User talk:Sonje/2

Three Things

Oscar incarcerated

Oscar's "Lemonade" Stand

One. The article I requested a few pictures for is being written. Here is the link if you are still up for it. If you helped me I would be greatly appreciative. Second. This page is getting long. You should consider archiving it soon to make it more convenient. Third. There are only two things. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 01:13, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

1. - Indeed, I am still up for it. I'll have a look and see what I can come up with.
2. - What an astute abservation Sir Tagstit, the page was truly becoming inconveniently verbose.
3. - Can we pretend there was a third thing? Just for symmetry? --^Dame 09:46, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

• 1. Alright awesome, I am looking for really depressing pictures that show Oscar sad in a black and white pick. Like the depression pictures during the Great Depression if that makes sense.
• 2. Beautiful archivemenship. Couldn't have done it better myself.
• 3. Hmm...we could always make a third thing up. What's in the news these days? ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 15:09, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

I've added a first draft pic of the orphanage years. I'm working on some other ideas. --^Dame 17:32, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

I loved it. I was laughing when I saw it. A few things though. First, he doesn't need to be in a trash can. The story flows in a way that doesn't lead him into the trash can until the end. Also, could he not be green, but colored like the rest of the picture? It might be too hard to do but if you could do it that'd be great. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 18:33, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

Mkay, I made the changes you requested and I'm gonna start on the next one. I'm thinking either a blood stained Elmo soldier or Big Bird and Zoe caught in the act. Or both, We'll see. Lemme know if you have specific ideas. --^Dame 17:10, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

Hmm, I would probably prefer a war picture over a sex picture. Maybe one where Oscar has a helmet on and Elmo is in the back getting shot or something. I am pretty open though. Maybe something a little more intense, like Elmo and Oscar fighting side by side looking all mad and fierce. I think that'd look good. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 18:47, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

How bout this? --^Dame 01:03, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

Absolutely love it! It is perfect! I really really like it. It'd probably do good on VFH too! ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 01:34, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

Glad you like it. It was a bit of a rush job though, everyone is on a mission for conservation week so I've got chop overload. It probably needs a bit of tweaking but I'm quite fond of it myself. Anyway, do you have any other parts of Oscar's life you'd like to highlight image-wise? --^Dame 01:46, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

Mmmm I was thinking of two others. One with Oscar selling bags of Marijuana to kids, and another with him in jail. Do you think you could do that? ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 01:48, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

And he needs to be in the trash can for these I take it? I just need to make a pic for Sycamore then I'll give it a go. And Cheddar has a leprechaun thing. But yours shouldn't take long. --^Dame 01:53, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

Well when he is in jail he doesn't need a trash can, but when he is selling pot he does. And I don't want to rush you so you can take as long as you need. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 01:57, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

Here is the prison pic. I'm still working on the drug deal. --^Dame 16:52, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

Struggling to find a decent pic to use as a street scene with oscar selling drugs. This was my attempt at compromise. Lemme know if you want something else instead. --^Dame 20:20, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

My pic

Someone nommed my pic for VFP. Mind showing your support? Hoping to get up to at least 0.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 02:39, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

Whore. --^Dame 09:46, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

Sorry dude, it seems I was too late. --^Dame 10:38, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

Yeah. I failed bad. really bad. But I really wasn't expecting to be nommed. I added the pic to a page, and BOOM! like an hour later, I went to VFP, and it was nommed and 7 people had already voted.

Oh, and I know I'm a whore, thank you very much. I enjoy being a whore. Whoring is FUN. You should try it some time. Oh, and this is for insulting my love of whoring...--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 19:15, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

This user is a whore and is proud of it. That's hot bitches.

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Some inspiring television for the youth

This girl just learned that she does not match up to Aryan ideals...

Celtic Ninja Star This person has done good deeds in the eyes of Sycamore

Thanks for the pic. you said youmight be interested in doing a few. I had think yesterday, there's two films whcih were famous for being propaganda, one is "Truimph of the Will" a propaganda film about the Nazi and "Birth of a Nation" a film about the KKKs, both are really old, but if your were interested in having a go at another one for the article, something based on thse two films could be quite cool. Don't worry though I think theres more than enough if you can't. Thanks again for the image:-)--Sycamore (Talk) 10:52, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

No problem. I'll have a go at the nazi/kkk pic. I'll google it a bit and see what I can come up with. --^Dame 11:00, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

