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"Little Wiccan Chicken" is a song that was written by a band. The band could not think of a cool name, because they were too busy concentrating on rhyming with the word chicken. If the band did have a name however, it would have had something to do with chickens; Like Mexico, Jonathan Livingston or Cockalandra. According to an interview with the band's stoned bassist, "Wiccan Chicken" was like an idea that like you know formed in like his head just like you know randomly maaan. The band never really sold any records, but they did win a coupon for three at any "Chicken Delicious" nationwide.
Lyrics[edit | edit source]
- I am just a little chicken,
- Too afraid to cross the road,
- But if I practice all my Wiccan,
- I’ll turn that truck into a toad
- Boil him in a pot of water,
- Eat him with a side of rice
- Hope the meat don’t taste like chicken,
- Cause that really won’t be nice…
(Chorus)
- Little, Wiccan, chicken gonna get you,
- Little, Wiccan, chicken gonna get you,
- Little, Wiccan, chicken gonna get you,
- Little, Wiccan, chicken gonna get you,
- Beware, out there,
- He’ll wave his wand and pluck you bare now
- Little, Wiccan, chicken gonna get you,
- Little, Wiccan, chicken gonna get you,
- Little, Wiccan, chicken gonna get you,
- Little, Wiccan, chicken gonna get you,
- Beware, out there,
- He’ll cast a spell and ring his bell
- Colonel Sanders thought he had it
- When he dipped us into crumbs,
- Turned my friend into a nugget,
- but with this spell I’ll have his thumbs
- Look into my book of shadows,
- Turn to page 69
- Stoke the fire with my bellows,
- Domination will be mine.
(Chorus)
- Lead Break
- Knocking back a Rooster Booster
- Think it’s time to break a leg,
- Looking forward to the future,
- Gonna lay myself an egg,
- In the middle of the highway
- A poultry truck comes rushing by,
- I don’t give a damn what they say,
- I still have 9 lives to try.
- Little, Wiccan, chicken gonna get you,
- Little, Wiccan, chicken gonna get you,
- Little, Wiccan, chicken gonna get you,
- Little, Wiccan, chicken gonna get you,
- Beware, out there,
- He’ll wave his wand and pluck you bare now
- Little, Wiccan, chicken gonna get you,
- Little, Wiccan, chicken gonna get you,
- Little, Wiccan, chicken gonna get you,
- Little, Wiccan, chicken gonna get you,
- Beware, out there,
- He’ll cast a spell and ring his bell
- Beware, out there,
- He’ll wave his wand and pluck you bare.