Uncyclopedia:Useless Gobshite of the Year

The Uncoveted Useless Gobshite of the Year badge

Yes folks, its the award which no one wants unless they are deranged or attention whores of the worst order. This award is just like Useless Gobshite of the Month, only twelve, yes twelve, times as potent. The winner will receive a complimentary yeast infection! Winner will be announced... uh, February 7 to come right before UotY

Eligibility Requirements

To be nominated, you must:

• Be a registered "member".
• Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
• If you have a specific gripe or mutual hate with someone who doesn't exactly fit the requirements, don't take it here. This award is a joke. Please realize this and nominate only as a joke, or unless the person is really, really, really deserving. Underhanded nominations that are bound to cause drama will have you dealt with accordingly.

Fabulous Prizes

Winners will get:

• "Looked at" extremely funny
• Mocked by their "peers" until their ears bleed to death
• Banned for no good reason
• Huffed even more mercilessly
• The chance to add the prefix "MegaPleb" to your name, and wear it like a silly little hat.
• A fancy template to put on their user page: {{GOTY}}

NOMINATE!!!

Go ahead and nominate now. Only signed votes will count. Users can only vote once, and new vote supersedes old vote. Please use the level two headline format for the name of the nomination with an optional comment and mandatory signature underneath.

Also add {{VoteGOTY}} to the nominee's user space.

Past Wieners

NXWave (2007 + forever and always) Wikia (2008) Dr. Skullthumper (2009) this schmuck & that shmendrik (2010) Dirty Faggot Who Won By Cheating & Some Asshole Who Cheated Even More (2011)

The zombie who cheated & Some gay dude (2012) Biggest fag in the whole universe (2013) Every Uncyclopedian (2014) This fag who came back after a long hiatus of faggotry (2019) Unicorn fornicator (2020) Useless Gobshite (2022)

For a poorly kept history of gobshite voting, go here.

"Nominations" for 2025 (2024 below)

OPOSSUM

Score: 3 Mechasin Chowgs

1. Nom and Strong For. You all know why. --ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 19:38, 13 November 2024 (UTC)
2.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 18:20, 6 January 2025 (UTC)
3.  For. Alright, alright, all fucking right. I’ll play along with it. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 17:09, 9 January 2025 (UTC)

Squaw Dee

Score: 2 Squaw Deers

1. Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom. Honestly, he deserves it more than I ever did. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 20:03, 15 November 2024 (UTC)
2. For If OPOSSUM voted for himself, I might as well too. – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 17:11, 9 January 2025 (UTC)

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