Here is a first attempt. I don't know if it is clear enough, do you know of a more significant still from the film?. Lemme know what you think, perhaps you can suggest a better idea. --^Dame 15:54, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

That looks great, but is there a way to make the TV image stand out more so its more obvious?--Sycamore (Talk) 19:19, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

I was thinking the same thing. I already made the tv bigger and it just looks weird if I make it huge. I think it's cause its black and white. I'm gonna try with a colour pic, maybe use the DVD cover for the screen or a pic of hitler making a speech, or maybe rather something from the kkk movie. I'l try a few options, trial and error... --^Dame 19:43, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

The footage from those films are a bit hard to work with cause of the resolution. But there is huge potential for parody, I just can't think of anything at the moment. It will come to me hopefully. --^Dame 22:09, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

I think I'm sort of on the home run with it now (not too sure if a fourth image would fit), it's here with your image and I hope you like it:-)--Sycamore (Talk) 18:05, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

I agree, the pic won't really fit in. But I don't think the article really needs any more. I see now why you wanted the "truimph" pics. Like I mentioned though, the low resolution makes it hard to work with. The article is great though! Tell me when you are done enough for nomination, I reckon it's very feature worthy! --^Dame 20:12, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

You metalhead?

For real? Mahm00shA 11:03, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

More grungy rock really but yes, why? --^Dame 11:04, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

just asking.. You know, one doesnt get to meet a female metalhead everyday :) Mahm00shA 11:17, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

• sings "Mahmoosha likes Sonje! Mahmoosha likes Sonje!"* Sorry, I miss my younger days. =( ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 13:44, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

I'm a bit too old for Mahm00shA, sorry. And don't taunt me, I nearly chopped off Socky's foot last time I got provoked... --^Dame 14:01, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

I am not sorry ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 15:06, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

But you will be... --^Dame 17:11, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

wow, tough girl! *wink wink* 23:43, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

...*No comment* ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 23:45, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

Why no comment? You ascared?--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 00:16, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

successful troll is successful :) 00:46, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

--^Dame 17:23, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

I don't know how to say this, but... How old are you? Yes, I know that asking a girl about her age isn't appropriate, but that's IRL, and I want to know, just know *wink wink*, how old you are.. You said that you are too old for me, which places you within the 92~97 yrs old range.. You have the right to remain silent, if you produce any *sound* it will be used against you in court, you have the right to lynch an attorney (or however they spell it), if you cant afford a rope and/or a lamp-post, you'll have to beg for it 17:46, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

I'm scared of you now Mahm00shA. And curious about Sonje's old lady stature.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods

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I'm 23 and if you wink at me again I'm gonna cut out your eye with my potato chopping knife. --^Dame 20:24, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

Sorry for any annoyance I've caused, your majesty. I hope you are not really "scared" *wink wink* of me. Your tone suggests that you are taking it seriously *wink wink*, I hope I am wrong about that (O RLY?). Sorry again, your royal majestic omnipotent majesty... Ah, back to kissing ass! 07:51, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

Yes Mahm00sha I am seriously going to climb through your computer screen any minute now wielding a knife... any minute now... any mi... Of course I'm kidding! My annoyance was mainly directed at the non-signed post (which I suspect belongs to Cheddar). But seriosuly, don't wink, it's bad for your eyes. --^Dame 09:28, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

damn, I'll have some iron bars installed in and on my computer... So you are not angry at me for being a dick (no pun, honest) or anything? 10:24, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

Why would I be angry? Clearly you have underestimated my highly developed sense of indifference. PS: Thanks for the vote. --^Dame 12:39, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

you deserved it 12:49, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

Oops, my bad, please don't kill me.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 19:15, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

Thank You!

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Okay, how about this?

blurry green army

I got an idea for a pic that requires no prior knowledge of the subject. For the Leprechaun article, could you take [1] and make the outfits a bright(ish) green? If not, than at least the front men. Could you replace the picture hung up in the background to [2] and can you make the flag green? Thank you if yes. If no, you get another sad face.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 02:37, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

This I may be able to do. It won't be a work of art though. And the weird leprechaun main will have to be a still. I don't know how to keep gifs animated when you edit them. But I'll give it a go. --^Dame 17:06, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

Oh, I didn't even realize it moved. I only wanted the picture of the guy. Weird... And I'm not expecting a masterpiece (although maybe with your reputation I should...) I just want something that's better than what I can make myself, which is pretty low expectations.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 19:12, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

