User talk:Alphaslucas

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Thanks, Llwy-ar-lawr for the welcome! Alphaslucas ^talk 09:51, 29 May 2014 (UTC)

Cool signature you've got there. I like it. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 18:55, 30 May 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

Thanks, It's my old wikipedia signature. Alphaslucas ^talk 02:50, 31 May 2014 (UTC)

Permission to edit

You need to have permission from an admin first by letting them change your user rights. You can't do it. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 10:48, 29 May 2014 (UTC)

That's totally untrue. If you wait four days and make ten edits you will be able to edit the page. (I think you've made more than ten edits so far, so we won't have to worry about that - good job!) If you would really like to edit it now, I can change your user rights for you. Let me know here if that's what you'd like. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 18:54, 30 May 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

Actually, it looks like someone went and changed your rights so you can edit the things you wanted to. Congratulations and whatnot. Happy editing. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:00, 30 May 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

Welcome

Your TL;DR section on Politics is funny. Keep up the good work. --EMC ^[TALK] 20:05 May 30 2014

I was going to read it but... TL;DR... JFC 20:26. May 30

Hey

You're happy to help n00bs, yet you are one? -- MagicBus Talk to me! 20:44, 30 May 2014 (UTC)

I'm not necessarily a n00b to media wiki based wikis, I edited Wikipedia, and got bored so I looked for a comedic wiki. ED seemed to graphic and wasn't even that funny, so I chose uncyclopedia!

Alphaslucas ^talk 23:34, 30 May 2014 (UTC)

I think you made the right choice. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 03:40, 31 May 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

Thanks --Alphaslucas ^talk 03:44, 31 May 2014 (UTC)

Looking at your wipedia page, you are a big fan of open and free software. Awesome. I was wondering if you could tell me how you found us, and found our url "http://en.uncyclopedia.co/" ? JFC 09:21. May 31

Dude, almost every well established wikipedian knows about uncyclopedia, the Antichrist of Wikipedia. --Alphaslucas ^talk 09:28, 31 May 2014 (UTC)

Dude! I am aware of that. My question is how did you find this Uncyclopedia. As I'm sure you know there are two... The free one(us), and there is also a for profit version of Uncyclopedia which is currently sitting on our old url. My question is... How did you find us, and our new url? JFC 09:35. May 31

I don't like for profit wikis and I HATE wiki farms. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Alphaslucas (talk • contribs)

Neither do we.... I guess you got our url from the wikipedia page... Thanks for joining dude. See you around. JFC 09:54. May 31

Thanks! :) One last question, Jfk What are the criteria for adminship? Alphaslucas ^talk 23:51, 31 May 2014 (UTC)

IMO... There are no 'criteria'. We have a process called VFS which we use sometimes, sometimes we have a vote in a forum. JFC 20:04. Jun 1

Eh Up!

...you IPping all over your userpage? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Yep. But I finally got off my ass and logged in. --Alphaslucas ^talk 01:51, 29 August 2015 (UTC)

Metro Trains Melbourne

I'm re-writing that page. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 01:04, 1 September 2015 (UTC)

Please don't, MyOwnBadSelf. --Alphaslucas ^talk 06:15, 1 September 2015 (UTC)

But it's stupid. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 07:55, 1 September 2015 (UTC)

Although pretty much all articles can benefit from a little polish from time to time humour is such a subjective thing that we should be careful not to inflict our own version of funny onto articles, but to attempt to bring in other views. In the case of the above article I think maybe the quotes at the top were a little too numerous, but other than than it looks like a nice little article now. I don't think we need any conflict over this, as there are more than enough articles to help fix. Collaboration and cooperation are the best approach, but so is knowing when to back off and go and find something else to do... ;) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

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