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Paint Drying
Paint Drying promotional still.jpg
Award-winning theatrical release poster
Directed byCharlie Shackleton
Written byCharlie Shackleton
Aaron Sorkin
Produced byJerry Bruckheimer
Michael Bay
Starring
CinematographyHoyte van Hoytema
Edited byJennifer Lame
Music byTrent Reznor
Atticus Ross
Production
company
Distributed byUniversal Pictures
Release date
10 November 2023
Running time
607 minutes
CountryUnited Kingdom
LanguagesEnglish
German
French
Budget$380 million
Box office$2.8 billion

Paint Drying is a 2023 British epic romantic coming-of-age war thriller drama silent film written and directed by censorship advocate Charlie Shackleton. Shackleton said that his main motivation in making the film was "to show the world that one can produce a wildly entertaining film that touches on a variety of adult themes and subjects without being at all violent, obscene or immoral."

Plot[edit | edit source]

The exact plot and nature of the story of the film, let alone the deep and profound themes and motifs, are a matter of much scholarly debate.