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Mario Kart

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Vote	Score: 1 terminated friendship
Nomination:	OPOSSUM
For Votes: 1	Nom. If Fish on skates is going to nominate one of her own articles, then perhaps I should as well. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:07, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes
Comments	Don't forget me nomming yet another of mine! Turb0-Sunrise(Hunt for Red Soxtober!) 14:09, 30 September 2025 (UTC) This article has definitely been improved but I think the text can be tightened by focussing on pure humour. Does each paragraph add to the article? Does it add to the humour. Can the jokes be delivered in a more effective punch? ShabiDOO 12:52, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

HowTo:Eat an orange

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Vote	Score: 2 oranges eaten
Nomination:	It's about time I nommed one of my own articles. --Fish on skates 13:57, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 2	Forange. I like oranges and I like this article ❄️SystemPhantom, with a 🍓strawberry for you! (talk)❄️ 05:55, 12 October 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes
Comments	The article has some humour to it but a short article like this should be truly hilarious from beginning to end. I'd be happy to talk about this article with you. ShabiDOO 12:53, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

Australian Illuminati

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Vote	Score: 1.5 conspiracies from down under
Nomination:	probably one of my better works recently168.11.96.2 (talk) 12:17, 25 September 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 1.5	For. 168.11.96.2 (talk) 12:49, 25 September 2025 (UTC)  For. 17:36, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

Tel Aviv

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Vote	Score: 3 Middle Eastern Friends Fans
Nomination:	This is an article I started rewriting a long time ago and wasn't inspired to finish until now. It's kind of loud but I think it's good enough. ~ Kakun · talk 23:22, 23 September 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 3	For. ~ Kakun · talk 23:22, 23 September 2025 (UTC)  For. This whole time I thought I loved Hamas. MrX blow me 22:40, 24 September 2025 (UTC)  For. Mr. George / talk 05:52, 25 September 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

Spongebob Squarepants Vs. Invader Zim

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Vote	Score: 4.5
Nomination:	𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖞𝖈𝖑𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖈𝖐𝖔𝖋𝖎𝖙 (talk) 19:08, 20 August 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 5	For. Concept is great and I laughed when I read the article.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 01:45, 24 August 2025 (UTC)  For. Mr. George / talk 14:37, 2 September 2025 (UTC)  For. shakespeare wishes he could write like this ❄️SystemPhantom, with an 🍊orange for you! (talk)❄️ 05:08, 9 September 2025 (UTC)  For. I cried after finishing this article so good. (Floridian Gator (talk) 22:43, 18 September 2025 (UTC))  Holy shit. yes, please. gergdown, eh (talk) 00:59, 8 October 2025 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0.5	Half against. 17:21, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
Comments	I find this article really rambling and I think it would benefit from some serious cuts ShabiDOO 12:46, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

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