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All nominated articles

Doug: A DougDoug Story

Vote Score: 1.5 dougdoug dougs
Nomination: Deemox (talk) 17:36, 9 March 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 3.5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Doug Doug Doug Doug – Preceding unsigned comment added by Deemox (talk • contribs)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Not many people will agree, but this truly is a piece of art. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 22:28, 9 March 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg Doug. ~SirTurb0-Sunrise GUNVFH x6UOTMWOTMWOTYTalk 22:31, 9 March 2026 (UTC)
  4. Half for.svg Doug. Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug; Doug, Doug Doug, Doug, Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug. ❄️SystemPhantom, with an 🍊orange for you! (talk)❄️ 08:19, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol declined.svg Doug. Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug, Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug. --Doug Doug doug doug Fish on skates.gif DOUG DOUG DouG 23:05, 9 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Doug I love this as an homage to the fantastic book, but at the same time... this is just word for word the literal book. ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ 01:21, 10 March 2026 (UTC)

HowTo:Rearrange the deckchairs on the Titanic

Vote Score: 6 Chairs
Nomination: AtomicAnon (talk) 19:21, 5 March 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 6
  1. Chuck Norris Approves-1-.JPG I'm Chuck Norris, and I approve this article. AtomicAnon (talk) 19:21, 5 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. I do it all the time! RealDonaldTrump avatar.jpgDonald J. TrumpTwitter Verified Badge Gray.svg@realDonaldTrump • 19:33, 5 March 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext.png Uncyclopedia. ah yes... a HowTo for a tragic timeline that you need a Time Machine for! TheLitThing (talk) 19:52, 5 March 2026 (UTC) TheLitThing (talk) 19:52, 5 March 2026 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. yeah! ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ 16:19, 6 March 2026 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. Yes, we have no banasna – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  17:54, 6 March 2026 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. I'm so grateful Scuttlebutt had his priorities in order. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 01:06, 7 March 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Buffalo Bills

Vote Score: 2
Nomination: AtomicAnon (talk) 13:36, 3 March 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. when they slandering your goat but they lowkey right AtomicAnon (talk) 13:36, 3 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Symbol for vote.svg Technically indistinguishable A masterpiece indeed. (SCHOOL ACCOUNT) TheLitThing (talk) 21:47, 3 March 2026 (UTC) TheLitThing (talk) 21:47, 3 March 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments

Bill Clinton

Vote Score: 2.5
Nomination: AtomicAnon (talk) 18:32, 26 February 2026 (UTC)AtomicAnon
For Votes: 2.5
  1. Half for.svg Half for. its a little too lopsided on the fact vs humor scale, (the first paragraph is kinda just boring facts), but it gets the job done. ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ 11:25, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Mr. George CheesusGeorge.png / talk 14:01, 28 February 2026 (UTC)
  3. Half for.svg Half for. per MK ❄️SystemPhantom, with an 🍎apple for you! (talk)❄️ 20:07, 28 February 2026 (UTC)
  4. Half for.svg Half for. Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext.png Uncyclopedia. ehh... could be better. LolahaAAA123ohyeah (talk) 16:13, 6 March 2026 (UTC) LolahaAAA123ohyeah (talk) 16:13, 6 March 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Tantalum

Vote Score: -2
Nomination: AtomicAnon (talk) 13:58, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol apathy vote.svg Meh. My own elements Dubnium and Selenium stomp this article, and they aren't VFH worthy at all. Naur. ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ 16:12, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. Symbol oppose vote oversat.svg Strong Oppose. why did you nominate a not-featured worthy article in the first place? LolahaAAA123ohyeah (talk) 16:15, 6 March 2026 (UTC) LolahaAAA123ohyeah (talk) 16:15, 6 March 2026 (UTC)

