User talk:MyOwnBadSelf

THIS USER IS NOT A SOCKPUPPET OF Ewfnjn. IF YOU ARE TOLD THIS, YOU ARE SORELY MISTAKEN. I'm shouting because I want to. From the rooftops, or whatever Uncyclopedia has in equivalent.

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Please add a new topic by using the associated button. Also, we just bought a new tea chest.

Kippy, explain yourself.

LDA MyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 03:32, 10 February 2017 (UTC)

Trashing my in-joke spoofs: You best believe that's a paddlin' -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 03:35, Feb. 10, 2017

Oh, OK, it's a parody. I get it now. I was sort of joking as well. LDA MyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 03:36, 10 February 2017 (UTC)

The fuck is this, a comedy website? Get back to work! -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 03:38, Feb. 10, 2017

Yes, it's a comedy website. LDA MyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 03:39, 10 February 2017 (UTC)

IRC

As you may have guessed by now, our admins are incredibly lazy. If you find yourself requiring spam deleted and other such favours. Pls join us on irc. Also I gave you rollback access just now, because why not. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 00:03, 6 March 2017 (UTC)

Filler message LDA MyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 03:08, 6 March 2017 (UTC)

Walrus idea

I saw your idea about "WalrusYes" being a prog rock band composed of walruses. I personally think that would be a great idea for an article. You think you could toy around with that? Hell, I'd be willing to learn everything I could about Yes if it meant I'd have to write it myself. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 22:41, Mar. 24, 2017

Wynaut? Why not? LDA MyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 09:48, 25 March 2017 (UTC)

Should I?

I think I might put vaporvwave on pee review? (E͇̰̠͓͑͌͐ͫ̅̐͛ͭ̀͢͠ͅw̠̱͚̱͕͉̼̝̙̉ͭ͗ͬ̈̿͌̅̄̂͂͜͢͝f̡̟̲̭͖̦͇̜̗̜̜̣̞̙̺̲̰̜̎͆ͮͫ͊ͥ̌͂̃͢n͙̟͉͍͙̻̪̞̬͎̱̬̝̻͚͇̟̩̍ͬ͗̎ͨ͑ͫ͗ͭ̑̓̇̊̆̇͗ͩ̅̀̚͜͝j̵̷̛̐ͭ̉̒̆̿̀͒͐̿̽̂͟͏̞̺͉̼̩̞̝͚̤̟̤̻̩͉̳ņ̶̞̱̻̥̙͇̩̠͈̺͓̖̰͍͍̌ͭ͗̈́ͅͅ 03:10, 14 April 2017 (UTC))

(message was posted twice) Yes, go on. LDA MyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 07:12, 14 April 2017 (UTC)

Oh also, Wageslav vandalised my page to look like jimbo wales userpage. See this(E͇̰̠͓͑͌͐ͫ̅̐͛ͭ̀͢͠ͅw̠̱͚̱͕͉̼̝̙̉ͭ͗ͬ̈̿͌̅̄̂͂͜͢͝f̡̟̲̭͖̦͇̜̗̜̜̣̞̙̺̲̰̜̎͆ͮͫ͊ͥ̌͂̃͢n͙̟͉͍͙̻̪̞̬͎̱̬̝̻͚͇̟̩̍ͬ͗̎ͨ͑ͫ͗ͭ̑̓̇̊̆̇͗ͩ̅̀̚͜͝j̵̷̛̐ͭ̉̒̆̿̀͒͐̿̽̂͟͏̞̺͉̼̩̞̝͚̤̟̤̻̩͉̳ņ̶̞̱̻̥̙͇̩̠͈̺͓̖̰͍͍̌ͭ͗̈́ͅͅ 07:20, 14 April 2017 (UTC))

Are you talking to yourself? If Wageslav has vandalized your userpage, you should inform an admin right away. – roza (talk ☭ ctbs ☭ log) 07:30, 14 April 2017 (UTC)

This is very odd. You're telling me that this user who had a nice conversation with me is a vandal? LDA MyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 08:05, 14 April 2017 (UTC)