Also, and this may be pushing it, but I'm doing this article for Conservation week, which ends in 4 days. Any way you can get it done quickly with your magical 'shopping powers? If not, I'll still gladly take the pic, but I'd like to have 1 finished green article to my name.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 20:08, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

Ok, I'll try. --^Dame 20:25, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

It's not great but if you want something better you will have to find an army pic that is higher resolution. When you do a google image search, make it look for only large images. That way you get high rez pics and they edit better. --^Dame 21:50, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I know. The thing is, that pic wasn't planned. I was searching for other pics, that popped on randomly on Google, and I thought, "That could work." I might find a new pic, but this 1 might work.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 23:24, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

Actually, now that I looked at it again, maybe I should get a new one. See if you can use one of these. I want green suits, or at least greenish, and at least one depiction of the leprechaun, whether it be a flag, part of the uniform, or even having him in the picture as himself, etc. If you can't do any of those, I'll use the other pic, but I would prefer if the suits were a darker, maybe slightly faded green. Please do what you can. (if it's as good as some of your others, there may be a nom in it for you *wink wink* Not a bribe)--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 23:41, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

Er... I hate to point this out but... those pics are colourless, adding colour will thus be... difficult and possibly ineffective. I'll google a bit. Perhaps I can create a leprechaun army from scratch. But that will take time. I'll try and finish before Monday though. --^Dame 01:06, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

As I've said before, I suck at the 'shopping, so I'm not entirely sure what you and your magic powers are able to do. I appreciate you doing what you can.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 02:48, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

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  not sure who these guys are

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  these dudes be British

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  Nazis, obviously

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Any updates on the pic?--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 14:02, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

Your request is a bit more intensive than the others I have so it will take more time. Relax. I should be done by tomorrow. --^Dame 15:37, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

Sorry, my excessive speed addiction has made me a bit tense. Don't feel rushed, and stay off drugs. *The more you KNOW!*--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 17:06, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

The wordy part of the article is officially finished--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 21:36, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

I'm busy with the pic now, I'll be done soon. Soz for the delay, I had band practice. Before you make a sad face again. --^Dame 21:40, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

Too late. All hail the sad face. (not too late for the pic, too late for the not recieving a sad face ism)--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 23:31, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

Um... Sonje?--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 23:21, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

I added one to the gallery above. Lemme know if its ok. Soz about the lateness. I was... away. --^Dame 11:40, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

Looks great. And by away, do you mean high? Or pregnant? Or actually away?-Cheddar not logged in

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9001(bot)  22:29, Apr 23

Sorry to bother you old girl

Joseph chops too!

If you have some spare time, I was wondering if you could do another image for me? It's for my Joseph Conrad article, on the third image could you photoshop Conrad's head onto the white guy's body? It already kinda looks like him, but still this would be better. You Seth Efricans should noew a theng or tew ebeout those bladdy blecks ahahahaha please don't hurt me.--CrabPope 23:49, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

I loooove Joseph Conrad, so sure thing. ROFL! Brilliant accent, i've never seen an Afrikaans accent in text. --^Dame 23:54, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

Ahh cheers, I am in your debt--CrabPope 23:57, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

OMG, dude. That article is fucking hilarious. I am so nomming it for VFH when you are done! I'll get right on the pic. --^Dame 00:02, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

Thanks! I'm glad you liked it, I don't think I'll add anything else to it - goodnight!--CrabPope 00:09, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

Woohoo, for superspeed. The joy of insomnia. --^Dame 00:28, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

I did a quick proofread for you, just some minor spelling errors, typos and such. Hope you don't mind. Are you gonna put it through Pee Review or can I nom it? --^Dame 00:48, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

The picture is brilliant, to tell you the truth I only put it on Pee review in the vain hope that someone would nom it, please do--CrabPope 10:37, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

Nommed! Good work yet again my holy crustacian friend. The only suggestions I would have made (if I were a peeing member, which I am not) is a rethink of the "selected works" section. It's a pity there is no article on "Heart of Darkness" or even "Apocalypse Now!" on Uncyc. This should be remedied methinks. Perhaps I should start writing at last. Ha! --^Dame 15:42, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I ran out of ideas and resorted to gay puns :( Still - best of luck with the articles, if you need someone to check over them or vfh just shout --CrabPope 16:52, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

Danke

Your country is proud of you! --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 23:26, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

Hi

I'm glad you enjoyed Tradesmen --Nikau 04:43, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

It was really good, congrats on the feature and the NoTm nom. --^Dame 21:53, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

