (talk) 06:42, 20 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 01:03 10.28.14
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Of course it all comes down to prostitution. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:21, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 02:24, 20 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 19:55, 21 October 2014 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png The Undead People's Socialist Republic

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Looks alright to me.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 01:02 10.28.14
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Comrade! It wasn't immediately recognizable cruft sooooo... --Nikau (talk) 13:19, 28 October 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Stupid commiecruft. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:14, 24 October 2014 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Queer Eye for the Dead Guy

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. A passable parody of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. Brings up the same controversies as the show did, mentions what the show is about for those who don't know, and adds a unique twist. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 20:24, 27 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. --Nikau (talk) 13:17, 28 October 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Stupid. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:15, 24 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 00:53 10.28.14
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VFD-padlock.png That time I was nearly raped by the power rangers during my sojourn to the 90's

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Stupid-funny can still be funny. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:06, 26 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I laffed.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 00:54 10.28.14
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The only joke is that Power Rangers are gay. Haha! It doesn't even make sense, considering they are of both sexes. Anton (talk) 17:51, 26 October 2014 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png That time I nearly X during my sojourn in a Y

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I don't mind it. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:07, 26 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I think this is okay.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 00:55 10.28.14
    But where is the humour? Show me the humour! Anton (talk) 10:40, 28 October 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This page just explains the whole my sojourn formula! But magicians never reveal their secrets to the public! Anton (talk) 17:54, 26 October 2014 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png AAAA AAAA A AAA AAAAAA AAAAA AA A AAA AAAAAA AA AAAAAAA AA AAAAAA!

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg AAAA! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:08, 26 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg BBBBB! --Nikau (talk) 13:18, 28 October 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Mixing AAA! and My sojourn isn't very funny and is pretty pointless. Anton (talk) 17:57, 26 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Meh.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 00:55 10.28.14
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Nobel Peace Prize

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A big, fat list of unfunniness. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:14, 29 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I'm too tired to try and read all of that. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 00:23, 29 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Bad.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 00:56 10.29.14
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Redirect to a list of Nobel Prize winners (ie. Marie Curie, Dag Hammarskjöld, Barack Obama etc.)--Nikau (talk) 08:56, 29 October 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Anton (talk) 14:28, 29 October 2014 (UTC)
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Think fast, douche-fag!

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Terrible and un-surprisingly un-clever. The only jokes are that the reader is a douche/fag/idiot, etc... Anton (talk) 14:27, 29 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Oh ho ho, the article is abusing me. How clever. Never seen that before. --Nikau (talk) 14:34, 29 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg LOL DOUCHE FAG!!1!!1!111!!!!!11!! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:33, 29 October 2014 (UTC)
  4. Jay Sherman's head.png It STINKS! Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 22:18, Oct. 30, 2014
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That Time I Was Nearly Raped by a Myself during my sojourn to the Gymnasium

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The narrator describes his first autofellatio using My sojourn formula. Crude and not funny. Anton (talk) 10:37, 30 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. A myself? Was this written by Mario? --Nikau (talk) 11:03, 30 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:31, 30 October 2014 (UTC)
  4. Jay Sherman's head.png It STINKS! Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 22:19, Oct. 30, 2014
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That time I nearly had an eargasm during my sojourn to a Sunn O))) concert

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The author recounts his negative experience at a concert. This is a journal entry, not a humour page. Anton (talk) 10:40, 30 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. hey guys, here's my esoteric musical taste... as an injoke. Pinnacle of humor. --Nikau (talk) 11:09, 30 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:32, 30 October 2014 (UTC)
  4. Jay Sherman's head.png Your music stinks and you should feel stinks! – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 22:20, Oct. 30, 2014
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FBI Ten Most Wanted Fugitives

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Weak keep. Some portions are salvageable however it does need quite a bit of work though. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 00:21, 29 October 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. How this has survived VFD three times before is beyond me. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:48, 28 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. --EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(get dtf) 22:15, 30 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Horrible User:MagicBus/sig6 21:27, 31 October 2014 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png That time I nearly maed a yuky doody during my sojourn in Canada

