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Welcome back![edit]

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Hi, thanks for the welcome. I am unfortunately not much of a freedom fighter so I do not think I will be of much use to your cause, but I wish you luck in your endeavor. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 07:17, 3 June 2013 (UTC)

A sight for sore eyes![edit]

How's it been going? We have never actually met, but a few years back Mhaille told me you would be willing to join us in an extra-uncyclopedic project. The project came to nothing in the end so that's why we didn't meet back then. Very much welcome back. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 07:08, 3 June 2013 (UTC)

Hi Multi, thanks for the welcome, good to be back :) --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 07:18, 3 June 2013 (UTC)
Oh and before I forget: let's collaborate on images whenever it suits a purpose. I can draw originals for you to turn into other stuff. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 07:47, 3 June 2013 (UTC)
That would be awesome. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 07:53, 3 June 2013 (UTC)

Here's one[edit]


If you want to improve it. Take it apart or whatever; I have the original of course. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 10:32, 4 June 2013 (UTC)

Awesome, I'll give it a go. I generally just mash images together so this is gonna be interesting. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 21:53, 4 June 2013 (UTC)
Also, if you make templates, I would need two. One is "Thank you for reading this article." with optional additional text under the header. Very official-looking; to be used bottom centre of page. The other was...? I don't remember now. BTW more coming on the Star Trek bit. I'll make those line drawings so you can flesh them out. Those will be scenes from the upcoming film. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 06:17, 5 June 2013 (UTC)
Another one there. It's a line drawing but the light was too uneven for camera... if you want me to snap a better one of it I can do, but I suppose Photoshop can deal with those grays easily. Also, do it the way you want to. My only wish is that you keep it pretty clear the way it is now. Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 10:24, 5 June 2013 (UTC)
Ok, I tried, this is my first attempt/draft. Criticism is very welcome cause I have no idea what I'm doing. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 19:56, 7 June 2013 (UTC)
That's just great. Maybe add some blue/violet hues on the shadow side of the characters for added depth. It's good the way it is now, too. At a second look: the blue-clad character should be shaded flat to give the same impression the original drawing gives. I mean - don't make half of his chest/stomach look rounded towards the viewer. Hard to explain what I mean.... but compare to the drawing and keep it simpler the way the drawing is. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 20:20, 7 June 2013 (UTC)
Thanks, I'm not very good at shading and perspective. That's pretty much why I stick to chopping rather than drawing. But I'll give it a go. I see what you mean, he looks a bit inflated. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 20:27, 7 June 2013 (UTC)
I'll get on IRC now - I have clear ideas suddenly. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 20:28, 7 June 2013 (UTC)

Since no one else has already done this...[edit]

Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi! And welcome back! Weeee! This is fun. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngWed, Jun 5 '13 1:19 (UTC)

Thanks! Glad you're enjoying yourself. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 19:57, 7 June 2013 (UTC)


What do you use to make your pictures? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 00:27 11 June 2013

Photoshop CS6, and sometimes Illustrator. Why? -Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 00:29, 11 June 2013 (UTC)
All your images look really good and I was wondering how you do it. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 00:30 11 June 2013
Oh, thank you. If you want some pics for articles lemme know. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 00:34, 11 June 2013 (UTC)
Will do. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 00:36 11 June 2013

Week-old news two weeks late: The UnSignpost![edit]

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I missed you[edit]

new version...
or old version

and may be forced to come back permanently just to say hi more frequently. So, hi en totsiens 'n rukkie - or something like that. I was never very good at Afrikaans Sog1970 (talk) 20:47, 11 June 2013 (UTC)

Soggy! I missed you too! If my return makes you come back then it will truly be triumphant. Your Afrikaans was quite flawless just there. Hope it really is just 'n rukkie. Come back soon. And write something for me to illustrate, I always had the most fun with your pic requests. -Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 21:03, 11 June 2013 (UTC)
Well, just because you asked.... Asseblief, kan jy maak a couple things for me. I need a BBC logo with the words "Blasphemy, Buggery and Communism" below it. And, since I know that's too easy for you - do you think you could make a picture of the Tellytubbies (or a Tellytubby) dressed as miner(s)? It's for this - which I'm not even convinced is very good. i'm rather out of practice at such stuff.Sog1970 (talk) 17:48, 3 July 2013 (UTC)
Hehehe, it is awesome! I kan maak those pics vir jou and then I'm gonna nom the shit outta that article. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 05:42, 11 July 2013 (UTC)
Here are 2 logo options, the tellytubby miner is on its way. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 06:04, 11 July 2013 (UTC)
Brilliant! I missed this sort of thing. Now I have to decide which to use, of course. Decisions are not my cup of tea. Toodle-pip, old thing..--Sog1970 (talk) 11:59, 15 July 2013 (UTC)
Sonje's not old! :O Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 01:46, 14 August 2013


Hi, going on a vacation this friday. Gonna be on IRC before that; I hope to catch you before I go. Some music coming your way. Can't wait to hear your input - when's the soundproofing due? -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 06:09, 19 June 2013 (UTC)

Jesus F. Starbucks - did I really use the word "input"? That vacation is not one day too early. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 06:10, 19 June 2013 (UTC)
Hey Multi, my office is under construction (for soundproofing amongst other things) for the next month so I will be pretty scarce. You can expect my input soon after hopefully. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 18:15, 22 June 2013 (UTC)
Same here - I'll record something for you by 1.8. or so. I'll meet you on IRC thenabouts before I send anything. Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 18:57, 22 June 2013 (UTC)


I've got an image request for you. Basically, what I would like is, the Grim Reaper (or death, whatever), the Devil and SPIKE THE DOG in a bar. If you can't do it or find it too hard, then that's fine, but I would be very grateful if you could do it. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 10:59 22 June 2013

Bit busy at the moment, but will defo give it a go soon as I can :) --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 18:16, 22 June 2013 (UTC)

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Enjoy! IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 10:21 7 July 2013

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