Serious

Hi, sonje, I just want a couple of images for my papyrus containing.. etc article. I have no specific ideas right now, so please take some time to read the article, and use your imagery talents to come up with a couple of pics. Seriously, this time! 21:48, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

Ok, but if you get specific ideas that would be really helpful and probably increase speed. --^Dame 21:53, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

uhhh, how about Ra in a yacht holding the papyrus and pwning a crocodile? 22:09, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

fine, here are 3 ideas: 1st. Ra in a luxury yacht holding the papyrus and fending crocodiles off. 2nd. A blind priest with bleading eyes reading the papyrus using Braille. 3rd. Something involving cleopatra and octavian, Im leaving you the choice.

please, make them authenic-looking and funny as much as you can. Also, they dont need to be 'chopped, if you can find good shit [images.google.com google-wise] I'll be equally grateful. Please dont turn me down now, ma seth Afrikan oeld seester :) 15:02, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

I'll see what I can do. --^Dame 11:41, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

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And tell your friends.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 02:20, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

Collab?

Yo Sonje. I wanted to thank you VERY much for everything you have done done for me so far. You helped me greatly on Oscar the Grouch. I am very impressed by your ability to create masterpiece after masterpiece, along with your ability to deal with all of us flocking to your talk page to get a few pictures for our writing. I have an idea though and wanted to know if you were interested. I wanted to make a Dr. Suess book on here, with the silly rhyming and verse in it, but dealing with something a bit more serious. For example, instead of the Cat in the Hat walking into a house with two bored children, he walks in to a house where a married couple are arguing with each other. Then they both explain their problems with the other to the Cat, and he helps them. Of course, all in silly rhyming verse. For example, All she does is eat, she is getting too fat! Send her to Jenny's the cat said, they can fix that! or All he does is lay down, watch T.V, and sit! And he expects me! To get well and get fit! Then the cat said motivation is it, arouse him a bit, or show him a tit! That will for sure get his sparks lit! Or maybe one about the guy with a Locket in his Pocket being high on a drug and imagining it all. Or maybe a take on the Foot Book and all the other body part books. Like the Heart Book, explaining the different kinds of horrible things that can happen, like heart disease, cancer, and heart attack. Or maybe even a Penis book, explaining the wonderful world of the Penis...but that seems a bit too gross. We can maybe even do multiple books of his and make a series. I will stop my rambling now but anyways, if you are familiar with Dr. Suess, you will understand that pictures have an equally great importance as words, if not greater, in all of his books. So you would be doing all of the pictures and we would treat it as if I were writing half and you were writing half. If you aren't familiar with Dr. Suess, or just don't have time, I understand. Thanks alot! ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 20:37, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

Sounds great. Just let me know what you need and I'll see if I can make it. On a side note... I made a pic for the Obama colonization, it was used (its the one with the caption about shooting fire) but I got no credit. Why is this? I'm not complaining, just asking. --^Dame 11:45, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

There is currently an issue Gerry and I are working on because SysRq is here. We are trying to determine what the bar should be set at for people to get points. We both agree it should be low, but SysRq, who currently isn't here needs to be consulted first. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 15:29, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

No biggie. Anyway, lemme know when you wanna get started on the Dr Seuss stuff. --^Dame 15:38, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

Will do. I think I am going to throw a rough draft together and we can start brain storming pictures from there. I am thinking the style should be in poem style, down the middle, with the pictures on the sides. Any ideas? ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 15:42, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

That should work, lemme know when the drafts are ready. I take it this will be an UnBooks endeavour? --^Dame 21:41, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost! 1st Anniversary Special!!!

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Telling You Stuff You Already Knew, But With Different Words!

April 30th, 2009 • Issue 45 • The periodical that - Jesus Christ it's a lion get in the car!

UnSignpost Editors Too Busy Working on Anniversary UnSignpost to Bother with This Week's Issue By Gerrycheevers Since next week marks the incredible one-year anniversary of the storied UnSignpost, the editors are focusing all of their efforts on that issue and thus leaving this issue out in the cold. Rest assured that next week's 46th issue, marking the 46 weeks in the year on the Uncyclopedia calendar, will be "a bumper special issue" according to co-chief-editor Under user. The promise of a special bonus issue brings to mind several of the UnSignpost's more notable issues, such as the All-Kitten Issue and the Seventeenth Issue Spectacular. Reactions to the milestone were mixed in the community. "I feel the signpost has in many ways brought a little too much cabal propaganda to the site for my liking," said noted good-looking tree Sycamore. Were there a cabal, cabal authorities would currently be on the way to Sycamore's house to arrest him. Lucky for him there is no cabal. By the way, if you really thought this was the first anniversary issue, you suck.

