Uncyclopedia:Useless Gobshite of the Year/archive

Voting for the 2008 UGotY

Cajek (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +2 _NoCajeks_

• Nom and for. Come on, it's Cajek! - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 17:42, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
• For Wikia? C'mon, it's Cajek. Srz.   Le Cejak • <23:00 Jan 14, 2009>

Cows go moo when they poo (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1 MS Paint fans

• N♥m && f♥r. I just hate this user so much. He's inspired too many joke noms in his short stay on Uncyc. Although his Gordon Brown image wasn't bad. —Sir SysRq (talk) 20:24, 12 January 2009 (UTC)

Joe SheA (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 4.5 GuyS WHo CAn'T reAd THE RuLes

• Nom and for. In the words of Joe SheA himself:

1. He can'T Write foR Shit withouT Typing iN ALL CAPS.
2. He caN Not learN Correct capitalizatioN
3. He waS Just burninG Your doG!
4. He iS A nE'E dO Well (seE Block historY)

And he nominated himself for GOTM. The evidence is clear. --Docile hippopotamus 00:37, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

 PWHORE THAT FUCKING ASSHAT J-Shea 00:44, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

 For.Bastard disqualified himself for humiliation! Give 'im what he wants! Not A Good Username360 01:04, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

MAKE HIM UGOTM, if not UGotY. J-Shea 01:21, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

1 moar thing. penis. J-Shea 19:39, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

I concur. - [19:42 13 January 2009] YYettie

Your mom likes it big, hard and fast. J-Shea 19:52, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

Why, you god-forsaken little- <This message has been deleted for excessive cussing, name-calling, flaming, and very illeagal pony fights> <Joe SheA, by the way, sucks.> This guy should win Sockpuppeteer, too! Not A Good Username360 00:54, 17 January 2009 (UTC)

Hey, what does the colon button do? J-Shea 06:15, 17 January 2009 (UTC)

 For. I think I did that right... - 66.233.240.67 23:02, 29 January 2009 (UTC)

• FOR! --Poobear 07:09, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

Kip the Dip (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1 Guys who still wonder WTF happened to Kip.

•  Nom and For Oh man this guy used to be one of our best contributers and have gotten so much attention of the Cabal admins. Since then he hasn't been block for worth a darn except for FFS and other things. This guy used to get blocked on a regular basis sometimes even more than Cajek. Now I think he lost his touch and therefore very useless. Please Vote for him as UGotY. --Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 01:43, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

Wikia (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 5 citations needed

•  Nom and For Arguably their finest year to date, Wikia continue to raise the bar on defining what it means to be a Useless Gobshite. My gut feeling is they could be a regular contended for this award, but for me after a slow start to the year Wikia made this award their own. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)
•  For. - I never usually vote on Gobshite awards, but it's rare to see such dedication to gobshitery--Sycamore (Talk) 08:58, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
• For. Outstanding contributions to fail. --UU - natter 13:53, Jan 13
•  For. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:13, Jan 13
•  For. As much as I'd like to see Yettie take this, Wikia is both more useless and far more of a gobshite. pillow talk 19:36, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
•  lolDomain Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 22:40, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
• Comment don't throw away this award on Wikia, at least give it to a real person, like Jimbo Wales --Mnbvcxz 18:10, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

  Are you confusing Wikia with the Wikimedia Foundation? pillow talk 19:12, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

  Wikia is the company the owns uncyclopedia, right? --Mnbvcxz 19:19, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

  I think they host us, not own us. At any rate, Jimbo is not associated with them. At least, I don't think he is. pillow talk 19:24, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

  I thought we were owned by the same people (more or less) who run wikipedia? --Mnbvcxz 19:26, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

  No, Wikia is a company set up by Jimbo Wales built around wiki software and helped out by people like our own Sannse. Wikimedia Foundation is a company set up by Jimbo Wales built around wiki software and helped out by people like our own Sannse. Its important to highlight the differences. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

  Hmm. It does seem that Wikimedia and Wikia have common founders and investors. Including Jimbo.[1] However, they're separate projects, and neither of them own us. pillow talk 19:29, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

  Then who in the name of Oscar Wilde owns this wiki? --Mnbvcxz 19:44, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

  I don't think anybody owns it. Certainly not the Cabal. That would be silly, because there is no Cabal. pillow talk 19:45, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

  Ok, then who is responsible for the .wikia.com being in the sites url? --Mnbvcxz 19:48, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

