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Goal: 5 votes per article

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All nominated articles

Freedom

Score: 1
Nomination: +-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 15:10, 21 November 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

Ankh smite.png Bless. +-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 15:10, 21 November 2024 (UTC)

Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Moose-Robot War of 1819

Score: 1
Nomination: Fenris2010 (talk) 00:10, 20 November 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

Symbol for vote.svg For.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 00:10, 20 November 2024 (UTC)

Against Votes: 0

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Metallica

Score: 2 Sookie fans
Nomination: Something from 7 years ago. End-year-self-nom to juice up this year's featured content & Top-10. One of the hybrid subjects articles I write when I start to feel like Split. Maybe this might yelp you. ~ Kakun · talk 06:57, 18 November 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. ~ Kakun · talk 06:57, 18 November 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Hey it's that Lars Ulrich guy! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 23:40, 18 November 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Invisibility

Score: 1 visible votes (as far as you know)
Nomination: Fenris2010 (talk) 21:28, 16 November 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

Ankh smite.png Bless.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 21:28, 16 November 2024 (UTC)

Against Votes: 0

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Nevermind

Score: 4 swears that you don't have a gun
Nomination: Somebetterusername (talk) 01:50, 14 November 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. I'd like to throw my hat in the ring with a nomination so here's one of my best works so far at least Somebetterusername (talk) 01:50, 14 November 2024 (UTC)
  2. Ankh smite.png Bless.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 21:30, 16 November 2024 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For killing rock MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 23:42, 18 November 2024 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. ~ Kakun · talk 04:45, 20 November 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Plain Old Elim Garak

Score: 3 mysterious deaths
Nomination: A classic well worth being featured at lastShabiDOO 20:20, 8 November 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Aݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫¥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 21:08, 8 November 2024 (UTC)

Derp ShabiDOO 20:20, 8 November 2024 (UTC)

Ankh smite.png Bless.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 22:15, 17 November 2024 (UTC)

Against Votes: 0

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UnScripts:Sonic and Tails's Drugventure

Score: 0 Fucking Sonics
Nomination: ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫¥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 17:20, 6 November 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 1.00

Masterpiece! Nom! ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫¥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 17:20, 6 November 2024 (UTC)

Against Votes: 1

Symbol declined.svg Against. I don't get what's so funny.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 22:23, 17 November 2024 (UTC)

Bubbles the Clown

Score: 3 deaths
Nomination: Badmotherfuckersmaller.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfuckersmaller.png 04:30, 3 November 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 3

Symbol for vote.svg For.Badmotherfuckersmaller.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfuckersmaller.png 04:30, 3 November 2024 (UTC)

ShabiDOO 07:51, 6 November 2024 (UTC)totally

Ankh smite.png Bless.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 22:26, 17 November 2024 (UTC)

Against Votes: 0

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Holy Shit

Score: 1 Discoverer(s) of Devine Feces
Nomination: ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫¥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 21:35, 2 November 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Zombieche-vote.png Zombiebaron. Nom. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫¥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 21:35, 2 November 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Pepperpot Pete

Score: 3
Nomination: Badmotherfuckersmaller.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfuckersmaller.png 09:51, 1 November 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 3

Symbol for vote.svg For. Trying to get back in the swing of writing again after being away for months. Let me know what y'all think. Badmotherfuckersmaller.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfuckersmaller.png 09:51, 1 November 2024 (UTC)

Yes check.svg Yes. GET FUCKED! ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫¥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 17:34, 5 November 2024 (UTC)

Ankh smite.png Bless. I love it.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 02:49, 18 November 2024 (UTC)

Against Votes: 0

No against votes

King Diamond

Score: 4 octave vocal ranges
Nomination: Hvitekristesdod (talk) 19:22, 29 October 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 4

Symbol for vote.svg For. Been doing some work on this page recently. Enjoy! Hvitekristesdod (talk) 19:25, 29 October 2024 (UTC)

Symbol for vote.svg For. Don't see why not? Tavantius (talk) 01:27, 30 October 2024 (UTC)

Yes ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫¥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 16:23, 12 November 2024 (UTC)

Ankh smite.png Bless.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 02:50, 18 November 2024 (UTC)

Against Votes: 0

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Vlad the Impala

Score: -3 impaled votes
Nomination:  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling...
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 17:45, 27 October 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Symbol apathy vote.svg Meh. DaniPine3 (talk) 17:49, 27 October 2024 (UTC)
  2. X mark.svg No. Expand it and it will be good. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫¥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 16:27, 28 October 2024 (UTC)
  3. ThumbsDown.jpg Nope! Needs to be lengthened. Badmotherfuckersmaller.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfuckersmaller.png 00:07, 1 November 2024 (UTC)
  4. Mydixaflopin Limp boner. Contains a stub tag. Also slanders Knife Guy, as he has confirmed that this article is not true. BTW, Knife Guy's real last name is Tughluq. His name is Knife Tughluq. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 17:15, 19 November 2024 (UTC)

UnBooks:American Government

Score: -0.5 hundred representatives of America
Nomination: Gabri growl sniff 15:32, 27 October 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

Symbol for vote.svg For. I like how the three branches are humorous and parodic, but this may be failed because of unview Gabri growl sniff 15:32, 27 October 2024 (UTC)

DEFINITELY 69.128.203.178 (talk) 17:06, 27 October 2024 (UTC)

Against Votes: 1.5

Symbol declined.svg Against. Doesn't suck, decently humorous, and most of all, satirical. I don't see why I'd vote no. Was this AI-generated? After I took a more closer look, this, in my opinion, doesn't deserve to be featured. Tavantius (talk) 18:19, 27 October 2024 (UTC)

AgainstGreen.svg Against slightly.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 00:56, 28 October 2024 (UTC)

Comments

69.128.203.178, I'm changing the number of votes to 2 because the VFH rules say that one IP vote equals one half of a registered user's vote.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 17:18, 27 October 2024 (UTC)

Homicidal screaming carrots

Score: 1 homicidal screaming carrots
Nomination: Fenris2010 (talk) 18:23, 25 October 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

Symbol for vote.svg For.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 18:23, 25 October 2024 (UTC)

Against Votes: 0

No against votes

You Are in Hell

Score: 3 people in Hell
Nomination: Fenris2010 (talk) 14:53, 25 October 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Ankh smite.png Bless. Damn.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 14:53, 25 October 2024 (UTC)
  2. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫¥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 16:25, 25 October 2024 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Badmotherfuckersmaller.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfuckersmaller.png 07:39, 1 November 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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This page does NOT exist

Score: 4 non-existent, existentiallly nihilistic abusrdist votes **FOR**
Nomination: Fenris2010 (talk) 02:57, 29 September 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Ankh smite.png Bless.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling...
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:24, 9 October 2024 (UTC)
  3. Yes check.svg Yes. Good yes. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫¥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 16:25, 10 October 2024 (UTC)
  4. Yes check.svg Yes. A "yes" Beyond Good and Evil. This 'nom is so movingly over-powering, if not displayed it will disappear. Sir NoNamesLeft (GUN) WotM NotM 07:02, 21 November 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments

LUX FIAT Sir NoNamesLeft (GUN) WotM NotM 07:02, 21 November 2024 (UTC)

HowTo:Cook A Human

Score: 3 Cooked Humans
Nomination: Fenris2010 (talk) 03:38, 16 August 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 03:35, 15 August, 2024
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Very funny and tasty! - hvitekristesdod
  3. Yes check.svg Yes. Good article. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫¥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 16:08, 24 October 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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