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I'm a whore

Vote for me please And time is of the essence. --Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 23:28, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Where have you been recently?--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 01:52, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

yea. Sonje hasnt been around for about 5 days now. Im starting to get worried about her being kidnapped by aliens... or encyclopedia dramatica... or worse; encyclopædia dæmonica. 03:22, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

Er... I've been busy, why? Thanks for the concern though. And Cheddar, you seem to be becoming a career whore. Have you considered aquiring a pimp? --^Dame 11:48, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

and would you please vote for me too at vfh? :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 11:55, 4 May '09

I'm my own pimp and my own whore. I make twice as much that way. And it's fun. YAY WHORING!!!!--CHEDDAR (not logged in)

For Mahm00shA

Helpful Whoring

Oh great! I've been raped by an anonomous prostitute. --^Dame 21:43, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

Phanks!

"Joshy, what do you say to all the nice boys and girls...?" Uh… Oh yeah thanks! Mrs Peterson said that I had to thank you all for voting on my story, even if you do all have stupid names. Daddy read it too and then he told me that he lied about the sharks as well as his hands being tied up! Mummy gave him a row though so it’s ok now. But now I want to know what the men and women who fight the boy-eating sharks do! Dandelion thinks they’re bankers.

Glad you liked it! :D Also I don't think we've met before... Hey! :) ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 22:29 6 May 2009

It was great! Also, nice to meet you :) Although I may have used your name in vain before by suggesting Nachlader pretend to be your privates. But that was because of a Ryan affiliation. --^Dame 22:34, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

Uh hu. Ok. Well I'm of the opinion that you can never use my name enough -- abuse it however you like in fact, just be sure to link! :) ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 22:44 6 May 2009

I'll remember that for next time I have an inappropriate discussion. Congrats on the feature. --^Dame 22:51, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks on both accounts. And I've just been looking through some of you're photochops, they're really good! I'll tottaly come to you if I have a request. :) ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 22:54 6 May 2009

Why thank you, I'd be happy to oblige. Just drop me a line if you ever need some potato related assistance. --^Dame 23:00, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

Hey

It's that time again! YAY WHORING!!!-- Whore cHeDDaR 01:10,7May,2009

Free Stuff

While I was over at the Googleplex researching History of Google I managed to grab a load of these promotional t-shirts. Here's one for you because you voted for the article on VFH! Model not included. Thankyou from Rabbi Techno

Question!

Would you consider yourself one of my loyal followers?-- Whore cHeDDaR 19:26,7May,2009

Would you like me to stab you in the eye with a large rusty nail? --^Dame 19:31, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

So that's a yes? Yeah, I'm sure it is, I'll go ahead and put you on the list

Also, i HAVE ANOTHER (dammit, accidentally hit CAPS LOCK again) image request for you. If you go to my Leprechaun page, you'll see a rather gruesome image beside the 2nd figure. Do you think you could do something like that, but with stick figures or cartoons, like a sketch, with it being clear that the standing guy is holding a mangled device:? Please?-- Whore cHeDDaR 19:43,7May,2009

I'll see what I can do about the image but if you put me on that list, know that your reproductive organs may decay and in time fall off because I will be putting some serious voodoo shit on you... that is all. --^Dame 19:48, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

I'll be waiting... Whore cHeDDaR 21:37,7May,2009

yea, like Set is gonna descend upon thee and hack off thy phallus while you maeketh yucky doodies. Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 21:49, 7 May '09

Ahem... you have put me on ur list against my will. By force if you will. I shall be forced to strike back. You have been warned. --^Dame 22:31, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Prepare the defenses men! The enemy is countering! Hold brothers, hold!-- Whore cHeDDaR 22:44,7May,2009

or just throw sonje in the water, and hold the papyrus containing (oh not again) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 22:58, 7 May '09

I'm pretty sure throwing a grown woman into a lake would be considered some kind of her-ass-mint.-- Whore cHeDDaR 23:11,7May,2009

na, I always throw my mom in the river, its normal over here Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 23:21, 7 May '09

Anyway... Z nommed my article already, so I'm looking to get that pic as soon as possible, as to give it a little chopshop bonus. Thank you please.

