User talk:Moneke

Signing Posts

Hi, Moneke! No, this isn't a pre-rendered page. This is another user wanting to have friendly sit-down chat with you. You've been leaving your mark in a few places, and you've been signing your posts. Thanks! However, your signings haven't had something that we here at Uncyclopedia consider a necessity in a signature: a link back to your userpage/talkpage. Rather than use just --Moneke, consider using {{u|Moneke}} or --[[User:Moneke|Moneke]] <nowiki><small>[[User talk:Moneke|talk]]</small>~~~~~

But wait, you say! Isn't that lost one terribly complicated to type out each and every time? Yes, it is. THat's why you can turn your signature into a template! Just create a signature page, and put on there what you'd like your signature to look like. For example, here's mine, and this is what it looks like:     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   12:54, 6 September 2007 (UTC)  . How did I include that? I used {{User:EugeneKay/Zig|~~~~~}}

My sig is a little fancy, you might want to go for something simpler(no idea how wiki-experienced you are), but just ask for help! Leave a note on my talk page or just pop on over to IRC, where there's always somebody helpful.

Also, make sure to be in compliance(or try to...) with the signature policy.

Thanks!

    EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   12:54, 6 September 2007 (UTC)  

Welcome!

Hello, Moneke, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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Your template topic

I've moved it to the "Help" forum Mr. Briggs Inc. 10:45, 11 September 2007 (UTC) Eh?

Thanks for review!

Hi and thanks for your review! Is there anything in particular you feel i could do to improve on it?Queueing --Notoriusben 11:34, 21 September 2007 (UTC)NotoriusBEN

Welcome to UnNews

I enjoyed your story, Gorillas flee Rwanda protectorate as Paris Hilton threatens goodwill visit. Read my welcome drivel below, and learn how to make it perfekt! Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 20:33, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Reverend Zim_ulator says: "There are coffee cup stains on this copy, damnit! Now that's good UnJournalism."

Welcome to UnNews, Moneke, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.

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This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 20:33, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

Wuts the deal

Hiya Moneke, Question kee. What is the point of begging in the dump for content due to lack of inspiration and then after I contribute a minor idea + potatochopy you subsequently kick the entry. If is was severly under par compared to the remainder of the content I could understand but clearly it's all pants.--Vosnul 09:19, 6 October 2007 (UTC)

Love what you're doing with the W virus article

It's starting to look really good :) RabbiTechno 10:06, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

Vote please!

Hey yo what's up? If Buster Keaton were still alive he'd like you to vote on his article nominated in the VFH section traffic on voting for it has slowed down so if you could vote For or againstStrong For it Buster will thank you...if he were alive.--Dr. Fenwick 17:05, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

NotM

Voted. I never concern myself with the various 'of the month' awards, but you deserve that one more than anyone else ever has, I think. RabbiTechno 13:51, 12 October 2007 (UTC)

SIRS Pee Review

Thanks for reviewing my article; they take so long these days. Do you have any points of improvement? I really want to polish this article to nigh-perfection. Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 01:36, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

Thanks very muchly for voting. --THE 12:45, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

Adoption

I saw you were seeking adoption - can I adopt you?--Sir Manforman 12:47, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

No problem. You're off to a really good start - if you have a question, just ask on my talk page. And I liked your Worst 100 Cars of All-Time, that should be completed, ok I'm done now-Sir Manforman 13:41, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

Brilliant

I recorded the audio for UnNews:US Congress appalled at "Inhumane" two day workweek, and I really enjoyed it. Thumbs up.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:58, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

Edited Buster Keaton

Okay so I got rid of some of the pussy jokes in the Buster Keaton article. I hope this sways you to change your current vote.--Dr. Fenwick 23:23, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

Problem @ Uncyclopedia:VFH/Red light

Everyone thinks you voted against it. Is that correct? --  Le Cejak • <-> 11:54, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

Cool, cool. I'm gonna vote for you to be the noob of the month now :) --  Le Cejak • <-> 12:22, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

'Can you re-nom an article for VFH if you do a lot of work on it? I think so. Probably, to make it legitimate, you should give an explanation of why it was up when it wasn't finished. You should also provide proof that it has improved: pee reviews, how many times it's been edited since the last time it was dropped from VFH. However, I doubt anybody will remember that it was up unless it's been up in the last week or something. Tell me if that helps. --  Le Cejak • <-> 12:31, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Get out of Jail