Wally the Green Monster

Vote Score: -4.5
Nomination: AtomicAnon (talk) 03:24, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 4.5
  1. Half against.svg Half against. Ehhhh... 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 23:46, 28 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 02:04, 1 March 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. Symbol oppose vote oversat.svg Strong Oppose. it's just not worthy to even nominate this article if it TRIES to be satire and fails to give laughs! (btw i'm writing this on a school account so chat gpt is blocked for me.) TheLitThing (talk) 20:07, 5 March 2026 (UTC) TheLitThing (talk) 20:07, 5 March 2026 (UTC)
  4. Symbol declined.svg Against. Fuck it. This was full of ASBOWAATcruft. begone. ~SirTurb0-Sunrise GUNVFH x6UOTMWOTMWOTYTalk 18:10, 6 March 2026 (UTC)
  5. Symbol declined.svg Against. I don't know about this! RealDonaldTrump avatar.jpgDonald J. TrumpTwitter Verified Badge Gray.svg@realDonaldTrump • 05:21, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
Comments
oh i see. uhhhhhhh... well, Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstinence then since I like Boston, but I can't in good faith vote for a near-stub article when I've been harping on others about that very same thing. ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ 16:32, 26 February 2026 (UTC)

Skibidi Toilet

Vote Score: 3
Nomination: AtomicAnon (talk) 03:17, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. yaur ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ 16:14, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Look, I may sound like some brainrotted kid Fore'd this, but I'm all FOR it. TheLitThing (talk) 18:00, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
  3. SPAMTONG.png [Big Shot!] skibidi dop dop dop yes yes --AtomicAnon (talk) 17:09, 6 March 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Charles Carroll of Carrollton

Vote Score: -2.5
Nomination: Deemox (talk) 14:44, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 2.5
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. Grue transparent.png Feed this to a Grue! The first citizen was Oscar Wilde, not Chuck Norris. AtomicAnon (talk) 15:59, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Half against.svg Half against. well, its an alright article as far as most go, but not quite VFH worthy. Also, FIVE WHOLE RED LINKS?? :( ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ 18:18, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. Smite lightning.svg Smite. WE. HATE. RED. LINKS!!!!! LolahaAAA123ohyeah (talk) 16:17, 6 March 2026 (UTC)
Comments
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. hm yes very good article. I will not vote for sake of fairness. Deemox (talk) 14:46, 24 February 2026 (UTC) Deemox (talk) 14:46, 24 February 2026 (UTC)

UnBooks:Dear Sunday

Vote Score: 0
Nomination: RealDonaldTrump avatar.jpgDonald J. TrumpTwitter Verified Badge Gray.svg@realDonaldTrump • 10:07, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. RealDonaldTrump avatar.jpgDonald J. TrumpTwitter Verified Badge Gray.svg@realDonaldTrump • 18:40, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Half against.svg Half against. no offense, but this really isn't that funny. AtomicAnon (talk) 02:59, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Half against.svg Half against. Maybe my attention span is like 3 seconds, but this was overall just confusing. It feels like it references something, but I'm missing the joke big time if so. ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ 18:20, 24 February 2026 (UTC)

Crap

Vote Score: -2 craps
Nomination: OrdinaryJoe1234 (talk) 01:17, 20 February 2026 (UTC)OrdinaryJoe1234
For Votes: 0.5
  1. Half for.svg Half for. AtomicAnon (talk) 13:31, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2.5
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. Too short. Not funny. Not enough images. Want me to continue? TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 01:25, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Half against.svg Half against. feels like the ramblings of a 10 year old who just discovered a new swear word. Not the worst, but poop humor loses its power when you turn 11 ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ 18:24, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. Smite lightning.svg Smite. ...did a kid write this? there's barely any true humor that you might be thinking I'm planning to smite someone. LolahaAAA123ohyeah (talk) 22:25, 1 March 2026 (UTC) LolahaAAA123ohyeah (talk) 22:25, 1 March 2026 (UTC)

Machine Gun Kelly (musician)

Vote Score: -3
Nomination: Chipwhistlerstooth (talk) 20:25, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 0.5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. looks good enough 174.53.85.127 (talk) 15:31, 18 February 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3.5
  1. Half against.svg Half against. It's VERY difficult to read, and more confusing than funny. Also, only ONE single stock image??? :( ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ 19:02, 17 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. Not particularly funny, image deprived. Purplexed INSULT ME!!! 13:41, 18 February 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. Alula.gifAlula.gif 21:49, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
  4. Symbol declined.svg Against. AtomicAnon (talk) 18:03, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

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