Also, whore.-- Whore cHeDDaR 19:21,10May,2009

The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost is proud to present its 1st Anniversary Special

The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost

Word to your mother.

May 5th, 2009 • First Anniversary Issue! • Disdaining news in favour of blatant self-promotion

Self-Proclaimed Greatest Newspaper on the Wiki Reaches First Birthday By UU Can you believe it? We can't - particularly as we're only on issue number 46 - and yet it's true, the greatest piece of talkpage spam in the history of this shabby little wiki (and the most modest too) celebrates its first anniversary! Birthed in a blaze of optimism and creativity by fiendish evil genius Dr. Skullthumper and mythical user-in-exile Cajek at the start of May 2008, the UnSignpost was intended to shine a light into the dark corners of the wiki, keeping users up-to-date with anything worth keeping up-to-date with. In this special article, we examine what went wrong, where that glorious vision got corrupted, and how it has ended up in its current state. The early issues were churned out at a great rate by the founding editors, and Cajek was so enthused by the project that he suggested to Skullthumper that they should move to a twice-weekly release - fortunately, this suggestion was shot down in flames by the doc, or the paper may never have celebrated a second month, let alone a full year! Skullthumper was first to leave the Signpost behind for pastures new, perhaps feeling his work was already done. Looking back nostalgically now at those heady early days, Skull exclusively observed: "Well! Working on the UnSignpost in the beginning was a really fun experience, not gonna lie. Cajek and I were both super excited about it. I'm glad it existed through to today, entirely by the help of other people. The setup was seriously the most fun part. We had NO clue what we were doing, we were experimenting with formatting, content, and a bot that only worked half the time. To summarize: It kicked ass. I had no idea it was about a year ago that it started." With only Cajek powering it, the Signpost forged onwards, but was beginning to run into troubled waters - even Cajek's legendary enthusiasm was beginning to founder, and when he began to struggle for time, he asked DJ Irreverent to take the helm. We asked Cajek for a nostalgic comment about the Signpost, but he was unavailable, so instead here's a random line from one of his articles: "Also, don't be surprised if you go to jail for what society deems "gross", "horrible", and "Satanic": it's all part of being an ant keeper... and an ant "watcher"". The DJ managed to steady the ship (how long can we sustain this metaphor?), but struggled to handle the torch he'd been passed by his adopter (looks like we didn't sustain it very long - never mind!). Asked to comment on this turbulent period, the DJ exclusively remarked: "I dropped said torch like a ton of bricks as a good child should always do. I could not take on the family business, I needed to dance. Anyway, I wrote about 2 articles". So the pattern of users taking over the paper, only to burn out and abandon it again was becoming well established. Next in the editor's chair was UU, who lasted about 6 issues, before becoming so overwhelmed by the pressures of the paper that he went and got married in order to have a good excuse to get away from it for a few weeks. Recalling those halcyon days, UU told us exclusively: "I love the Signpost, and have had a great time working on it. It does get in the way of writing real articles though, as some users might testify, and it can be a pain to come up with stories each week - hopefully this issue might spark a few people to put some more ideas in the press room". Fortunately, UU had taken the foresighted step of questioning the staying power of one Gerrycheevers in a previous issue's "comeback of the week" box, and Gerry was so determined to prove he had what it took, that he took over the paper while UU swanned off around the world. Cheevers's time at the helm brought such classic issues as the all-kitten issue, and his exclusive dewy-eyed remembrances run thusly: "I'm proud for having successfully stolen this periodical from Cajek and Skull, and I look forward to many more years of turning forums into news stories, dredging up old features that nobody cares about, and of course making tedious Cajek ban jokes. I also demand a raise and Cajek's office!" Unfortunately, Cheevers's staying power lived up to UU's expectations, and Gerry took another small break. UU returned to the paper, and frantically enlisted contributions from the likes of Orian57 and Heerenveen to keep the wheels of news turning smoothly. Asked for comment on his input, Orian exclusively told us: "It's a been a great help in bonding together this community. And it's made things more interesting, what with everyone trying to do news worthy things just to get their names in the paper. Or something, I can't manufacture funny under pressure and this is pressure because you're gonna put this in the paper just to humiliate me now, aren't you?". Hv, meanwhile, exclusively commented: "It's amazing that our wonderful newspaper has lasted for so long, especially when you figure the us editors have had nothing to work with but "OMGZ THIS WIKI IZ D00MED" stories since about Issue IV. It's a great tribute to the us editors' ability to make Cajek-filled fluff pieces up on the fly. Maybe they we should try for the Daily Mail?". Gerrycheevers has been fully back on board since early this year, UU is still hanging around in between banning people and huffing stuff, and with other contributors still pitching in, plus a plentiful supply of Cajek bans to use as padding (see next story), it looks like the immediate future of the paper is in good competent human some kind of hands. Want to join the list of over 25 people who have contributed to the paper since its inception? Or want to join the ranks of hand-deliverers and paperbots that have been burned out along the way, and now line the wiki as lifeless husks? Give us a shout in the press room, and become part of the Uncyc furniture! Wish we'd gotten a quote from Cajek though. Bastard. Cajek 100 Ban Extravaganza By Gerrycheevers During the very same week that Uncyclopedia's most well-known journalism source (suck it, UnNews!) celebrates its first birthday with much cake and punch, one of its co-founders achieved his own personal milestone by being banned for the one hundredth time. Rumors of making Cajek an admin when he reached the milestone have thus far not proven to be true, although he may have magically gained sysop powers upon entering triple-digit territory and we just won't know it until he comes back from wherever he's hiding in a hailstorm of admin-related activity (whatever it is that they do). The milestone was reached largely thanks to users such as Sockpuppet of an unregistered user, who took to the streets in a grassroots effort to raise awareness, and Gerrycheevers, who went directly to certain sysops with demonstrably active bansticks pleading for a "Cajek-whooping." The landmark 100th ban was achieved yesterday, with the good Dr. Skullthumper blocking Cajek with an expiry time of "a milestone". The UnSignpost would like to congratulate Cajek, and also plead for his return. Cajek was unavailable for comment, and this reporter was once again chased off of the grounds of the Cajek Mansion, this time by the abstract philosophical concept of existentialism. From the desk of the Cabal Special By No-one The cabal is most displeased with this apparent so called "newspaper" or "voice of the people". What news could there be other than "maintain the peace and obey the cabal, should it exist"? What voice should the people have other than "Yes sir", "No sir" and "Of course, I'll send my sister post haste to your bedroom, Sir"? This useless rag might let people think that the Uncyclopedians have a modicum of freedom. We the cabal, do not exist. But if we did, we'd be most unpleased and just about prepared to clamp down on this operation. Obey the cabal, the cabal is your imaginary friend.