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I love yuky doody and all the spin-offs. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:32, 30 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep this acceptable hybrid. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 22:18, Oct. 30, 2014
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Umm... It's funny. User:MagicBus/sig6 21:24, 31 October 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Humour: 0. Prose: 0. Story: 0. Anton (talk) 10:39, 30 October 2014 (UTC)
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Elephant (Wikipedia article)

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Apparently copied from Wikipedia itself. 14:12, 31 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Meh. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:45, 31 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Terrible. User:MagicBus/sig6 21:24, 31 October 2014 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Basketball

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  1. I actually don't mind this.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 00:55 10.29.14
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It's an American sport, popular too. User:MagicBus/sig6 21:26, 31 October 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No just no. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:14, 29 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 00:22, 29 October 2014 (UTC)
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Laptop

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A laptop or a mobile porn unit is a three dimensional form of the magic box that can be carried around to satisfy the needs of some world's notable users, such as Osama Bin Laden, former human Saddam Hussein and Condoleezza Rice. --Nikau (talk) 09:22, 1 November 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ugh. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:09, 1 November 2014 (UTC)
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The Boogeyman

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Wrastling? --Nikau (talk) 09:57, 1 November 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The BooGAYman is a current WWE star. Wow, just the first sentence and I'm already turned off. And it only gets worse. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:13, 1 November 2014 (UTC)
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33 miners were buried underground

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Starts with a far too factual description of that Chilean miner thing from quite a while ago and then lists a bunch of overused stereotypes in the most underdeveloped way possible. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:20, 1 November 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Boring stereotypes in a boring list. --Nikau (talk) 12:57, 3 November 2014 (UTC)
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Womyn

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Stupid. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:55, 3 November 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Nikau (talk) 12:57, 3 November 2014 (UTC)
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Carbon monoxide

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Just random and doesn't make any sense. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 15:03, 3 November 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 14:10, 7 November 2014 (UTC)
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Museum

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ha ha ha, drugs are so funny, especially when they have nothing to do with the subject of the article. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 15:05, 3 November 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 14:08, 7 November 2014 (UTC)
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Body

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Dumb. Also, what person looking up "Body" will want to read about Jesse Ventura? --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 15:11, 3 November 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 14:09, 7 November 2014 (UTC)
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Jesse Ventura

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. And apparently, we also have an article called "Jesse Ventura," which is just as bad if not worse. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 15:12, 3 November 2014 (UTC)
  2. Yucky --Nikau (talk) 09:05, 9 November 2014 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png 1-18-08

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  1. I voted to delete it some time ago, but I changed my opinion now. It's funny, especially the repetition. Excessive spoilers are pretty funny. Excessive quotes might be pretty funny as well. But it does need to be cleaned-up, though. Anton (talk) 17:16, 1 November 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What the shit? --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:23, 1 November 2014 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Guano

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  1. I actually like this There's a vague idea behind it. --Nikau (talk) 12:57, 3 November 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Cliche and boring. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:56, 3 November 2014 (UTC)
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NCEA

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  1. Boring, listy, esoteric --Nikau (talk) 09:07, 9 November 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Just a long list of who the hell cares. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:59, 9 November 2014 (UTC)
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Causes of Death of English Test Match Captains

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  1. Big list --Nikau (talk) 09:09, 9 November 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Very stupid. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:59, 9 November 2014 (UTC)
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Ass Kicking Pirate Stormtrooper Revolutionaries

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  1. What? Incoherent and derivative of something. --Nikau (talk) 09:14, 9 November 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I hate it when an article has such an awesome name and then I read it, and it's this. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:59, 9 November 2014 (UTC)
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Jewish Kings

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Superseded by the Jew article. --Nikau (talk) 06:44, 10 November 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yeah, this is stupid. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 04:08, 11 November 2014 (UTC)
  3. Jay Sherman's head.png It STINKS! Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 16:38, Nov. 11, 2014
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Madden NFL 2004

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  1. Uhh what? -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 15:40, 11 November 2014 (UTC)
  2. It's ruining a perfectly good video game of FOOTBAWL! Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 16:40, Nov. 11, 2014
  3. Yawn. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:43, 11 November 2014 (UTC)
  4. Good riddens.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 03:08 11.12.14
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 17:40, 12 November 2014 (UTC)
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Scabies

