User talk:Cows go moo when they poo
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VFP[edit source]
You might want to stop there with the pics on VFP, matey. I don't think people are going to be that impressed. Free advice freely given. :-) RabbiTechno 16:30, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
- Yeah. What he said. Except that I, unlike the good Rabbi here, happen to have a banstick. And one more VFP-flood like that, and you'll get to see it up close and personal buddy. I mean, it's not like you can't see it either way, I kind of just leave it on my side table whenever I'm not using it. Just try not to muck it up, it gets enough of that, what with all the blood and inards and such. -RAHB 06:12, 10 December 2008 (UTC)
Here's Your Christmas Tree[edit source]
----Pleb- Sawblade5 [citation needed] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 09:59, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
Oy[edit source]
You're transcluding your entire userpage when you sign... either make a signature template User:Cows go moo when they poo/sig and transclude that or just put in a link to your userpages[[User:Cows go moo when they poo]] instead of a transclusion {{User:Cows go moo when they poo}} in your settings signature. ~ 
*shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101025 - 13:50 (UTC)
Welcome Back[edit source]
I noticed that you nominated another image on VFP. However, I believe that your artistic style may be more appreciated on this wiki. --Mn-z 23:31, October 25, 2010 (UTC)