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Tanks for the Nom

Tanks for the nomination. -- KneeChee 01:37, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

Fix me a pickie?

Realistic enough?

Yeah, tiny request here, could you make me a piture of some grafiti in a bathroom stall? I need the grafiti to say this though: "Sending this to twitter (hooray for paradoxes!)." with that punctuation and such, and I want it to look realistic. So I came to you :) It's for this article I'm working on (what do you think of it by the way?). Thanks! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 18:55 10 May 2009

Here you go :) Let me know if you want adjustments or something different. --^Dame 02:27, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

I like it, especially because it's meant to be a school toilet! (no, no, really; it's great!) Thanks! :D ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 05:58 11 May 2009

That's what school toilets look like in South Africa, except in the bush, there they just have holes. Love the article by the way. Are you waiting for a review or can I nom it? --^Dame 16:18, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

Waiting for a review from Tags, he said he'd be done by the end of the day (although that might be an American day, you know what those are like). After that though, feel free! Glad you like it, and I'll sort out some sort of reward for the pickie, thanks! :D ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 16:25 11 May 2009

Aw! Thank you, I shall treasure it always. I also accept Gerard Butler as a form of currency, for future reference =P --^Dame 17:11, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

/Me protects Gerald/ You can't have him! He's my butler! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 17:14 11 May 2009

I'm sure Gerald is a fine butler. And how sweet of you to defend him with such smeagolian ferocity. --^Dame 17:19, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

No, no, you misunderstand; he's the one on the leash. And sometimes handcuffs. He really a very good butler. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 17:22 11 May 2009

Oh sorry! I thought that was Modus. --^Dame 17:47, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

Still Waiting

For the regret that you said I would experience. So far, completely regretless.-- Whore cHeDDaR 20:45,10May,2009

Oh AND about the pic...?-- Whore cHeDDaR 02:40,11May,2009

Grrrr!

this could be you!