  Who owns this? MrN 19:59, Jan 21

  Depends on how you define ownership. Due to the licensing, I believe the author retains the "copyleft" of any contributions. But, I could be wrong. But, that still doesn't answer the question of who has the legal ownership of the wiki itself. --Mnbvcxz 05:54, 22 January 2009 (UTC)

  As far as I know, the code is open source, and all the contributions are owned by the contributors. So that would make it owned, basically, by no one. The only thing that requires ownership is the servers; Wikia owns them, but we could move. pillow talk 06:11, 22 January 2009 (UTC)

  I believe Wikia does the uncyclopedia.wikia.com site name. Also, I believe "Uncyclopedia" is a non-profit entity owned by Wikia, right? Despite the fact that the content itself is owned by the authors, and licensed under a copyleft Creative Commons license. As for moving, I think we also create mirrors (and if fact, there are some independent mirror sites floating around) without actually moving off of wikia. --Mnbvcxz 06:53, 22 January 2009 (UTC)

  Forum:Some links to Uncyc forums of the past. Uncyclopedia WAS a non profit site. Wikia then bought the domain name from the sites founder without the knowledge of the community. They then added links to their other wikis which run adverts, and then changed our name to deceive their advertisers. All of this was done against the will of the Uncyc community. Considering how Uncyc is being used by Wikia now, I think it's a stretch to consider us a non-profit site. We clearly make money for Wikia. Try asking them how much. ;) MrN 12:53, Jan 24

  As to who "owns" Uncyc... Well Jimbo Wales clearly thinks he does. I find his "we know how to not fuck people" comment particularly ironic. MrN 14:53, Jan 25

  Theoretically, if we left Wikia, could we sue Wikia for violating the copyleft of our contributions by using them in a for profit manner? --Mnbvcxz 20:57, 25 January 2009 (UTC)

YesTimeToEdit (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1 YesTimeToAbandonUncyclopedia

•  Nom and for leaving the wikia. If that isn't gobshitery, I don't know what is. Also, she pretended to be a boy for several months. --Mnbvcxz 15:32, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
•  The name's Gobshite, Useless Gobshite - [15:54 13 January 2009] YYettie

Erm, I believe you already voted, Yettie. Gobshite.pillow talk 05:35, 17 January 2009 (UTC)

What? No, I didn't vote for Joe, I was merely concurring. - [11:03 17 January 2009] YYettie

But there is a 'for' picture next to your concurificationism. --J-Shea 11:06, 17 January 2009 (UTC)

Mmm...Not A Good Username360 added that. And besides if I was making a vote, it would not be indented. - [11:16 17 January 2009] YYettie

 Against. Acorrding to the thesaurus: "Concur=Agree". What other kind of person would put "I agree" on a nomination and not be voting for said person, then get upset when someone else thinks that said person forgot the  For. template? Answer: A gobshite, however, YTTE comes off as a useful gobshite, and his sin is not a big one. I shall NOT condemn/vote for such a user. There are more deserving gobshites this year. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 18:03, 17 January 2009 (UTC)

Comment but she doesn't know what gender she is, she left the wiki, and sense she sorta came back, most of her posts have been about confusing people about her gender. --Mnbvcxz 00:03, 18 January 2009 (UTC)

Comment not really, in my opinion, one cannot win UGotY and N00b Of the Month. UGotM, maybe, but not UGotY. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 00:34, 18 January 2009 (UTC)

Well, I never won NotM. You know why? Because Uncyclopedia is the WORST. pillow talk 19:34, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

Da boi's (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1 Javall-obsessed maniacs

•  Nom and For He (it?) definitely deserves this. What a moron. Da boi's0 07:06, 26 January 2009 (UTC)

1909

Dr. Skullthumper (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +6 buttmonkeys

• Nom and For. Putz. -- Roman Dog Bird 00:38, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
• Duh. sausage lol 18:49, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
• I can think of nobody more deserving of Doctor Skullthumper of the Year and i guess he should get this too!!! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:21, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
• SkullHUMPER --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 02:22, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
• SkullHEMPER Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 20:28, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
• Skullfucker lolz sausage lol 22:10, January 13, 2010 (UTC)

Guildensternenstein (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2 pretentious whiners

• Nom.

