User talk:Gouncyclopedia!

Welcome!

WELCOME!
I'm sure you will like it here!

Hello, Gouncyclopedia!, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. You seem to have a sense of humor, but to be sure that it corresponds to the kind humor that is accepted on this site I suggest checking out the following links:

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At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but I do recommend it, it can be quite enjoyable, and it's a good chance to let others take notice of your writing. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:Gouncyclopedia!/Article about stuff) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian, and remember: Have fun with it. We're all here to have a good time and a good laugh. Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. Again, welcome!

-Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:37, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

Seriously

Get a hold of yourself. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 20:41, 20 January 2009 (UTC)

In the words of Modus:

• 1rd: put your comments after other peoples' comments, not in the middle of one comment,
• 2st: At the end of your comment, put "~~~~" (hold down shift and hit the key that's to the left of the 1 key and above the shift key a total of four times).

In the words of the {{tilde}} template:

OBSERVE THIS GIANT ANGRY TILDE

Due to the regrettable fact that you have entirely forgotten to sign your posts, the entirety of Uncyclopedia is very mad at you. This is rather unfortunate as many of us are capable of summoning Grues at will. I politely suggest that you quickly rectify this by using the four-tilde rule whenever you post on a talk page from now on. Copy and paste the following handy text for your own convenience in signing your posts: ~~~~

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In the words of me:

Sign your posts with four tildes. It's not that hard, and all the cool kids do it. Don't you wanna be cool? Of course you do! So start signing. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:20, Jan 31

lrn2irc

mmkay? Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 03:20, 1 February 2009 (UTC)

Look, kid

I'm happy that TYATU has a fan, but seriously, kid, you really need to work on your writing. Plus, please don't write for TYATU until you have some experience around the wiki. Seriously. Are you trying to become Syndrome or something? Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 02:56, 3 February 2009 (UTC)

Okay, to explain what you are doing wrong:

• You have to put every line of dialogue on a seperate line. Press enter after each line. ==(blahblahblah)== only works if it has a line of its own, also.
• TYATU is really not meant for newbies. You need to know how a lot of Uncyclopedians act to write for TYATU. Then you can parody the actions of said Uncyclopedians. And no, I don't mean lots and lots of mes. I mean lots and lots of Uncyc users.
• Grammar; and speelyng are obviously not your strong suits, but the Proofreading Service can help with that. To a certain extent, that is.
• PLEASE, PLEASE SIGN YOUR COMMENTS WITH FOUR ~s. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 15:57, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
• AND PLEASE, THINK BEFORE YOU ACT! It will make you come over a whole lot more intelligent. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:17, 3 February 2009 (UTC)

You are now in TYATU, Derek Scott

Well, then. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 00:04, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

Hello, again.

First: Congratulations on winning your first award!

Second: I see you're trying to create TYATU Season 4 again. Please at least wait for season 3 to end before you do that. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 06:04, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

Gouncyclopedia! 22:27, 12 March 2009 (UTC)how many episodes will season three have and be serious dudeGouncyclopedia! 22:27, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

Be serious? This is Uncyclopedia! Oh, and we don't know how many episodes yet. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 00:19, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

well i made a zork series and i already made 3 episodes today

Why...

...do you put your sig at the beginning and end of comments, anyway? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:04, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

TYATU

The ICU tag on your TYATU episodes expired without you doing much about them. So I moved them to your userspace:

• User:Gouncyclopedia!/TYATU season 4/2
• User:Gouncyclopedia!/TYATU season 4/3
• User:Gouncyclopedia!/TYATU season 4/4
• User:Gouncyclopedia!/TYATU season 4/5

May I suggest taking notice of what the ICU tag said - at the very least, add the TYATU template at the bottom, and add the episodes to it so that they actually link from somewhere. --UU - natter 10:24, Mar 18 Gouncyclopedia! 20:14, 18 March 2009 (UTC)ok then im starting tyatu season four Gouncyclopedia! 20:16, 18 March 2009 (UTC)how do i put the tenplate on?

