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UPN

Score: 1
Nomination: RealLifeCartman (talk) 16:10, 12 December 2019 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 20:43, 12 December 2019 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments

Self-Nom - I don't know how I can improve this but at least there's finally some funny article about UPN right? I didn't put a for vote due to fairness reasons. --RealLifeCartman (talk) 16:10, 12 December 2019 (UTC)

Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace

Score: 2
Nomination: Abacab (talk) 07:10, 4 December 2019 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. The last prequel article that I finished, but ironically the first of the prequels. I co-wrote it on the spoon with user Irritable of contents, and he added quite a bit of great detail to the article. Abacab (talk) 07:10, 4 December 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 08:46, 5 December 2019 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Eritrea

Score: 3 last dictators in history of mankind
Nomination: Article of the year? Probably, well done! ~ Kakun · talk 12:41, 3 December 2019 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. ~ Kakun · talk 12:41, 3 December 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 17:54, 4 December, 2019 (UTC) 17:54, 4 December 2019 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg Isaias Afwerki — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 04:09:40 2019/12/13 UTC
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

UnNews:James Dean named Sexiest Man Dead

Score: 2 dead sexy
Nomination: I would give the title to Leonard Cohen. Other than that, perfect article. ~ Kakun · talk 12:46, 30 November 2019 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. ~ Kakun · talk 12:46, 30 November 2019 (UTC)
  2. For — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 03:04:06 2019/12/08 UTC
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

PREHENSILE PENIS

Score: 2 WHALES CHOKING OUT BABIES
Nomination: The Woodburninator WoodyHead.png Minimal Effort  06:14, 10 November 2019 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. YOU ALL HIGHLIGHTED THE FAR INFERIOR I ACCIDENTELATY CREATED A MEME FOR SOME REASON. PREHENSILE PENISES IS LEGIT GOOD. DO THIS. The Woodburninator WoodyHead.png Minimal Effort  06:14, 10 November 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 07:44, 10 November 2019 (UTC)
  3. WoodyHead.png For Funny, I laughed ---Rooomy, spelled with three o's because I'm retarded
  4. WoodyHead.png For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:28, 19 November 2019 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. WoodyHead.png Against Bad — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 16:18:13 2019/11/12 UTC
  2. It's far superior to I ACCIDENTELATY CREATED A MEME. You're right about that. -- Kippy the Elf Candycane2.png Talk Candycane2.png Works Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png 04:04, Nov. 27, 2019

Climate change

Score: 3 trees planted
Nomination: Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 08:28, 26 October 2019 (UTC)
For Votes: 5.5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Correct.
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 14:57, 30 October, 2019 (UTC) 14:57, 30 October 2019 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. 193.160.149.162 (talk) 11:32, 7 November 2019 (UTC)
  4. For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:24, 19 November 2019 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳 05:01 AM, 11.21.2019
  6. For — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 02:54:50 2019/12/08 UTC
Against Votes: 2.5
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. 12.236.169.164 (talk) 17:44, 19 November 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. ---товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me) 17:53, 20 November 2019 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. Incredibly sarcastic and pointed, but needs more straight humor. Jetpakturtle (talk) 03:40, 27 November 2019 (UTC)

UnBooks:Letters from the end

Score: 4.5
Nomination: Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 03:56, 15 October 2019 (UTC)
For Votes: 4.5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. This is a rewrite and complete retool of the first UnBooks page I wrote way back in 2011. They're completely different, except thematically. Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 03:56, 15 October 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. WangaKaBanga (talk) 17:47, 19 November 2019 (UTC)
  3. For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:23, 19 November 2019 (UTC)
  4. For ~ Kakun · talk 18:43, 29 November 2019 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. Great writing. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 14:37, 4 December, 2019 (UTC) 14:37, 4 December 2019 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • I will vote on this after I have read it. I will read it after I have finished judging for the contest. I will finish judging once I have finished studying for my finals. I will study once I have watched every episode of "The Simpsons" released on Disney Plus. Until then, my friend, you're going to have to wait. — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 02:58:35 2019/12/08 UTC

William Lane Craig

Score: -1
Nomination: AimsplodeL A B O R A T O R I E S 02:52 9 May 2019
For Votes: 1
  1. balls to the wall AimsplodeL A B O R A T O R I E S 02:52 9 May 2019
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 03:28, 16 September 2019 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Against -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:22, 19 November 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. Went back and actually read it. Not quite there yet. Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 14:14, 21 November 2019 (UTC)
Comments
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Rather old article (no significant edits since 2013, except 1 vandal edit and 1 revert). Is it even worth it anymore? User:Kevindong 23:18, 17 May 2019 (UTC)
  • I'm not entirely sure what the concept is nor am I sure that Axleman5 knew it either. There are definitely some moments that are humorous, original and well written but a lot of it seems like random nonsense. I don't think it would take too much to improve this if you put in the work necessary. ShabiDOO 12:18, 9 October 2019 (UTC)

McDonald's

Score: 3
Nomination: Atomicdragon136 (talk) 23:47, 10 June 2019 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Atomicdragon136 (talk) 23:47, 10 June 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. A revived Xamralco article. Pretty funny. Could use a little polishing. ShabiDOO 16:23, 24 June 2019 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. I really don't know why, but it seems perfect and may actually contain true facts. Robo1699 (talk) 16:55, 23 September 2019 (UTC)
  4. For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:23, 19 November 2019 (UTC)
  5. For Read this yesterday. A bit crufty but I like it, just I like some nice greasy McDonald's fries. — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 02:56:06 2019/12/08 UTC
Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. I don't know, Mcdonalds seems like a too easy target ---Rooomy, spelled with three o's because I'm retarded
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. Shows promise but needs to be revised. Too much fat on this burger. Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 22:24, 19 November 2019 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Not quite ready for the frontpage. The "History" and "Products" sections feels rather empty compared to the other sections. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳
  2. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. May need a Rewrite or two, not really front page material ---Rooomy, spelled with three o's because I'm retarded

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