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Moderately gross, incredibly boring. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:56, 11 November 2014 (UTC)
  2. No comment. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 19:51, 12 November 2014 (UTC)
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Potism

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Manages to be boring, random, and cliche all at the same time. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:57, 11 November 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! Die  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 03:09 11.12.14
  3. Something about potatoes, right? -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 19:53, 12 November 2014 (UTC)
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What I Want To Be When I Grow Up

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Kitten huffing. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:57, 11 November 2014 (UTC)
  2. Didn't need to read. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 19:54, 12 November 2014 (UTC)
  3. FACKYOULOLOLOLOL--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! Offensive flag.png 10:22, 13 November 2014 (UTC)
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I Dream of Having

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I don't see how Mickey is related to Martin Luther King, Jr., and I don't find it very funny, all in all. Anton (talk) 13:28, 15 November 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. lolwut? --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:39, 15 November 2014 (UTC)
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Tunisia

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Fucking sucks! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:57, 15 November 2014 (UTC)
  2. Ugh --Nikau (talk) 03:07, 19 November 2014 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Auschwitz

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. There were some weak sections that I removed, but I thought that a majority of this article was hilarious. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:49, 17 November 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Tasteless but still had moments. --Nikau (talk) 03:10, 19 November 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Bad.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 21:40 11.17.14
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Sex shop

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Very ugly and, in many places, incoherent and random too. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 03:20, 19 November 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 18:11, 20 November 2014 (UTC)
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HowTo:Shave Your Junk

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's an article about shaving your dick and yet still manages to be boring. All of the jokes present are very cliche and overdone. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 03:23, 19 November 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A topic like this and that is all somebody could come up with? -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 18:12, 20 November 2014 (UTC)
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JC Denton

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is just straight-up bad. Chock full of overused memes like "The Star Wars Prequels Suck," "Kitten Huffing," and "Nobody Cares." --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 03:24, 19 November 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Jokes about George Lucas eating Doritos... -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 18:14, 20 November 2014 (UTC)
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Scorpio

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I'm surprised this survived for so long. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 03:27, 19 November 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Did Jaden Smith Write This? --NeXT (talk) 14:18, 19 November 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg QVFD material. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 18:15, 20 November 2014 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Wapanese

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  1. Keep Mainly because the user that nominated this page is now banned, also because I don't have a problem with the page. But mainly the first reason. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 05:28, 20 November 2014 (UTC)
  2. Doing so just gives him troll fuel--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! Offensive flag.png 11:13, 20 November 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Weak keep. Needs some work but the banned user angle has saved this one from a delete !vote for now. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 18:10, 20 November 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Weak keep. I still think it seems unnecessarily harsh but I guess everyone else likes it so whatever. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:42, 20 November 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Needs more humor and less ranting. --banned loser (talk) 14:31, 19 November 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Comes off as mean-spirited rather than funny. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:49, 19 November 2014 (UTC)
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Shark Attack 3

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. There are no jokes. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:18, 20 November 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Nikau (talk) 06:38, 23 November 2014 (UTC)
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Jose M. Aznar

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ugh. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:25, 20 November 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Nikau (talk) 06:38, 23 November 2014 (UTC)
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Bazooka Joe

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Practically QVFD material. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:00, 20 November 2014 (UTC)
  2. WTF Awful. --Nikau (talk) 03:26, 21 November 2014 (UTC)
  3. Subhuman faggotry--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! Offensive flag.png 16:49, 23 November 2014 (UTC)
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Vietnamese

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  1. Racist Manages to be discriminatory and misogynistic without adding any humor. Is a caption "Viet hooker wanting you to penetrate her ass with your penis" really necessary? --Nikau (talk) 06:35, 23 November 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:43, 23 November 2014 (UTC)
  3. TIETIES! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 05:07, 26 November 2014 (UTC)
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Al Blueqaida

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nothing but overused Canadian stereotypes. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 03:04, 26 November 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Nikau (talk) 12:56, 26 November 2014 (UTC)
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Uncle Mao's Irregular Chinese Warehouse