-- Roman Dog Bird 00:38, January 1, 2010 (UTC)

• For Writes great articles but couldn't make the transition to visual media. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:09, January 9, 2010 (UTC)
• Bless. Che } 23:35,25January,2010

Thekillerfroggy (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3 egotistical scat munchers

• Nom. Jerk. -- Roman Dog Bird 00:38, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
•  For. per above. --Mn-z 01:16, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
•  For. Per above above Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 12:17, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
• For. Per above. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:41, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

Joe9320 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3 and counting

• Nom and For. No user and I mean NO USER on uncyclopedia fits the requirements of UGotY more than him. USELESS. GOBSHITE. GOATSE. I do like him, though. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME • 07:32 • Saturday, 2-01-2010
• For. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 04:02, Jan 3 2010
• Fore Bleh. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 19:50, 24 January 2010 (UTC)

Gouncyclopedia! (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

• Nom & For. hey that gouncy guy is prety kool and i think he should get this award. Someone Who Is Absolutely NOT Gouncyclopedia

Cajek (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

• Nom & For. "Oh, hey guys, I'm back. Ha ha, I'm getting banned. I'll just squeeze out a feature and... okay, I'm leaving. Oh, hey, I'm back. Oh, look, I didn't do anything. Except get banned. And brag that the whole Pee Review system still exists in my userspace." Christ, man. This guy is so unable to shit or get off the pot that I'm pretty sure he just squats over the damn thing. pillow talk 19:27, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: -0 Lung

• nom and for. Still hasn't won gobshite of the month. --Docile hippopotamus 09:56, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
•  Against. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 20:26, January 13, 2010 (UTC)

The 2010 votage

Thekillerfroggy (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1

• Let's be honest here: I'm awful. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:34, January 2, 2011 (UTC)

  Invalid self-nom Don't bother editing this section, it will have no effect. --Scofield 12:11, January 3, 2011 (UTC)

• Nom. There. Problem solved. Seriously, though, anyone crazy enough to nominate himself for this kind of deserves it. That's a silly rule, and even sillier for some random person to wander through and try to enforce... 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 16:54, 3 January, 2011 (UTC)

Dr. Skullthumper (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +4 stinky, smelly, faggots

• This. Dude. SUCKS. --Roman Dog Bird 01:22, January 1, 2011 (UTC)
• CocksAs per Dr Skullfucker. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 02:38, January 2, 2011 (UTC)
• Traditionthumper. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:39, January 2, 2011 (UTC)
•  For. because for some reason, a lot of pages that his bot touched ended up on VFD. That has to mean something. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 22:35, January 6, 2011 (UTC)

  His bot went through everything that wasn't marked otherwise. Naturally, the worse ones tended to need spellcheckery more than the others, and plenty of older stuff winds up on VFD... 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 22:49, 6 January, 2011 (UTC)

Dexter111344 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +12 sorcerers, mages, warlocks, and related magic-users

• For plaguing my 2010 with the relentless assertion that "it" was done by some particular actor. pillow talk 02:08, January 1, 2011 (UTC)
• For Dexter111344's standards of quality far exceed that any Uncyclopedian I know. His efforts to improve the site by writing hilarious articles, fighting vandalism, cleaning up the cruft, and generally being a pleasant fellow outdo those from any other Uncyclopedian. Despite being here for four years, Dexter111344 (or "Snugglebunny" as those of us from UnSkype know him) has given Uncyclopedia his very best in 2010, and for that I must give my vote to him for Useless Gobshite of the Year. Congratulations Snuglebunny, you've earned it. Let his inevitable winning of this award inspire us all to not suck more than him. --EMC ^[TALK] 07:12 Jan 2 2011
• For That thing EMC said about him sucking. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 08:18, Sunday 02 January 2011 -
• Against EMC's comment was disgusting. I'm tired of all this mudslinging. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:07, January 9, 2011 (UTC)
• He's  the best shite here. A Sunni 13:-3 15 1 '11
• FUCK this guy - —rc (t) 22:11, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
• For That thing Colin AYB said about that thing EMC said about him sucking - – Preceding unsigned comment added by Todd Lyons (talk • contribs) 22:11, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
• What a dick. - Drama 22:11, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
• For. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:11, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
• Pacman. The fuck are we even voting for? Che } 04:14,22January,2011
• wut? LOL. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 2228 EST 24 2011
• Fucking hate this cunt. -- dismal Ape (pass) (Riot Porn) 02:54, January 28, 2011 (UTC)

ChiefjusticeDS (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +12 horrible annoyances

• Nom and for. Practically everything this guys does is annoying. I know he has annoyed the hell out of me pretty much since I joined; something tells me I can't be the only one... 1234 ~ 02:30, 1 January 2011

  Spiritual for. Fuck ChiefjusticeDS. pillow talk 02:43, January 1, 2011 (UTC)