Hi Moneke, can you support this article on VFH?--Sir Manforman 22:30, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

CHECK YOUR LIGHTS

"STOPPPPP I have to vote for because... i cant say it... the Yellowish Yellow was actually GREEN." LoL! You're a crazy kid. --  Le Cejak • <-> 03:10, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

Thank you

Thank you for helping me get my first ever featured article!--Dr. Fenwick 07:30, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

-- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  12:39, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

Why?:Don't Do Apple Juice

Hi, sorry I haven't got to this yet. I've been really busy recently and haven't got a chance to thoroughly read through the article, but I'll get back to you tommorow--Sir Manforman 23:06, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

The villains begrudgingly thank you

Thanks for the votes! Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 03:18, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

User:Moneke/HowTo:Make a Movie

I want to see links, images, & a couple more categories before you move this back to the main space. & disguise your external link. I hate seein' those http's so high up in an article. That's somethin' for the External Sources at the bottom if you want to show it off.

Hi

Suck shit, I finally joined. Good to see our article get voted for something. Next time, give me more credit for MY article - GRRRRR--DJ Irreverent 04:47, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

Construction expires

So I moved your article here, in order to avoid deletion. Ciao. ~ Mordillo where is my PISS OFF? 08:12, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

GTFO!

SHOW ME YOUR TITS! Thanks for voting my tits to the front page. -Zana Dark

Thank you for your indulgence

On behalf of Prettiestpretty, Mrs. Edwin Standish of Shaker Heights Ohio Wife, mother and Daughter of the American Revolution appreciates your vote for Why?:Have Humongous Breasts Appreciatively and with warmest regards, Mrs. Edwin Standish

Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:14, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

Immyges

Hi. As promised in my review, I've added a couple of images to your Science v religion article. Hope you like 'em. I still think you need a few more, but don't have time or the inspiration to make any more yet. If you want any more help, and you have a specific idea, let me know! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 13:49, 28 January 2008 (UTC)

Rough Pubs

Rabbi Techno is sending you this undoubtedly delicious beer to say thanks for voting for Rough Pubs! From Rabbi Techno

Thankies

Cheers! Under User thanks you gingerly for your vote at VFH. He celebrated with a small but competitive Hyperdrinking tournament, but by virtue of waking up in his own bed, narrowly failed to set a personal best score at the event. His head still feels bloody sore though! Thanks again!

--SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:48, Mar 21

Formula Floor

Do you mind if I help to improve it and try to get it featured? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 08:36, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

Go ahead --Moneke 09:25, 17 April 2008 (UTC)

Really really really really really really late thanks

I felt like making one after all those months --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 12:34, 5 May 2008 (UTC)

Thanks

Thank you for voting You have been awarded majority shareholding in DJ's Worms and Drinkies by way of thanks for voting Pre-Market Economy onto the main page. Just hold on tight, those kids bite...

--Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:22, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

FUCK YEAH!

FUCK YEAH! Congratulations for voting for Washed Up 70's Rock Band! We know all of our fans out there appreciate us, and wish for us to continue making music! Also, each and everyone of you will be receiving a free copy* of our new album, Last Chance to Make Money Before We Die! *Not actually free. Or an album. You'll be lucky if you even get half a song.

Thanks for the vote - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 19:04, May 15

User:Moneke/UnScripts:Science vs Religion

Yeah, so I remember this one, and remembered I liked the idea. And I'd like to see it work some time. So if I get time (and at the moment, that's a big if), do you mind if I have a stab at it and see where I can take it? --UU - natter 13:05, Aug 12 Sure. Go ahead. --Moneke 12:29, 27 August 2008 (UTC)

Wow, I typed that when I was feeling optimistic! There's no way I have time to do any fun writing style editing this side of October! Still, if it's kicking about then, I'd enjoy giving it a go. --UU - natter 12:39, Aug 27

Formula Floor

Mind if I try to fix it up? I'll start tomorrow --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 12:01, 18 November 2008 (UTC)

Hi

I'm glad you enjoyed Tradesmen --Nikau 04:35, 26 April 2009 (UTC)