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  1. Delete Ancient, abandoned WIP. There might be an idea here, but most of it reads like one joke (Chinese make bad products lol) constantly retold with bad puns. --Nikau (talk) 12:54, 26 November 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not even finished. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:06, 26 November 2014 (UTC)
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In 2006, UMICW made steps to expand its US customer base, announcing a modification in its US stores from a, "one-size-fits-all," communist merchandising strategy to a custom-fitting merchandise assortment designed to, "rip-off reflect each of six demographic groups – Niggers, rich bastards, hobos, illegal immigrants, convicted criminals and rednecks." About six months later, the company went public with a variation on their customer profile which loosely translates as: "Enslaving people. Money. So we can live better lives." --Nikau (talk) 12:55, 26 November 2014 (UTC)

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

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  3. Jay Sherman's head.png It STINKS! Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 21:42, Nov. 28, 2014
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg ayy im back --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 23:00, 28 November 2014 (UTC)
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Alternate universe

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A pretty lame reskin with a weak premise that isn't funny in the slightest. A reskin doesn't even make sense for an article titled Alternate universe. A redirect to Alternate Universes I Seriously Hope Do Not Actually Exist would work a lot better. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:06, 27 November 2014 (UTC)
  2. Jay Sherman's head.png It STINKS! Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 21:42, Nov. 28, 2014
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September 11 Conspiracy

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Just plain bad. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 05:36, 29 November 2014 (UTC)
  2. Holy shit. --Nikau (talk) 11:10, 29 November 2014 (UTC)
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Equatorial Mobil™

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  1. Burn it Clean up of country articles. This one is awful; "The first inhabitants of the region that is now Equatorial Mobil™ are believed to have been Pygmies or Oompa Loompas, of whom only isolated pockets remain in Tie Nee-Fuckar. Gangsta migrations between the seventeenth and nineteend centuries brought the coastal hoods and later the shizz. Elements of the latter may have generated the West Side Dawgz, who emigrated to the ghetto from surrounding slums. The West Side Dawgz were the very first human inhabitants of Pimpin' Island." --Nikau (talk) 10:53, 29 November 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yeah, this is pretty stupid. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:38, 29 November 2014 (UTC)
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Virgin Islands

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  1. Fucking embarrassment Is that the best we can do with that name? --Nikau (talk) 10:58, 29 November 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. So much potential too. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:38, 29 November 2014 (UTC)
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Phoenix Islands

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  1. Delete The basis of the humor seems to be that the phoenix lives there. Ha. Ha ha. --Nikau (talk) 11:02, 29 November 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Looking through the history of this, I saw that it was originally a pretty awful article that was nommed on VFD and then fixed up by Aleister. Although he definitely improved it, I think that it still needs more work. If it gets deleted, I'll put it in his userspace. Hopefully, this can get him to come back to the site and write more stuff. :) --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:36, 29 November 2014 (UTC)
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Guinea

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  1. Horrible --Nikau (talk) 11:04, 29 November 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Agreed. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:28, 29 November 2014 (UTC)
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  • The region occupied by today's Guinea has been part of a series of empires, beginning with the "British Empire" which came into being in the year 1037. This was followed by the Jackass kingdom in the 12th and 13th centuries. The Douchebag Empire came to power in the area after the Battle of Twat in 1235, and prospered until internal problems weakened it, and its states seized power in the 15th century. One chief state was the CNN state which became the CNN Empire. It exceeded its predecessors in territory and wealth, but it too fell prey to internal wrangling and wanging and was eventually toppled in 1591. Europeans first came to the area during the Euroipods Discoveries, that started the slave trade, beginning in the 15th century. --Nikau (talk) 11:04, 29 November 2014 (UTC)

Gabon

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Kenny Dalglish

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Another bad football manager article, only I don't even know what this one is trying to achieve. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 00:36, 1 December 2014 (UTC)
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Dave Whelan

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VFD-padlock.png Atlantis

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Random and stupid. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 05:35, 29 November 2014 (UTC)
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A Talking Boat

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. OK, talking boats are annoying, but where's the joke? Anton (talk) 19:48, 8 December 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Terrible. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:18, 8 December 2014 (UTC)
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UnScripts:Winnie The Pooh's on Drugs Too

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  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I really don't find it funny. Some parts are downright stupid. TheMillionRabbit (talk) 20:30, 8 December 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yeah, this sucks. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:18, 8 December 2014 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png HeadOn

