THIS USER IS NOT A SOCKPUPPET OF Ewfnjn. IF YOU ARE TOLD THIS, YOU ARE SORELY MISTAKEN. I'm shouting because I want to. From the rooftops, or whatever Uncyclopedia has in equivalent.
Trashing my in-joke spoofs: You best believe that's a paddlin' – Kip > Talk•Works•• 03:35, Feb. 10, 2017
Oh, OK, it's a parody. I get it now. I was sort of joking as well. LDAMyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 03:36, 10 February 2017 (UTC)
The fuck is this, a comedy website? Get back to work! – Kip > Talk•Works•• 03:38, Feb. 10, 2017
Yes, it's a comedy website. LDAMyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 03:39, 10 February 2017 (UTC)
As you may have guessed by now, our admins are incredibly lazy. If you find yourself requiring spam deleted and other such favours. Pls join us on irc. Also I gave you rollback access just now, because why not. ~SirFrosty(Talk to me!) 00:03, 6 March 2017 (UTC)
Filler message LDAMyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 03:08, 6 March 2017 (UTC)
I saw your idea about "WalrusYes" being a prog rock band composed of walruses. I personally think that would be a great idea for an article. You think you could toy around with that? Hell, I'd be willing to learn everything I could about Yes if it meant I'd have to write it myself. – Kip > Talk•Works•• 22:41, Mar. 24, 2017
Wynaut? Why not? LDAMyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 09:48, 25 March 2017 (UTC)
I think I might put vaporvwave on pee review? (E͇̰̠͓͑͌͐ͫ̅̐͛ͭ̀͢͠ͅw̠̱͚̱͕͉̼̝̙̉ͭ͗ͬ̈̿͌̅̄̂͂͜͢͝f̡̟̲̭͖̦͇̜̗̜̜̣̞̙̺̲̰̜̎͆ͮͫ͊ͥ̌͂̃͢n͙̟͉͍͙̻̪̞̬͎̱̬̝̻͚͇̟̩̍ͬ͗̎ͨ͑ͫ͗ͭ̑̓̇̊̆̇͗ͩ̅̀̚͜͝j̵̷̛̐ͭ̉̒̆̿̀͒͐̿̽̂͟͏̞̺͉̼̩̞̝͚̤̟̤̻̩͉̳ņ̶̞̱̻̥̙͇̩̠͈̺͓̖̰͍͍̌ͭ͗̈́ͅͅ 03:10, 14 April 2017 (UTC))
(message was posted twice) Yes, go on. LDAMyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 07:12, 14 April 2017 (UTC)
Oh also, Wageslav vandalised my page to look like jimbo wales userpage. See this(E͇̰̠͓͑͌͐ͫ̅̐͛ͭ̀͢͠ͅw̠̱͚̱͕͉̼̝̙̉ͭ͗ͬ̈̿͌̅̄̂͂͜͢͝f̡̟̲̭͖̦͇̜̗̜̜̣̞̙̺̲̰̜̎͆ͮͫ͊ͥ̌͂̃͢n͙̟͉͍͙̻̪̞̬͎̱̬̝̻͚͇̟̩̍ͬ͗̎ͨ͑ͫ͗ͭ̑̓̇̊̆̇͗ͩ̅̀̚͜͝j̵̷̛̐ͭ̉̒̆̿̀͒͐̿̽̂͟͏̞̺͉̼̩̞̝͚̤̟̤̻̩͉̳ņ̶̞̱̻̥̙͇̩̠͈̺͓̖̰͍͍̌ͭ͗̈́ͅͅ 07:20, 14 April 2017 (UTC))
Are you talking to yourself? If Wageslav has vandalized your userpage, you should inform an admin right away. –roza (talk ☭ ctbs ☭ log) 07:30, 14 April 2017 (UTC)
This is very odd. You're telling me that this user who had a nice conversation with me is a vandal? LDAMyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 08:05, 14 April 2017 (UTC)
Odd, did you?? Hey: ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok okay okay6666666666 okey 4 tlide s s s s s sss s s s s s s s s s 70.71.90.6 (talk) 00:40, 17 April 2017 (UTC)
Please make an account. LDAMyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 01:01, 17 April 2017 (UTC)
I would like you to examine some of my earlier works: Beryllium, 100 reasons to ban Lyrithya, Bob Brown and so forth. LOOK HOW BAD THEY ARE, badly formatted, lots of bad "jokes" and full of clichés. It took me a while to get a hang of this writing thing but I got there in the end. You can as well. We're going to get this Norway thing of your finished and then you're going to write more and more until finally you get something on that main page. It takes time, but you can and will learn. ~SirFrosty(Talk to me!) 06:51, 8 May 2017 (UTC)
I suppose. LDAMyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 23:03, 8 May 2017 (UTC)
I see that your not a sock puppet either :) -- MB 02:14, 29 May 2017 (UTC)
Yes. Also it proves my talk page is in existence. LDAMyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 05:09, 29 May 2017 (UTC)
They seem to come in and edit things that aren't supposed to be edited like userpages and user talk pages. -- MB