To add templates: go to an existing TYATU page with the template on. Edit the page, find the template on the page (templates are the things in curly brackets like {{this}}, copy it and paste it to your article. Also, add some links to the pages. Generally improve the formatting and stuff. I've now moved two more pages, User:Gouncyclopedia!/UnScripts:TYATU season 4/1 and User:Gouncyclopedia!/UnScripts:TYATU season 4/2 to your userspace because the ICU on them ran out. If someone puts an ICU on an article, don't ignore it, follow the advice on it or they are likely to get deleted. I may run out of patience and stop userspacing them for you, and just delete them myself! ;-) --UU - natter 09:59, Mar 20

I just ran out of patience. Read the fucking ICU tags, add the template, add links, format the pages, don't leave them half finished or any more you create will be deleted. Got it? --UU - natter 10:59, Mar 23

Well, I came here to see if this issue had been previously addressed, and to add to any previous messages that I would be moving three more of these into your userspace. However, seeing as UU has given you more than enough warning, and seeing as it's been several days since the last ultimatum, and you've still neglected to work on these any further than the two-minute crap you throw onto the pages, I'll be deleting the latest batch of expired ICUs. Let me know if you urgently need them back. -RAHB 01:46, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

I'm getting fed up having to wade through page after page of your TYATU stuff on ICU. You've had warnings from several admins now. Take notice of the tags and do something about them, or stop creating them, or read the beginner's guide and HTBFANJS and try to make them decent, or something. If I have to delete many more of these things, my banstick's gonna get some work, clear? --UU - natter 09:35, Apr 6

Genius!

Your writing is so absolutely terrible it has brought a smile to the creator of TYATU's face based on that fact alone. But put it on fanfiction.net instead of here. We don't like that stuff here. We like good writing, not funny to read trash, unfortunately. There's a big difference between terrible writing and good writing. ~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

3/04/2009 @ 02:09

We eventually decided to put it in as a sort of self-parody sub-series. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 04:04, 3 April 2009

Gouncyclopedia! 21:49, 3 April 2009 (UTC)alright then well how do you put things on fanfiction.net without uploading it

...Wow. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 23:06, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

Hmmm...Now, would someone tell me what's going on please? I just spent ten minutes hacking these articles up because it seemed people took light in this guy's terrible writing, and because I had read Uncyclopedian's crossed out comment before it was crossed out, and I didn't want to be a dick. Also because all those red links were still shining through on the TYATU template. So are we keeping it all, or trashing it all? Someone closer to TYATU tell me. -RAHB 01:56, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

Right now, I have no idea. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 06:27, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

Maybe we can change the titles of those? Not TYATU but something else. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:57, 13 April 2009 (UTC)Gouncyclopedia! 20:22, 15 April 2009 (UTC)well never mind i can upload

Times up

Myself and some other admins had just about enough with you. So here is the rules you'll be working according to in the next future, if you'd like to stay active on the site:

1. You will stop signing your posts like an idiot. If you can't be bothered to learn how to edit properly, you won't be editing at all.
2. You will stop creating forum posts until I will feel that you are fit to regain this right again. Any more forum posts will ensure an immediate ban.
3. You will stop creating TYATU or whatever you want to call them articles. You are wasting the admins time with articles that keep getting deleted over and over again.
4. What you will do is to find yourself an adopter, learn how to edit properly and start acting as a contributing member of this community, or you won't be acting at all. If you need any help or explanations, many of us will be happy to lay a hand. You just need to ask.

You have ignored similar messages in the past, do not ignore this one. Further warnings will not be given. ~ 08:46, 17 April 2009 (UTC)

Strike all of the above, I see that Spang already took care of you. Fare thee well. ~ 11:57, 17 April 2009 (UTC)

Go Gouncyclopedia!

OptyC Sucks! CUN19:31, 18 AprG'wan, git outta here. We'll save a spot for you when you come back in two years.OptyC Sucks! CUN19:31, 18 Apr

Saberwolf116 03:43, 19 April 2009 (UTC) And sign your sig right when you get back.

Two years later and he still couldn't do it :( -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:00, May 8, 2011 (UTC)

If it wasn't so funny, it would be tragic! Perhaps another long cruise until you get the sig thing sorted out Gouncy? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:11, May 8, 2011 (UTC)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA --Roman Dog Bird 20:18, May 11, 2011 (UTC)

I wonder if Gouncy is still out there...waiting....waiting.....waiting..to return....--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:38, November 10, 2011 (UTC)

Ban Lifted

You can return Gouncy! Your sentence has been served. An electronic tag has been fitted in case you fail to get the sig thing sorted out again. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:29, December 19, 2012 (UTC)