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    It's as repetitive as the commercial, but not funny. It will look a lot better with just one phrase "So where do I apply it again?" The repetition just makes it boring and I am not talking about things like Oscar Wilde or kitten huffing. Anton (talk) 13:20, 9 December 2014 (UTC)
  2. I like this.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! Offensive flag.png 06:58, 12 December 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Actually, its about repetitive humor. Actually, its about repetitive humor. Actually, its about repetitive humor. I WAS RIGHT. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 16:11, 12 December 2014 (UTC)
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  2. Symbol delete vote.svg HeadOn. Apply directly to the forehead. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:20, 8 December 2014 (UTC)
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Animal

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Finland (Facts)

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A very mediocre list that doesn't deserve to be in an article and even less - to be an article. Anton (talk) 19:30, 15 December 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Catthecolourful and sleeptyper did not enjoy this. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 19:44, 15 December 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Disgrace. *spits* Isämmaa perkele! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 19:46, 15 December, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --EMC [TALK] 21:59 Dec 15 2014
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Neverton

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Just another bad football article, only this one decided to bring B.B. King, candy and Rocky Balboa out of nowhere. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 01:30, 29 December 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Anton (talk) 17:35, 30 December 2014 (UTC)
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Happy

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  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:58, 31 December 2014 (UTC)
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Deity Election

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What is this garbage? --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:07, 1 January 2015 (UTC)
  2. Unfinished work. should have been QVFD'--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! Offensive flag.png 10:47, 2 January 2015 (UTC)
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Great Sushi Conspiracy

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Booker T. Washington

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VFD-padlock.png Dew Chun Educational Foundation

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Dihydrogen monoxide

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  1. I nominated this as someone pointed out that the article seems to be plaguerised. I had a read through and it doesn't seem very funny. Maybe there is an in joke I'm missing? - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 15:29, 17 February 2015 (UTC)
    Oh I get it lol. But still it seems plaguerised. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 15:46, 17 February 2015 (UTC)
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vBulletin

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I didn't laugh. This might be somewhat salvageable with a bit of work though. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 00:12, 19 April 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I looked at the Wikipedia entry for the software and looked up the official software page. It is apparently forum software. The jokes this article does attempt to tell (heavy load on CPU, price too high) fall flat and are not fleshed out. Only one sentence per section. I tried messing with it, but salvaging it is beyond me. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 18:02, 19 April 2015 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png A pet cat typing

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  1. By no means fantastic but Everyother's additions were enough to make me vote Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 22:41, 17 May 2015 (UTC)
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Sonk eeble. Too short anyway. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 23:36, 5 May 2015 (UTC)

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  1. I actually kind of like the start of this, which is why I gave it a construction tag and didn't straight delete it. It starts with gibberish as what a pet cat would type but then suddenly shifts to the cat discussing what it likes. Then it loses any small merit it may have had. So probably get rid of it
I've re-done now so it's like an OkCupid dating profile. I might be a bit funnier but I think it should have a basic details box. ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 13:17, 16 May 2015 (UTC)
Thanks man. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 04:41, 17 May 2015 (UTC)

Kept -RAHB 23:36, 1 June 2015 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Lionel Messigician

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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Aleks - Meow To Me 08:17, 17 June 2015 (UTC)

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  • Kept, solely because the article was created just yesterday and the author added a construction tag. If that expires and they haven't written anything else then we can delete it outright. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 16:39, 17 June 2015 (UTC)


Taylor Swift

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. short, idiot article --Aleks - Meow To Me 07:06, 3 July 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This article was so poor it doesnt really deserve being considered on VFD. I've deleted it.
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Stan Laurel

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's kind of sparse and I can't see much hope for this one without a total rewrite. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 19:43, 29 June 2015 (UTC)
  2. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 19:55, 29 June 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not funny at all.--TheMillionRabbit (talk) 20:26, 6 July 2015 (UTC)
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Mist weasel

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Full of not-funny randomness --Aleks - Meow To Me 10:55, 8 July 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Just a series of random ideas that make absolutely no sense. --TheMillionRabbit (talk) 18:40, 9 July 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg What the serious fuck? -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 19:30, 9 July 2015 (UTC)
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The Tips You Need In Regards To Hobbies

