Uncyclopedia:Top10 09/Apr

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Welcome to Uncyclopedia's Top 10 voting process. The rules are simple. You go through all of the featured articles of the last month, and you pick your favorite 10. You only get 10 votes, so choose wisely. Also, you may only vote once for each article you decide to vote for. After a while, or whenever we feel like it, we'll end the voting and the 3 articles with the most votes will become Uncyclopedia's Top 3 of April 2009. If there are any ties I don't know what will happen, so try to avoid ties.

All entries are in alphabetical order for easier finding. Sign your votes using #your name. IP votes are counted as half a vote. Please update the score when you add your name.

Remember: Only 10 votes.
Voting ends on the 15th

Alfred Hitchcock

Score: 8
(Featured: 15 April 2009)
  1. Necropaxx
  2. Asahatter
  3. Guildensternenstein
  4. mordillo
  5. Gerrycheevers
  6. RAHB
  7. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user
  8. Sonje

Andrei Tarkovsky

Score: 4
(Featured: 18 April 2009)
  1. Necropaxx
  2. Guildensternenstein
  3. Sonje
  4. YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans

Baldrick

Score: 2
(Featured: 1 April 2009)
  1. Nachlader
  2. Sonje

Cactus

Score: 4
(Featured: 16 April 2009)
  1. Under user
  2. Gerrycheevers
  3. Hyperbole
  4. YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans

Dragon Warrior

Score: 19
(Featured: 8 April 2009)
  1. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user
  2. Under user
  3. DJ Irreverent
  4. Necropaxx
  5. Guildensternenstein
  6. mordillo
  7. Hyperbole
  8. RAHB
  9. Mahm00shA
  10. Djdorama
  11. Optimuschris
  12. Nikau
  13. Docile hippopotamus
  14. Aethix
  15. Sonje
  16. Zheliel
  17. The Woodburninator
  18. So So
  19. Moneke

Economic Collapse Barbie™

Score: 9
(Featured: 10 April 2009)
  1. Under user
  2. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user
  3. Guildensternenstein
  4. NaturalBornKieler
  5. Djdorama
  6. Aethix
  7. Modusoperandi
  8. Sonje
  9. YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans

HowTo:Be a Douchebag

Score: 3
(Featured: 4 April 2009)
  1. Gerrycheevers
  2. Saberwolf116
  3. CheddarBBQ

HowTo:Get Over Jenny

Score: 19
(Featured: 14 April 2009)
  1. Asahatter
  2. Guildensternenstein
  3. CheddarBBQ
  4. Mahm00shA
  5. JackOfSpades
  6. Saberwolf116
  7. Djdorama
  8. Dexter111344
  9. Optimuschris
  10. Projectmayhem666
  11. Docile hippopotamus
  12. Orian57
  13. Aethix
  14. Modusoperandi
  15. Sonje
  16. YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans
  17. Necropaxx
  18. Zheliel
  19. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user

Hydrogen

Score: 9
(Featured: 23 April 2009)
  1. Under user
  2. mordillo
  3. Hyperbole
  4. Mahm00shA
  5. JackOfSpades
  6. Modusoperandi
  7. YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans
  8. Orian57
  9. The Woodburninator

Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol

Score: 3
(Featured: 13 April 2009)
  1. Necropaxx
  2. DJ Irreverent
  3. mordillo

Ingmar Bergman

Score: 5
(Featured: 19 April 2009)
  1. Guildensternenstein
  2. Hyperbole
  3. Nikau
  4. Sonje
  5. YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans

Karl Lagerfeld

Score: 17
(Featured: 12 April 2009)
  1. Asahatter
  2. Under user
  3. Guildensternenstein
  4. mordillo
  5. NaturalBornKieler
  6. Sycamore
  7. RAHB
  8. Dexter111344
  9. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user
  10. JackOfSpades
  11. Mahm00shA
  12. Djdorama
  13. IronLung
  14. Modusoperandi
  15. Sonje
  16. DJ Irreverent
  17. Moneke

MF DOOM

Score: 2
(Featured: 9 April 2009)
  1. RAHB
  2. Dexter111344
  3. CheddarBBQ

Plink

Score: 8
(Featured: 11 April 2009)
  1. Necropaxx
  2. Asahatter
  3. Guildensternenstein
  4. RAHB
  5. JackOfSpades
  6. Modusoperandi
  7. Zheliel
  8. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user

Scrub typhus: the geographic distribution of phenotypic and genotypic variants of Orientia tsutsugamushi

Score: 8
(Featured: 27 April 2009)
  1. Necropaxx
  2. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user
  3. Hyperbole
  4. RAHB
  5. Optimuschris
  6. Modusoperandi
  7. Sonje
  8. 15Mickey20

Teabag everything that moves

Score: 3
(Featured: 26 April 2009)
  1. Necropaxx
  2. Mahm00shA
  3. CheddarBBQ

The fact that you don't want a poodle

Score: 7
(Featured: 27 April 2009)
  1. mordillo
  2. Hyperbole
  3. Optimuschris
  4. Orian57
  5. Sonje
  6. Zheliel
  7. So So

Tradesmen

Score: 11
(Featured: 25 April 2009)
  1. Necropaxx
  2. DJ Irreverent
  3. Under user
  4. Guildensternenstein
  5. mordillo
  6. Mahm00shA
  7. Moneke
  8. Nikau
  9. Docile hippopotamus
  10. YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans
  11. So So

Trogdor the Burninator

Score: 5
(Featured: 21 April 2009)
  1. Guildensternenstein
  2. Hyperbole
  3. JackOfSpades
  4. CheddarBBQ
  5. Docile hippopotamus

UnBooks:A Guide to the American Roadside Attraction

Score: 4
(Featured: 29 April 2009)
  1. Asahatter
  2. Under user
  3. Nachlader
  4. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user

UnMovie Review: Watchmen (with special guests, the Watchmen)

Score: 3
(Featured: 22 April 2009)
  1. Under user
  2. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user
  3. Modusoperandi

UnNews:Dinesh D'souza on the real problem with Newtonism

Score: 2
(Featured: 5 April 2009)
  1. Modusoperandi
  2. YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans

UnNews:Obama unveils education reform plans

Score: 2
(Featured: 24 April 2009)
  1. Gerrycheevers
  2. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user

You should talk about ponies - A letter to Bill Richardson

Score: 6
(Featured: 17 April 2009)
  1. Dexter111344
  2. JackOfSpades
  3. Docile hippopotamus
  4. CheddarBBQ
  5. Zheliel
  6. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user
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