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All nominated articles

Lockheed Martin

Vote Score: 5
Nomination: AtomicAnon (talk) 23:52, 29 March 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 5

Nom.gif Nom. AtomicAnon (talk) 23:52, 29 March 2026 (UTC)

  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. For Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 01:35, 30 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Amazeballs. Well done MK ShabiDOO 11:35, 30 March 2026 (UTC)
  3. For. Fridge Monkey (talk) 12:52, 30 March 2026 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. this article turned me into a fine red mist Gamma Dwight Office.jpg Here, friend, have some meth. 14:13, 30 March 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. mildly surprised this got nommed before any of my other articles, but very much appreciated @AtmoicAnon, glad to know it was enjoyable :3 LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 02:13, 30 March 2026 (UTC)
My apologies, but You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, MK? As we all know, the correct way of spelling AtomicAnon is AtomicAnon!!! Obviously not AtmoicAnon!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, MK. AtomicAnon (talk) 14:13, 30 March 2026 (UTC)
oh deer, thats quite embarassing haha LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 14:29, 30 March 2026 (UTC)

CNN

Vote Score: 2.5
Nomination: AtomicAnon (talk) 17:18, 29 March 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 2.5
  1. Zombieche-vote.png Zombiebaron. AtomicAnon (talk) 17:18, 29 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Half for.svg Half for. its a liiiiittle random, but plenty of significantly worse articles have been featured before LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 02:16, 30 March 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 09:50, 30 March 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments

This article is kind of meh. It's not bad, but just doesn't have the laughs, cleverness or umph that an article really ought to have to be featured. It's just not up to par with what we typically put on the front page. ShabiDOO 19:26, 29 March 2026 (UTC)

Shabidoo Then vote against, that's what an against vote is for. It's not automatically sent to VFD if it fails VFH ー Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  19:35, 29 March 2026 (UTC)
We aren't obligated to vote against either just because we don't have a favourable opinion of an article. I only do that if I am very much against it (I'm not a fan myself of against votes and haven't done it for years). I'm still keen to express my opinion about the article even if I think an against vote isn't warranted. ShabiDOO 11:33, 30 March 2026 (UTC)

Deadmau5

Vote Score: 2
Nomination: After some loving improvements from the same guy who made the Wikipedia article readable in the modern day, I want to know if you guys think this article is readable too. Goat! Ung! ~GoatLordServa/ent talk 11:57, 27 March 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Canadian dead mouse LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 02:20, 30 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. yes ー Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  02:30, 30 March 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Oregon

Vote Score: 4.5
Nomination: AtomicAnon (talk) 17:52, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 4.5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Foregon AtomicAnon (talk) 17:52, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Half for.svg Half for. now that the red links are gone, it's not bad! not a huge fan of the lists being 50% of the content tho LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 01:19, 23 March 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Oregon....? I wonder if there's a trail... Purplexed INSULT ME!!! 15:58, 23 March 2026 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Symbol for vote.svg The UnBusiness Board approves. Self explanatory. TheLitThing (talk) 15:11, 24 March 2026 (UTC) TheLitThing (talk) 15:11, 24 March 2026 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. it's fun, and a little aged. not bogged by anything, really. Feacher it ~GoatLordServa/ent talk 12:02, 27 March 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments

@Purplexed: Together... We are... Oregon Trail AtomicAnon (talk) 15:09, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

  • This article isn't bad per-se, but it's also meh. I'm wary of featuring meh articles with little notable humour. ShabiDOO 16:42, 29 March 2026 (UTC)

Doug: A DougDoug Story

Vote Score: 4 dougdoug dougs
Nomination: Deemox (talk) 17:36, 9 March 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 10.5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug – Preceding unsigned comment added by Deemox (talk • contribs)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Not many people will agree, but this truly is a piece of art. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:28, 9 March 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg Doug. ~SirTurb0-Sunrise GUNVFH x6UOTMWOTMWOTYTalk 22:31, 9 March 2026 (UTC)
  4. Half for.svg Doug. Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug; Doug, Doug Doug, Doug, Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug. ❄️SystemPhantom, with a 🍉watermelon for you! (talk)❄️ 08:19, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg Douglas AtomicAnon (talk) 02:52, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg Doug Doug Doug Doug DOUGG!! TheLitThing (talk) 15:19, 11 March 2026 (UTC) TheLitThing (talk) 15:19, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg helloo, Douglas Douglas Doug Doug Doug DOUG Doug Doug Doug Doug DOUG doug doug Doug. Gamma Dwight Office.jpg Here, friend, have some meth. 03:45, 12 March 2026 (UTC)
  8. Half for.svg Half for. I did not laugh or smirk, but I figure it is because I am more jaded about these kinds of articles. New readers might find it more amusing. ~GoatLordServa/ent talk 11:59, 12 March 2026 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For. This is funny, haven't featured one of these in a while ー Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  03:38, 22 March 2026 (UTC)
  10. Symbol for vote.svg For. doug. Not Mike (talk) 15:43, 22 March 2026 (UTC) Not Mike (talk) 15:43, 22 March 2026 (UTC)
  11. Symbol for vote.svg For. I rate this D for Douglath. Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 19:39, 30 March 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6.5
  1. Symbol declined.svg Doug. Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug, Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug. --Doug Doug doug doug Fish on skates.gif DOUG DOUG DouG 23:05, 9 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Doug I love this as an homage to the fantastic book, but at the same time... this is just word for word the literal book. LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 01:21, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. Mr. George CheesusGeorge.png / talk 08:49, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
  4. Symbol declined.svg Parakeet. This is essentially just the parakeet article but with DougDoug instead of parakeets. Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:47, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
  5. Symbol declined.svg Against. Smh. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 15:49, 12 March 2026 (UTC)
  6. Symbol declined.svg Against. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 20:10, 14 March 2026 (UTC)
  7. Symbol declined.svg Against. think about the amount of effort that gets put into these nonsense articles (or the lack thereof.) 174.218.82.67 (talk) 15:46, 22 March 2026 (UTC)
Comments
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug fingers Doug Dougdeemox 12:34, 11 March 2026 (UTC) deemox 12:34, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. I did not realize this was going to be so controversial. I kind of just nom my articles as an alternative to pee review as that doesn't really seem to have anyone actually using it. This one is very funny though. deemox 17:01, 11 March 2026 (UTC) deemox 17:01, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
Pee Review and VFH are very different. VFH is where they go after reaching "near perfect" status. Pee Review is for articles that need help, and would not be worthy of VFH (think ICU victims, short articles, boring articles, articles with niche humor, etc etc etc). As Pee Review is currently a desolate empty hell-scape, feel free to just ping people and force ask them to help you out with an impromptu review or just for assistance. This article is totally ok, just not original/unique/special enough to stand out from its predecessors. VFH is not a replacement for Pee Review, they are literal polar opposites LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 17:14, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. that would, in fact, make sense. also, this article is really just a shitpost.deemox 19:10, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

well, an enjoyable shitpost then! :3 brings back memories of a better time... LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 20:09, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
  • Haven't read the book and not going to just so I can understand the article. The humour should be obvious for a general reader in my opinoin. Also, an article with just one word or letter has been done many times, so if you do it, it's a good idea to make it special/exceptional. This could be a great article if a little more though went into how to make it exceptional, and how to make the joke clear to people who don't feel like researching why it is funny. ShabiDOO 13:00, 12 March 2026 (UTC)
  • For the record, I appreciate the genius of Sir DougDoug Scott Wreden’s masterpiece, but this is not a featured article way to honor it. I am working on an article about a similar masterpiece. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:07, 12 March 2026 (UTC)

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