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Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. You just don't know how making a hobby lucrative. ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 19:36, 20 July 2015 (UTC)

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VFD-padlock.png UnNews:Grandmother summons devil during Spanish class

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 19:29, 9 July 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. per my comment, and that this is a perfectly fine article. If an article is formatted poorly, just fix the formatting, don't delete it. The Woodburninator Wood burning.gif The vote was legitimate! 
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I didn't see this when it was first nominated, but this is a good article. I loled! Admin DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 16:59, 21 July 2015 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Dead-End. --Aleks - Meow To Me 19:24, 9 July 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I've seen worse, but this is still not funny. --TheMillionRabbit (talk) 18:20, 11 July 2015 (UTC)
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There are no links? Well boy-oh-boy do I have a template for you!
Thanks for your suggestion. When you believe Template:Indefinite article needs improvement, please feel free to change it. You can edit almost any article on Wikipedia by just following the Template:Menu icon link at the top of the page. We encourage you to be bold in updating pages, since wikis like ours develop faster when everybody edits. Don't worry too much about making honest mistakes—they're likely to be found and corrected quickly. You can always preview your edits before you publish them or test them out in Template:IP-talk. If you need additional help, check out our getting started page or ask the friendly folks at the Teahouse. Template:IP-talk The Woodburninator Wood burning.gif The vote was legitimate!  17:04, 20 July 2015 (UTC)

Yes, just added links. Took me 4 minutes, and I was able to link to two different features, including one of my own. Minimal effort + vanity! That's the Uncyclopedia way! The Woodburninator Wood burning.gif The vote was legitimate!  17:09, 20 July 2015 (UTC)

Aleks, remember to read the stuff at the top. You're supposed to put the Vfd template on the page in question. You might have deleted this page without me even knowing it had been nominated... Leverage (talk) 18:14, 20 July 2015 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Mr. Peanut

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. This could use some improvement, but I think it's got a lot going for it. History, poetry, pics. It's better than a lot of articles I see here. Admin DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 16:54, 21 July 2015 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Calling Jimmy Carter "Mr. Peanut" is somehow very amusing for the author, who doesn't bother coming up with other jokes. Anton (talk) 11:19, 18 July 2015 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png That time I was nearly raped by a formula-based running joke during my sojourn in Category:My sojourn

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  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Stronger Keep Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat 17:36, Saturday 08 August 2015 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gif Explode fire.gif
  3. As the talk-page points out, this is the only That time I was nearly raped during my sojourn article that's based on a true story. ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 00:59, 9 August 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 20:22, 9 August 2015 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. 20:28, 9 August 2015 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I really enjoyed some of the sojourns, but this one... Is probably one of the worst. An in-joke impossible to understand for outsiders and not particularly to insiders. Not even mentioning the original use of the formula and the lack of an illustration. Anton (talk) 12:36, 7 August 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Deleviate These sojourn articles are getting out of hand. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 22:40, 8 August 2015 (UTC)
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Squidwad

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Not funny enough! User:Aleks Poporinov

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VFD-padlock.png That time I was nearly raped by Mr. Winkler yelling AAAAAAAAA! during my sojourn to the Jordanhill railway station

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  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 20:32, 9 August 2015 (UTC)
  4. Keep -- The Zombiebaron 16:08, 11 August 2015 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Boring. Anton (talk) 12:41, 7 August 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yep. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 22:18, 7 August 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As much as I like to protect injokes, this one just seems extremely stupid. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 08:35, 8 August, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. So there I was... 10:22, 8 August 2015 (UTC)
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Sundanese language

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  1. It's a miracle that this one didn't end up on QVFD. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 20:35, 9 August 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 20:57, 9 August, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Anton (talk) 14:19, 11 August 2015 (UTC)
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Vim

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  1. No comment. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 20:40, 9 August 2015 (UTC)
  2. Just... what? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 20:58, 9 August, 2015 (UTC)
  3. We don't actually need a vote on this. It's pretty old, but it can still be QVFD'ed, seeing there's almost no content and no one contributed to it apart from the author. Anton (talk) 14:18, 11 August 2015 (UTC)
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Bahamas