Ow, the pain. Do you mind tossing me a vote, and maybe a pic? And do you mind if I annoy you until you do?-- Whore cHeDDaR 02:48,11May,2009

I loved that picture and nommed it. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 02:55, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

I voted.-- Whore cHeDDaR 03:00,11May,2009

Lol! I don't know about VFP but I'm sure many people will enjoy the idea of young Cheddar's demise. Anyway, here is your pic Cheddar. Now take me off that bloody list! --^Dame 03:25, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

Oh, if you changed that caption to "it could be you" it would sound like those lottery adverts you used to get! (you know with teh big golden hand flying around London?) ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 06:04 11 May 2009

OH SORRY - I MEANT YOU. Oh. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 16:42, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

I am suddenly overcome by a wave of confusion O_O --^Dame 16:46, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

You're not alone.-- Whore cHeDDaR 19:10,11May,2009

But it was the big golden hand! How can you not remember that!? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 19:23 11 May 2009

Sonje, do you think you could add a tape recorder to the pic, either on the ground near him or an actual chalk outline?-- Whore cHeDDaR 19:29,11May,2009

I am afraid I have no recollection of any big golden hands. Though I do not doubt that it was both very big and very golden. And yes Cheddar, I'll add a tape recorder but I still renounce any fealty to you. --^Dame 21:44, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

Well the joke's on you cuz I don't know what fealty means. And yes, I am totally fealteled by you.-- Whore cHeDDaR 21:47,11May,2009

The recorder has been added. And stop being fealteled. This is a family friendly site... isn't it? --^Dame 22:21, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

No, no it's not. Not family-friendly at all. And I enjoy being fealtled. Please continue to fealtle me. Whore cHeDDaR 22:36,11May,2009

I apologize...

For putting that picture up for VFP. I meant it as a joke and I put in the thing about whoring because I thought more people would get it. It made both of us look bad apparantly. I am sorry and I won't put any joke nominations up for your pictures without first consulting you anymore.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   16:57, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

Thats ok Taggy. I don't blame you. Perhaps in future we should reserve that kind of thing for the Dump. I appreciate the sentiment though :) How's the Dr Seuss article coming on. --^Dame 17:01, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

More to the point hows that review comming "taggy". Or is that just what your girlfriend calls you? /Me giggles and runs away ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 17:02 11 May 2009

Alright one, I will do that in the future for sure. Second, I have been rather busy and I am still working on the concept. I will hit you with some rough drafts relatively soon. Literally hit you with them...I apologize in advance...And finally, ITS COMING ITS COMING! I still got time!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   17:27, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

Look what you did Orian! He's cracking under the pressure! STAY AWAY FROM THE LIGHT TAGGY!!! --^Dame 17:44, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

I blame you. You started the discussion that started all of the drama, and that's why people took it seriously. But it's cool. Now I look like the victim, which makes less people feel the need to jump at the Kill The Whore bandwagon. :D And that pic was funny.-- Whore cHeDDaR 19:13,11May,2009

You'd better not die, Tags, you owe me one (1) review. And you vote for my stuff which is always a good reason to stay alive, in my opinion. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 19:15 11 May 2009

Umm... I was going to comment, but now, I'm not sure I should.-- Whore cHeDDaR 19:26,11May,2009

Umm... What? About what I said? Or just in general. Also, tip: if you're going to say something stupid and then don't it's best not to tell people you were going to because then A) they know you thought something dumb and B) want to know what it is and ask you about it. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 19:28 11 May 2009

or 3) seplling rroers in that last stnice.-- Whore cHeDDaR 20:14,11May,2009

Yeah and? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 20:28 11 May 2009

And nothing. That's it. Are you expecting something else?-- Whore cHeDDaR 20:31,11May,2009

Ahem... um... that is all. --^Dame 21:39, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

Tell ya what...

If my friend doesn't have the cover for me by the end of Friday, you can feel free to take a stab and making a cover yourself. You're obviously very good with photoshop, as is my friend, so yeah. —Sir Guildensternenstein 19:21, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

Also, vote against my article on VFH, because as I'm sure you know, it's not ready yet. Thanks. —Sir Guildensternenstein 20:31, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

Yes I'm really sorry about that. I'd love to help with the pic but obviously only if your friend is indisposed. Just let me know. --^Dame 21:33, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

Will do. And thanks in advance. —Sir Guildensternenstein 23:40, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

Well I said I'd let you know...

I did put Mr McElroyLand! up for feature, so if you'd still like to vote that'd be great, thanks! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 09:42 13 May 2009

Voted, I reckon its safe to say 'feature imminent'. --^Dame 14:46, 13 May 2009 (UTC)