Hey its HAPPY MONKEY TIME 2021 (Feb 21-28). Your favourite writing competition where we write articles on one another's suggested topics. Go ahead and sign up because the more users we have competiting the more ridonculously fun it is. If you don't wanna write you can sign up to judge! Sing up here. Remember it's not about writing a sure fire VFH article, but pushing the limits of your originality and creativity and spitting out an article on a topic you had never thought about writing before. Also...Shabidoo will love you forever and owe you like a zillion favours for it. He will literally do anything to please you if it means you participate. Happy Monkey Farts!!! ShabiDOO 15:27, 10 February 2021 (UTC)
UnSignpost Home Delivery for May 1st, 2021[edit source]
Following an incredible (by 2021 Uncyclopedian standards) 16 VFS votes, Uncyclopedia's most active administrator has initiated their transition to female. Said admin, now known publicly as Cassie, has had a talk page that often inflated by 80,000 bytes or more weekly, and singlehandedly managed a vast variety of things, including (but not limited to): vandal whipping, being the school principal, managing VFH, and more. "Vandalism, eh? Fuck off already," they said, whilst throwing bags of feces at our new dumpyard.
Vote for Sandwiches: Triple Resignation, Quintuple the Drama
Following the resignation of two of our longtimemost bureaucrats, EMC and Zombiebaron, in addition to the resignation of admin CandidToaster, a new wave rejuvenated much of the now-ancient television show Vote for Sandwiches. MrX and Hipponias quickly climbed the ranks; Shabidoo received the same treatment, but ultimately withdrew. Zana Dark and JJPMaster were both nominated for a new category, interface operator, instead of the traditional sandwich role granted.
Uncyclopedia's Technologies are Finally Modernized
it has been a long time in the making, but Uncyclopedia's editing technologies have finally been optimized for the new decade. An introduction of a new extended-confirmed protection level has enabled famous articles, such as AAAAAAAAA!, to see the light of commoners' editing again. Utilities such as Huggle, RedWarn, CurateThisPage, autoarchiving, and a lot more has been implemented thanks to JJPMaster. Many gnomes have been working on this; as such, please treat their work with respect!
Biopic
This edition's biopic is about the joy of templating. Templating is a fine art which can be practiced on Uncyclopedia, its parody Wikipedia, and so many other places. It can furthermore be expanded to "module coding", which produces the same stuff albeit in a much more efficient and dynamic way. Come try templating now!
From The Logs
1 May 2021 Cassie renamed user Redacted (8224 edits) to Cassie (Per message here)
10 April 2021 JJPMaster (38 bytes) (-13) . . (Reverting edit(s) by Gale5050 (talk) to rev. 6045969 by Celeste:shhhhhhhhhhh (RW 16.1dev))
22 February 2021 Cassie blocked JJPMaster with an expiration time of 4 hours and 20 minutes (account creation disabled) (You [[Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit
Following 1.5+ years of hiatus, Cassie has taken the lead, in a unilateral albeit undramatic manner, and has designated themselves as the lead editor of the UnSignpost.
It's that special time of year. A wonderful time for friends and family to rejoice in gaiety. Not you! You usually spend all of your hard-earned money on gifts for them, and now you just want to hibernate until your finances recuperate. Well, here at Uncyclopedia, entering our newest competition won't cost you a penn Sign Up Today!(pretty please) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 13:46, 13 December 2021
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