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  1. Somebody might be able to salvage this one... but you'd probably be better off starting again. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 20:44, 9 August 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE! Nothing to save for a re-write really Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 21:01, 9 August, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It should have been userspaced when it was created. Anton (talk) 14:21, 11 August 2015 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Blow job

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  1. Nom + Redirect I undeleted the Blowjob page and re-wrote it into something a bit funnier/better looking than it was before deletion. This should be redirected to it on account of my page being better. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 05:36, 16 August 2015 (UTC)
  2. Yeah, might as well redirect to blowjob. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 17:28, 17 August 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Redirect Per Frosty. 12:21, 19 August 2015 (UTC)
  4. It should just redirect to blowjob --Alphaslucas talk 06:22, 1 September 2015 (UTC)
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  1. The two pages have different concepts. The joke of this one is that it actually has little to do with sex, but focuses on glass-blowing instead. So I'm quite undecided. Anton (talk) 11:57, 19 August 2015 (UTC)
  • Redirected MadMax (talk) 08:08, 8 September 2015 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png George Dubya Bush

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  1. Nom + Redirect Not funny, just a barrage of Bush-bushing that is tired out by now. Only a few nuggets of humor, which I moved over to this article.--EpicWinner (talk) 14:44, 18 August 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yeah.Anton (talk)11:53, 19 August 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Redirect Per Epicwinner. 12:19, 19 August 2015 (UTC)
  4. Since there already is an article for Bush this seems useless and unneeded. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 15:54, 19 August, 2015 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Asparagus Syndrome

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. A parody of Asperger's Syndrome. 12:16, 19 August 2015 (UTC)
  2. I can't find anything particularly wrong with this one. The Woodburninator Wood burning.gif Minimal Effort  15:01, 19 August 2015 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Uhm, what's this. Anton (talk) 12:08, 19 August 2015 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Asparagus

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VFD-padlock.png Sailor Moon/List of minor Sailor Moon characters

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Weird, not funny, just repetition on the same joke.--EpicWinner (talk) 18:06, 19 August 2015 (UTC)
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  1. I think that the list of character names should be added as a section of the main Sailor Moon article, but ditch the descriptions. TheMillionRabbit (talk) 18:03, 22 August 2015 (UTC)

Sebulba

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfunny article about a very minor character who's hard to make funny.
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Too random and too short to amount to anything, can't see any way to fix it. TheMillionRabbit (talk) 18:05, 22 August 2015 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Once again, not funny, and it's hard to write anything funny about him other than "he looks cool".
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VFD-padlock.png Princess Leia

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Everybody Hates Dubya (TV series)

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Bush-bashing which we've seen about a million times. Maybe funny in 2005, but stale in 2015.--EpicWinner (talk) 17:09, 1 September 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per nom. Stranger195 (talkcontribsguestbook) 11:15, 12 September 2015 (UTC)
  3. No Bush please. At least Obama.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! Offensive flag.png 15:46, 30 September 2015 (UTC)
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Jimmy Carter

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  1. This is awful. Unless it is a new article I suggest not restoring content from a previously deleted article. Rewrite = Mr. Peanut  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 16:49, 1 September 2015
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete per nom. Stranger195 (talkcontribsguestbook) 11:22, 12 September 2015 (UTC)
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  • Deleted, redirected to Mr. Peanut.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngMon, Oct 26 '15 22:54 (UTC)

Game:TheGreatQuestForTheMagicTaco

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Najib razak

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  • Deleted As an abandoned WIP. Such articles should be listed on QVFD. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 05:24, 28 September 2015 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Spinchat

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  1. Send this to the trash bin and fast. --Aleks - Meow To Me 15:38, 27 September 2015 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Weaboo

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Too short and not funny. Aleks - Meow To Me 10:38, 26 October 2015 (UTC)

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  • Thanks for the heads-up, but in the future, please check the history. Someone merely vandalized a redirect.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngMon, Oct 26 '15 22:16 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png World's worst trolling attempt: an abomination unleashed (Video Game)

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  1. Blatant vandalism. If this gets VFD you were tricked into supporting vandalism.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! Offensive flag.png 16:01, 12 November 2015 (UTC)
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  1. Its terrible and not funny. It reads like something a 5 year old wrote.
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