User:Moneke

You have new masseurs (lost change).

You have new marital problems (last chance).

You have new species (last evolution).

You have new species (praise the lord) - Now with 50% more Bible goodness.

You have new sad realizations (end it all).

Featured Article: UnTunes:I Am The Very Model of a Crazy Fundamentalist
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

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