Uncyclopedia:Top 10 Articles of 2021/voting

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FA'd between January 16, 2021 and January 5, 2022 were eligible. Eurovision style voting was used (1st placed vote per voter given 12 points, 2nd given 10, 3rd given 8, 4th 7, 5th 6 and so on down to 1.

VOTING DONE...RESULTS IN

Results

1. Alzheimers Groundhog's Day
2. Vending machine vending machine
3. Battle of Shiroyama
4. Female genital mutilation
5. UnBooks:Chapter One
5. Samuel L. Johnson
7. User:Zombiebaron
8. COVID-19
9. UnNews:Mike Pence turns into a pickle
10. Vaping
10. Pen Island

Honourable mentions: Mosque, Caffeine and Bicycle

Voting table

Article	Kakun	PF4Eva	MrX	Shabidoo	Dan	WohMi	Rooomy	Cat	Willy	WVandZM	Total	Place
Alzheimers Groundhog's Day	12	10		12			7	7		10	58	1
Vending machine vending machine			10	10	10			10			40	2
Battle of Shiroyama			5	4			12	12			33	3
Female genital mutilation	10					12		2	7		31	4
UnBooks:Chapter One			12	5	7			3			27	5
Samuel L. Johnson	6	8	6			7					27	5
User:Zombiebaron	8					10	6				24	7
COVID-19		2		6		5	8		3		24	8
UnNews:Mike Pence turns into a pickle		7							5	6	18	9
Vaping								5	12		17	10
Pen Island					2		2		1	12	17	10
Mosque			8	8							16
Caffeine					12				2		14
Bicycle						6				8	14
UnNews:O.J. Simpson to make triumphant return to acting		6	7								13
UnNews:Local Bully Voted Bully of the Year		5				8					13
UnNews:Turner Classic Movies presents The Happy Coon		12									12
User:Zombiebaron/Resignation		1					10				11
That French Fry Fell Off the Tray and is Burning in the Oven									10		10
Hermaphrodite		3						7			10
Yaoi Fangirl								4	4		8
UnBooks:Moohammed's facemask									8		8
Mel Gibson	7			1							8
Lockdown (UK)								8			8
Your_Harvard_Admissions_Decision_Letter				7							7
Kitten Vaping								1	6		7
HowTo:Walk			4	2							6
UnNews:January 6, 2021		4									4
Baked Potato				3	1						4

Voting

12- Alzheimers Groundhog's Day 10- Female genital mutilation 8- User:Zombiebaron 7- Mel Gibson (sv) 6- Samuel L. Johnson ~ Kakun · talk 19:15, 19 January 2022 (UTC)

12- UnNews:Turner Classic Movies presents The Happy Coon 10- Alzheimers Groundhog's Day 8- Samuel L. Johnson 7- UnNews:Mike Pence turns into a pickle 6- UnNews:O.J. Simpson to make triumphant return to acting 5- UnNews:Local Bully Voted Bully of the Year 4- UnNews:January 6, 2021 3- Hermaphrodite 2- COVID-19 1- User:Zombiebaron/Resignation

PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 20:04, 2 March 2022 (UTC)

12- UnBooks:Chapter One (self vote, my favorite) 10- Vending machine vending machine 8- Mosque 7- UnNews:O.J. Simpson to make triumphant return to acting 6- Samuel L. Johnson 5- Battle of Shiroyama 4- HowTo:Walk MrX blow me 17:31, 24 January 2022 (UTC)

12- Alzheimers Groundhog's Day (absolutely shameless self vote) 10- Vending machine vending machine (yet another shameless self vote) 8- Mosque (can you believe the amount of shameless self votes?) 7- Your_Harvard_Admissions_Decision_Letter 6- COVID-19 5- UnBooks:Chapter One 4- Battle of Shiroyama 3- Baked Potato 2- HowTo:Walk 1- Mel Gibson --The Illustrious

12 Caffeine 10 Vending machine vending machine 7 UNBooks:Chapter One 2 Pen Island 1 Baked Potato (Honorable Mentions for those articles that aren’t in the category: The CW,New York City,Spongebob Squarepants) DanubianAgumon (talk) 22:42, 21 February 2022 (UTC)

12- Female genital mutilation 10- User:Zombiebaron 8- UnNews:Local Bully Voted Bully of the Year (It would be pretty funny if an article made in 2008 was Top 10 of 2021) 7- Samuel L. Johnson 6- Bicycle 5- COVID-19 WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 01:33, 22 February 2022 (UTC)

12 Battle of Shiroyama (shameless self for, probably my best article) 10 User:Zombiebaron/Resignation (zombiebaron) 8 COVID-19 7 Alzheimers Groundhog's Day 6 User:Zombiebaron (Zombiebaron) 2 Pen Island

Before I sign off, yes, I'm aware I've been absent for a while. Plan on freeing up some free time to fuck around and purposefully spread misinfo on the web. Here's hoping 2022 brings even more great articles. Товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me ~ Woo) 16:03, 1 March 2022 (UTC)

12 Battle of Shiroyama 10 Vending machine vending machine 8 Lockdown (UK) 7 Alzheimers Groundhog's Day 6 Vaping 5 Hermaphrodite 4 Yaoi Fangirl 3 UnBooks:Chapter One 2 Female genital mutilation 1 Kitten vaping Peace & paws Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 15:32, 3 March, 2022 (UTC)