• For Whatever Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 16:44, January 2, 2011 (UTC)
•  He banned me! Fuck him, fuck you, and fuck you all! |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill | 13:34, January 3, 2011 (UTC)
• For I remember this one time when ChiefjusticeDS deleted a featured article for no reason. Then after I banned him for this infringement, he went and banned me! He totally deserves this award. -- The Zombiebaron 19:04, January 3, 2011 (UTC)
• For Banned me for nothing one time. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 22:55, January 3, 2011 (UTC)
• For Good humored, and wasn't that upset at my article making fun of him. He don't take no shit from nobody! -- 23:42, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
• For I'm pretty sure he's gay. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 20:19, January 7, 2011 (UTC)
• No, he is NOT gay. He is actually Girl, like she always say. And there can be a little change that she is lesbian. But we are not sure. Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone... 05:56, January 10, 2011
• For He told me that he hated me on IRC :'( And then he stole my puppy. --^Dame 13:59, January 13, 2011 (UTC)
•  Against. Too useful. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 18:27, 13 January 2011
•  For. Without a doubt last year's most useless gobshite. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:32, 13 January 2011
•  For. He stole the word Gobshite from licking rural irish latrines and made it his own- the dirty big eejit -give him the yeast infection- in hourly nipple injections, for, as Richard Harris and Oscar Wilde were so fond of saying "Judge not and you shall rarely risk a Rhinoceros horn reaming" yours in wikijesus -- ⦿⨦⨀ Phrage (talk) 05:31, January 14, 2011 (UTC)
•  For. He gave my cat AIDS! Oh Hamish... Smuff ^{[i is an hero]} 11:44, January 30, 2011 (UTC)
•  Fuck ChiefJusticeDS. ^{Pirate Lord}__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 20:15, January 31, 2011 (UTC)
• He's the hand that soils the gravel. ~ 20:20, January 31, 2011 (UTC)

Lyrithya (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +4 crazy people.

• I don't care. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 07:36, 2 January, 2011 (UTC)

• Invalid self-nom. Don't bother editing this section, it will have no effect. --Scofield 11:57, January 3, 2011 (UTC)
  • For that matter, don't bother editing this page; it will have no effect. pillow talk 23:00, January 3, 2011 (UTC)
    • Don't bother editing this wiki; it will have no effect. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 23:02, January 3, 2011 (UTC)
      • Don't bother living; it will have no effect. We're all going to die, anyway. And that signature looks so sad cross out... ah, that's better. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 23:26, 3 January, 2011 (UTC)

•  Nom&For I'll edit whatever I want to! She couldn't even explain to me where babies come from and the birds and the bees. I had to reference Puppy's book (thanks, Al) → I am greatSoup? 23:15 3-Jan-11 ←
• Om nom nom. There, I nominate her, her pink templates are pink. Smuff ^{[i is an hero]} 20:20, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
• Such a gobshite! GEORGIEGIBBONS ^talk _{contributions} 20:57, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
• Meow. 1234 ~ 23:23, 17 January 2011

Mrowa (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

• Just a nom Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 16:46, January 2, 2011 (UTC)

Hyperbole (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

•  Nom&For He giveth us the number 1 article of 2009, then he followeth it up with QVFD-eligible shit? --Scofield 11:55, January 3, 2011 (UTC)

PuppyOnTheRadio (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

•  Nom Quite simply the Simon Cowell of this website. --Scofield 16:45, January 3, 2011 (UTC)

Dancing dude (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1+ Dance

•  Nom + for For the same reasons I nomed him for UGotM (minus the "Now that he can't dance any more" part). -- 00:14, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

Scofield (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

•  Nom Yeah, I know how I'm being a huge hypocrite by breaking the very rule that I was enforcing (drawing Mordillo's wrath in the process), but hey, all the more reason for you to vote me as the biggest asshole of the year. --Scofield 15:28, January 4, 2011 (UTC)
• Invalid For I'm attempting to edit this section, but it has no effect!!!! --—John Lydon 15:35, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

  I find this amusing. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 19:39, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

El cid1010 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

•  Nom There is no GOTY without this guy. Just look at the VFD archives if you don't believe me! --Scofield 12:49, January 10, 2011 (UTC)

Roman Dog Bird (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0 creeps

Nom... cause his page creeps the hell out of me --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 12:52, January 15, 2011 (UTC)

Comment Now what's that? A nom or a for? --~   13:45, January 15, 2011 (UTC)

I havent been on in 6 or so months... give me a break -_-" --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 13:51, January 15, 2011 (UTC)