Odd, did you?? Hey: ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok okay okay6666666666 okey 4 tlide s s s s s sss s s s s s s s s s 70.71.90.6 (talk) 00:40, 17 April 2017 (UTC)

Please make an account. LDA MyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 01:01, 17 April 2017 (UTC)

he doesn't feel like it --not MyOwnBadSelf Or Ewfnjn

That comment

I would like you to examine some of my earlier works: Beryllium, 100 reasons to ban Lyrithya, Bob Brown and so forth. LOOK HOW BAD THEY ARE, badly formatted, lots of bad "jokes" and full of clichés. It took me a while to get a hang of this writing thing but I got there in the end. You can as well. We're going to get this Norway thing of your finished and then you're going to write more and more until finally you get something on that main page. It takes time, but you can and will learn. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:51, 8 May 2017 (UTC)

I suppose. LDA MyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 23:03, 8 May 2017 (UTC)

Hello fellow non sockpuppet

I see that your not a sock puppet either :) -- MB 02:14, 29 May 2017 (UTC)

Yes. Also it proves my talk page is in existence. LDA MyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 05:09, 29 May 2017 (UTC)

They seem to come in and edit things that aren't supposed to be edited like userpages and user talk pages. -- MB

Welcome back.

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Hey its HAPPY MONKEY TIME 2021 (Feb 21-28). Your favourite writing competition where we write articles on one another's suggested topics. Go ahead and sign up because the more users we have competiting the more ridonculously fun it is. If you don't wanna write you can sign up to judge! Sing up here. Remember it's not about writing a sure fire VFH article, but pushing the limits of your originality and creativity and spitting out an article on a topic you had never thought about writing before. Also...Shabidoo will love you forever and owe you like a zillion favours for it. He will literally do anything to please you if it means you participate. Happy Monkey Farts!!! ShabiDOO 15:27, 10 February 2021 (UTC)

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Most Active Admin Gets Promoted to Bureaucrat, Transitions to Female By Cassie

Following an incredible (by 2021 Uncyclopedian standards) 16 VFS votes, Uncyclopedia's most active administrator has initiated their transition to female. Said admin, now known publicly as Cassie, has had a talk page that often inflated by 80,000 bytes or more weekly, and singlehandedly managed a vast variety of things, including (but not limited to): vandal whipping, being the school principal, managing VFH, and more.
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Vote for Sandwiches: Triple Resignation, Quintuple the Drama By Cassie
Following the resignation of two of our longtimemost bureaucrats, EMC and Zombiebaron, in addition to the resignation of admin CandidToaster, a new wave rejuvenated much of the now-ancient television show Vote for Sandwiches. MrX and Hipponias quickly climbed the ranks; Shabidoo received the same treatment, but ultimately withdrew. Zana Dark and JJPMaster were both nominated for a new category, interface operator, instead of the traditional sandwich role granted.

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Uncyclopedia's Technologies are Finally Modernized By Cassie
it has been a long time in the making, but Uncyclopedia's editing technologies have finally been optimized for the new decade. An introduction of a new extended-confirmed protection level has enabled famous articles, such as AAAAAAAAA!, to see the light of commoners' editing again. Utilities such as Huggle, RedWarn, CurateThisPage, autoarchiving, and a lot more has been implemented thanks to JJPMaster. Many gnomes have been working on this; as such, please treat their work with respect! Biopic This edition's biopic is about the joy of templating. Templating is a fine art which can be practiced on Uncyclopedia, its parody Wikipedia, and so many other places. It can furthermore be expanded to "module coding", which produces the same stuff albeit in a much more efficient and dynamic way. Come try templating now!

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From The Logs

• 1 May 2021 Cassie renamed user Redacted (8224 edits) to Cassie (Per message here)

• 10 April 2021‎ JJPMaster (38 bytes) (-13)‎ . . (Reverting edit(s) by Gale5050 (talk) to rev. 6045969 by Celeste:shhhhhhhhhhh (RW 16.1dev))

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From The Forums

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