User:Acrolo

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	UnBooks Author of the Month December 2009

	UnBooks Author of the Month September 2009

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Featured Article: HowTo:Milk a Cow

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Featured Article: UnBooks: My unusual relationship with a volley ball by the name of Wilson

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Featured Article: UnBooks:Jonathan Livingston Chicken

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	Foolitzer Prize Winner August 2009

Knight Commander of the Order

HARRO!!!!

This user is South African
…and therefore keeps elephants as pets.

This user is right-handed.

In Latin, they would be Dexter.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!

This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.

This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.

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This user has written 24 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

This user has graduated from the adoption program! Kudos! from Sycamore.

Articles[edit | edit source]

Mainspace[edit | edit source]

UnBooks[edit | edit source]

UnBooks: My unusual relationship with a volley ball by the name of Wilson (FEATURED!)
UnBooks:Winnie The Shit
UnBooks:Jonathan Livingston Chicken (FEATURED!)

HowTo[edit | edit source]

HowTo:Host an emo pity party (FEATURED NAMESPACE)
HowTo: Milk a cow (Pls runner up + FEATURED)

UnTunes[edit | edit source]

Why?[edit | edit source]

Why?:You shouldn't take acid before riding a bicycle

UnNews[edit | edit source]

UnNews:Obama swats a fly, causing the death of future maggot (Lead)
UnNews:Michael Jackson not dead, M.J. Phone Home
UnNews:Michael Jackson's death saves global economy (Lead)
UnNews:Man suffers caffeine underdose (2nd and 3rd Lead)
UnNews:Mary-Jane cought with pot! (3rd Lead)
UnNews:Seven Ate Nine!
UnNews:Drug dealers go on strike, rehabs becoming increasingly overbooked (Lead) (Audio by Zana Dark)
UnNews:Satan considers retirement! Blog discovery reveals all
UnNews:He shoots, he misses! (3rd Lead) (Audio by Zana Dark)
UnNews:Swine flu cured using blue dye found in M&M's!
UnNews:Man makes headlines
UnNews:PETCO releases revolutionary new dog beer product (Lead)
UnNews:Queen Elizabeth requests new underwear for her sore tush (2nd Lead)
UnNews:Mrs. Christ arrested for fraud!
UnNews:Indian woman unveils world's largest pair of scissors
UnNews:Tragedy strikes again; Justin Bieber found alive in his apartment

Current Work In Progress[edit | edit source]

My Manipulations[edit | edit source]

The official GTA spoof
Jonathan Livingston Chicken.
Like shit through a strainer.
Extracted from the game
Extracted from the game
Mary-Jane
All your drugs r belong to us!
I have the full collection
Need milk.
Mary Magdalene's arrest.
Mary was a gold digger.
Pink Prejudiced Piglets.
Rabbit and Tigger in the city.
Winnie The Shit.
Unheard and unseen the Heffalump.

Misc Pages[edit | edit source]

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