Comment. Alright, I forgive you. --~   13:52, January 15, 2011 (UTC)

Wuss. --Roman Dog Bird 17:30, January 17, 2011 (UTC)

Maniac mcpee (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1 maniacs

Nom Because he just joined a few months ago, and he seems promising. He also thinks of himself as the next leader. --Oldie 23:58, January 17, 2011 (UTC)

 For.Thanks and all, but why am I nominated? -- 00:15, January 18, 2011 (UTC)

You are a Maniac. And you are a McPee. What else is there to know? A fun user, so I give a Spiritual Abstain. Aleister 00:18 18 1 '11

That's reassuring. Might as well get some votes too. -- 00:34, January 18, 2011 (UTC)

Invalid nomination as nominator was a sock that belonged to Maniac mpee. Even for this award, we don't approve of cheating.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 00:31, January 26, 2011 (UTC)

Shame, he was soo... Useless... -- 03:18, January 28, 2011 (UTC)

And speaking of useless... --      Go Crazy Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 05:30, January 28, 2011 (UTC)

2011 bitches

Lyrithya (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 12 frying pans in the face

• I think she deserves it this year. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 00:17, January 1, 2012 (UTC) HOW COULD I FORGET ROMAN DOG BIRD??? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:08, January 1, 2012 (UTC)
• So lazy. Mattsnow 11:51, January 4, 2012 (UTC)
•  For. 1234 ~ 17:39, 6 January 2012
•  Yes, she is very fitting of this after all. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 21:40, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
•  For. Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 12:55, January 26, 2012 (UTC)
•  For. Yea, she's good. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)   00:27, January 31, 2012 (UTC) Nevermind. For some reason I thought this was for photo-chopper of the year. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)   00:29, January 31, 2012 (UTC)
• Support. This user has been an ongoing pain when it comes to common interaction with the community, and probably could use a thorough thwacking. -— Isarra (talk) 23:23, January 31, 2012 (UTC)
•  I'd say so. -- Roderick Clemens (talk) 23:25, January 31, 2012 (UTC)
• OH GOD WHY IS EVERYTHING PINK WHY CANT I EDIT WHAT DID SHE DO WIKIA DO WHAT?1 Cogcog*GloG?? 23:27, January 31, 2012 (UTC)
• lol fuck you Sockhog 23:29, January 31, 2012 (UTC)
•  For. °º•ô®@Q Mistress Lipstick Sockalockalock January 31, 2012 ~ 23:32 (UTC)
•  Against. Don't you people have anything better to do? --Nuuurrrg, uurrg... 1 31, 2012: 23:38
• So usless. -- -— Apheori (habla) 23:41, 31 January 2012
•  For. I don't even know what I'm doing here. ~Lilivati 23:43, 31 January 2012 (UTC)
• for. -- Eggplant fat • • • SOSMELL What? 1234 ~ 23:57, 31 January 2012
• Support. Kelly ^(Hazuhka)
• Keep. —The preceding signed comment was added by Supposing this is not the same database (talk • contribs)
•  cowsay ~ Athyria *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) --

Frosty (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

• Nom -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:40, January 1, 2012 (UTC)
• Spiritual for ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:22, January 7, 2012 (UTC)

Lollipop (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

• Nom -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:40, January 1, 2012 (UTC)

Olipro (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

• Nom -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:40, January 1, 2012 (UTC)
•  For. I love a good Oli to Oli vote. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)   00:31, January 31, 2012 (UTC)

Dr. Skullthumper (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1

• Nom -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:40, January 1, 2012 (UTC)
• forever and ever and ever --Roman Dog Bird 10:34, January 1, 2012 (UTC)

