User talk:An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays

Come in, take off your blouse...

This is my talkpage. I will reply here. Not elsewhere. -- sanguine Ape (multiply) (Riot Porn) 19:57, 3 October 2007 (UTC)

• User talk:An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays/Special Bin For Crap (UnSignposts go here so that my browser stops crashing all the time.)
• User talk:An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays/archive1 (Highlights include: A vicious flamewar over a terrible kitten huffing article;Some madman saying: "KnoW TimEs Not tOO GooD? WheaT In MNY CEREAAAAL? THE cornFLARES? girls")
• User talk:An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays/archive2 (Highlights include: Mostly Unsignposts really. And Modus yelling at me for some stupid edit I did while high.)
• User talk:An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays/archive3 (Highlights include: Drama over Mohammed's repressed homosexuality. Drama over children, or something. Drama over me saying mean things to various people who quite clearly deserved it. Some guy telling me he had a dream about me, which made me very uncomfortable.)
• User talk:An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays/archive4 (Highlights include: Loads of boring stuff about colonizations, some faggot pointing out that I keep ripping off the Onion, LOADS OF DRAMA)

Faggot is fag

Go fuck Colin ya commie. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:08, August 25, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, you dirty, dirty commie. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 22:39, Wednesday 25 August 2010 -

All fucking Paddies- I might have fucking known. Fuck it ! Are ye culchies or jackeens ?-- ⦿⨦⨀ Phrage (talk) 23:32, August 25, 2010 (UTC)

Avast me hearties!

By the powers! this e'er be fer a reminder o' tha great, grand Imperial Colonization be startin' up again! Whether you be a sprog or a privateer we be expectin' ya ta come 'round an participate in this sweet trade lessen' you be a lily-livered squiffy, scallywag, or scurvy dog thar. Aye! ~ Buccaneer Happytimes.

(See also: Forum:Drumming up the IC furor!)

The current project: Dinosaur

Now in the writing phase (Oh UN:IC, how your rules are now broken....)

Thanks!

You voted in support of antinatalism. The future totalitarian world government will make sure to have you sterilized. Thanks for participating in saving the planet! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:06, 13 September 2010

Rape victim

Just thought you should understand my thought processes on this one. As much as I feel humor can get past any taboo, for larger taboos you need larger laughs. This article is short on concept, and to get it to a point where I would be happy to see it feature would be a significant leap, and I can't see how that could be done. It's a giggle, but needs to be a guffaw. Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 22:24, Sep 14 2010 UTC

Hey I saw your post for the adopt a noob page, any chance in adopting me? That would be pretty awesome, so far I've read the Beginner's Guide and the Be funny and not just stupid.

Thanks! Phaserjunkie

That's more than I did as a noob. Also, you might want to turn new messages into new headers. Just a tip. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 17:27, Thursday 30 September 2010 -

MTV Cribs

I finally did it. Hopefully it's a help. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:14, October 1, 2010 (UTC)

HOLY FUCK YES!!!

THANK YOU for fucking voting me the motherfucking writer of the month!!!1 You rule!!!1 Fuck yeah!!!1 !!!!! User:Mrthejazz/sig 04:11, October 3, 2010 (UTC)

Foolizer

Hey, bro! Keep that Foolizer Vote thingy on top of your userpage. Cheers!--Funnybony    22:07, Oct 4

And now you win.

	Foolitzer Prize Winner October 2010

Congratulations on your apparent second Foolitzer. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101102 - 02:41 (UTC)

Thanks!

The world is forever in your debt. If you're interested, you can also vote at Uncyclopedia:Top10 10/Nov, for great justice and stuff. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:16, 5 December 2010

Adopt-A-Noob

Hello. Would you consider adopting me?--FlippyChippy 20:18, March 26, 2011 (UTC)

I don't know why you're so obsessed with AAOET, but he hasn't edited since late January. He's probably on vacation. Why not try someone who's more active? (talk) 20:20, March 26, 2011 (UTC)

Is there a version of...

...this with the "D" highlighted instead of the "P"? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:13, April 3, 2011 (UTC)

Recent UnNews template

Please run your stories by a third party before adding them to the Recent UnNews template. Thanks. ~  Talk 00:14, 21 July 2011 (UTC)

No. Fuck off. -- sanguine Ape (multiply) (Riot Porn) 00:32, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

You tell 'em. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 03:19, Thursday 21 July 2011 -

Dude less that more this

okay fellas? aight (PS: someone could undo that infinite ban if they want. i might. but i also gotta go to bed. nigga gotta work in the morning.) -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 03:27, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

What I meant to say was, I've written loads of featured UnNewses. I'm not going to run my articles by someone when they're quite obviously good enough to go on the template. -- sanguine Ape (multiply) (Riot Porn) 13:49, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

Shakespeare had duds, too. Are you saying you're better than he was? And I've written a bunch of featured UnNewses, as well, but I don't have the arrogance to assume everything I write should be put on the main page. I'm proud of my humility. ~  Talk 14:26, 21 July 2011 (UTC)

Are you actually saying it's a dud article, or are you just trying to make a point? -- sanguine Ape (multiply) (Riot Porn) 14:36, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

And if it's the latter, can you please add my article already and stop wasting everyone's time? -- sanguine Ape (multiply) (Riot Porn) 14:48, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

It isn't the latter. It's an alright article that I didn't find Main Page worthy, and still don't. ~  Talk 15:49, 21 July 2011 (UTC)

Back when I was last a regular editor, there wasn't an arbiter who got to decide. When were you made dictator of UnNews? -- sanguine Ape (multiply) (Riot Porn) 16:16, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

Here. http://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=Forum:The_UnNews_discussion&t=20110601171910 --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:33, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

Lolwhut? -- sanguine Ape (multiply) (Riot Porn) 17:46, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

I don't see anything wrong with the article, made me snicker like a schoolgirl. Regardless of what anyone might think no single person has anymore right to dictate what happens on UnNews than anyone else. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Yeah I'm going to start a forum topic to resolve this issue, rather than having a massive edit war. I think in the interim, the article should stay on the fucking template, since more people seem to like it than not. -- sanguine Ape (multiply) (Riot Porn) 19:30, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

I mean like if you want, but it's there in the template's rules for next time. The next time you add another one of your own articles, no one will undo your ban. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:27, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

Notice I'm not editing the template, merely suggesting that the article should stay on the template, and starting a calm and rational discussion. Chill out. -- sanguine Ape (multiply) (Riot Porn) 21:34, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

NO YOU CHILL OUT -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:40, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

Hey! It`s me! You remember me? We were at the same team! I meant, are!

Hey, I`d like to inform that I`ve made the first competition page! It`s this! You can contribute it to better shape, but there is also one free place for another article! Maybe YOU want to write it, who knows. But, the competition is on! OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 08:06 3 August 2011

What better way to revitalize your presence on uncyclopedia

than this? --ShabiDOO 11:36, January 24, 2012 (UTC)

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