Roman Dog Bird (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 12

• Nom + For More useless, he gives uncyclopedia a bad name as evident with the amount of usernames designed to insult him. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 00:48, January 1, 2012 (UTC)
• spiritual self-for: ponyfag, incredibly worthless as an admin and user, and not even remotely funny. BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT DR. SKULLTHUMPER. --Roman Dog Bird 10:38, January 1, 2012 (UTC)
• I've voted for this guy on UotY a couple times. I realized far too late that I forgot the "G" both times. Holy FUCK FOR. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 15:54, January 1, 2012 (UTC)
• Yes! Yes! A thousand times yes! All of the awards might soon ascend into bandwagons, and at the risk of joining those early I'm holding my votes, but I've got to vote for Roman Bird Dog for this one. I'll never get back the hours of wasted time I've spent laughing at his battles with the 92 vandal (spriritual  For. the 92 vandal, one of my favorite people around here), you owe me that time back RDB, and I want it back now. Aleister 22:17 New Years Day
• The best of the worst. The worst of the best. -- The Zombiebaron 22:23, January 1, 2012 (UTC)
• FOR! The fact that Gayniggers from Outer Space redirects to his userpage is reason enough. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:11, January 4, 2012 (UTC)
• For. Because he's a stupid gay nigger faggot and I hope he get some venereal disease. He's also the monkey king, but that's unrelated. -RAHB 03:05, January 5, 2012 (UTC)
•  For. Per Roman Dog Bird himself. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:06, 6 January 2012
• For. For teaching us that there is poetry in casual racism/homophobia. Thank you, RDB. --Black Flamingo 17:10, January 10, 2012 (UTC)
• Since i can't blank dis page without being reverted. imma vote for. --Page blanking troll 3 06:22, January 14, 2012 (UTC)
• Emphases on the useless part. -- 23:53, January 29, 2012 (UTC)
• He smells nice. He's a good piggy. ~ 23:39, 31 January 2012
• Fuck this nigga hard --Rcmurphy

Haydrahlienne (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

• Nom Pup 01:14 01 Jan '12
•  Blatant and unrepentant abuse of user rights. ~ I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:00, 1 February 2012

Wikia (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

• They have managed to break so much this past year that it's actually pretty funny. Add to that the things that they've broken further by trying to fix, they actually make me feel competent by comparison. Which in this case isn't even saying much, oddly. 1234 ~ 22:33, 1 January 2012
• While they certainly deserve this award, I don't intend to waste my vote on them. I'm sure that's why they've been screwing up so much this year, to win this award. Well, fuck 'em. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:09, 6 January 2012

2019

me

Score: 3.99999

• If you vote for me and I win, I'll make a comeback, I "promise" ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 00:57, 8 January 2020 (UTC)
•  For. Gobshite, more like bobshit. User:CandidToaster/sig 01:38, 8 January 2020 (UTC)
• Large boner (+0.99999) Yup.  Cassandra  (talk) 07:00pm  December 31, 1969
•  I love you ~ Kakun · talk 05:26, 8 January 2020 (UTC)

2020

Kippy (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: poooooooooo

• N+F The fact he has never won this is the biggest crime against nature since some mad lad ate a bat in Wuhan. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:58, 6 January 2021 (UTC)
•  0.7777 Fors For being inactive for like 0.7777 months.  Cassandra  (talk) 09:20am  January 6, 2021
• His man scent really turns me on ShabiDOO 14:08, 6 January 2021 (UTC)
•  For I'm fed up with his incessant mockery of the sacred art of journalism. MrX blow me 17:22, 6 January 2021 (UTC)

2021

Nicolassequeira (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +5

• Nom and for Fuck it, let's turn up the funny. This mans has been banned from every single place imaginable, this guy has made some of the worst Chris-Chan like comics in history and he has really, really terrible opinions about basically anything and everything. This guy is comedic gold for the wrong reasons and I think it's right if I nominate him for this award. RealLifeCartman (talk) 03:31, 19 January 2022 (UTC) retracting nom because Kippy makes a strong point, we've got to cut back on our Nicolas. --RealLifeCartman (talk) 17:32, 31 January 2022 (UTC)
•  Strong For. Duh.  Cassandra  (talk) 20:15, 19 January 2022 (UTC)
•  For. Finally, sir, an award you unironically deserve. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 23:51, 19 January 2022 (UTC)
•  LMAO. I think I'm legally required to vote for on this. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 18:39, 31 January 2022 (UTC)
•  For. teh lulz. --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 00:54, 1 February 2022 (UTC)
•  For. This... isn't even a joke like most of Useless Gobshite is. Person. (look, i don't know your gender, so person it is instead of mr or ms) Nicolassequeira, you unironically are a useless gobshite. Your contributions may be OK, but being a jerk on that level certainly isn't. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 15:05, 23 May 2022 (UTC)

The Woodburninator (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +4

• Nomination and Strong For Only made one (publicly visible) edit this year and it was an attempt to "burn this place down". Basically the definition of a useless gobeshite. -- The Zombiebaron 16:51, 31 January 2022 (UTC)
• Guess I'll shite. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 17:04, Jan. 31, 2022
•  For. MrX blow me 17:17, 31 January 2022 (UTC)
•  For. He shops at sear. RealLifeCartman (talk) 23:55, 31 January 2022 (UTC)